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After Ren Baqian finished shouting, he heard Lin Qiaole's "ah" inside, and then "ah", accompanied by the sound of flesh colliding, and then there was no movement.

Ren Baqian was shocked, the white rabbit was not good?

"Wine chocolate, who wants it?"

No sound.

The next eight thousand are finally confirmed, and the trick is not good today.

"What do you want?" Ren Baqian shouted towards the door.

If an ordinary person gets married, there must be a red envelope here. But the people inside are definitely not playing this.

"Give us a great show!"

This voice is a bit mature, and it sounds like Jiangnan.

Think about the people inside, it should be Jiangnan.

"What are you performing? Chest Broken Boulder?" Ren Baqian's eyes rolled, he could still work hard. In fact, the electric drill drill Ding Ding can also perform it, but it is estimated that no one dares to watch it.

"I want to see if I drink the water of life and drink a thousand cups without getting drunk!"

Ren 8,000 eyes glared, the water of life? A thousand cups are not drunk? Which bastard? 96 degrees of vodka, you let me perform a thousand cups without getting drunk? Can you still live if you drink this?

Listening to this voice is deliberately pinching the throat, either the green kite or the red luan, and the green kite is more likely to be bigger.

Ren Baqian took two steps back and shook his head towards the flying horse behind him: "Go, open the door." ”

Those photographers were suddenly numb, tearing down the door? When you get married, do you tear down the door? Or do you think wrong?

After thinking about it carefully, several people still felt that they might have misunderstood.

No matter what, it won't be a big day to tear down the door, I've never seen such a marriage.

Ten flying horsemen giggled in a circle in the blocked corridor: "Bar old hey (two sounds)!"

It's actually rock-paper-scissors, but they call it a bar.

"Hey, old man!"

"Hey, old man!"

"Bar ......"

Ren Baqian's face twitched a few times, ten people together rock-paper-scissors, you want to guess next year, right?

That's when a miracle happened.

The ten bears laughed loudly, and a flying horse was kicked out of the crowd.

"Up!" Ren Baqian pointed to the brand-new security door in front of him.

"Tear it inside or tear it out?" Now that the flying rider has been kicked out, he is willing to gamble and lose, and he said quite proudly.

"Outside!"

"Okay, look at me!" the rider clenched his fist with a sound like fried beans, and then slammed his fist into either side of the door.

Ren Baqian felt the entire floor shake.

"Oops!" came from inside the door, like Jiangnan's.

I saw that the walls on both sides of the door were cracked into two cracks, and the place where it was hit by the fist was directly pierced, and the figures inside could be seen.

The eyes of the photographers in the back were round.

Although many people now have a great increase in strength after practicing the fifteenth set of broadcast qigong, they can directly penetrate it with one punch...... Not to mention how much strength it takes, is his hand okay?

However, a scene that caught them off guard even more appeared.

The security door opened quickly, and a woman stepped forward and reached out to hold down the bald head of the flying rider and pressed it down.

"Bang!"

The entire floor shook again.

All the tiles on the floor of the corridor were cracked, and half of the flying horseman's head was pressed directly into it.

The "bang" security door was slammed shut again.

All that's left is a bunch of people staring at each other with big eyes.

"Do you want to call an ambulance?" Several photographers were shaking their legs and stomachs, and they didn't see anyone picking up their relatives. What a hatred?

"Wow"

The flying rider on the ground pulled out his head with both hands and shook it, shaking off the nosebleed.

Ren Baqian's head was jumping, it was a heartbreak just now, with her character, she would definitely not do such a thing in this situation. Don't think about it, it must have been signaled by the empress.

Ren Baqian glanced at the two holes on the side of the door, and one of them was just enough to open the door inside.

Presumably they won't beat themselves, right?

Ren Baqian smiled, stretched his hand through the hole, and prepared to open the door.

Then he was slapped on the back.

The voice was loud, as if it had been slapped hard in the face.

"It's swollen. Ren Baqian stood outside the door with a deep expression.

"It's swollen. "My heart is broken inside.

"Oh, it's so swollen!" was the voice of the green kite.

Ren Baqian silently withdrew his hand, and it was swollen like a hoof.

Familiar recipe, familiar taste, no need to ask, it's the empress.

"Brother!" Ren Wannian couldn't laugh or cry, and squeezed Ren Baqian into a thick stack of red envelopes.

Then a low voice came from inside: "Do you want to open the door?"

It was Jiangnan's voice, after all, she didn't understand the situation, and she didn't dare to make too much of it.

"No way!"

This time it was the empress's voice, undisguised.

It seems that it won't work hard, and neither will the red envelope Dafa, so you still have to outwit it.

"Tell me, what are you going to do? Don't mention the water of life, do you dare to drink it?" Ren Baqian said.

"Dare!"

"Forget it, let's not mention the water of life, it's not easy to get married for the second time, it's not easy for everyone, let's have something real. ”

"It's the second time. ”

"Ahem, it was also the two of us that time, no one else, it's still the first marriage, talk well, can you chat?"

Ren Baqian coughed dryly, and tried Chen Qing, Ren Wannian, and a group of photographers were all embarrassed, just today's kissing process, can you show people when you shoot it?

Now the wedding company has begun to wonder if they are here to smash the scene.

Ren Baqian glared at Chen Qing fiercely, just this tossing strength, Jiang Nan must have proposed it first, and then the empress was moved.

Otherwise, the empress would definitely not know about these messy things.

"Why don't I give you a good hand?" Ren Baqian decided to choose a low-difficulty one, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, and two pairs of shoes on the ground, which is more suitable for the occasion?

"Let's get the lines right, you match everyone's lines, let's be satisfied, and open the door. Jiangnan's voice came out.

Ren Baqian glared at Chen Qing again, Jiangnan is now thirty-five or sixteen, why doesn't he have a solemn appearance?

"Good!"

Ren Baqian's face was intent, waiting to see what moths they came up with.

"So it's started?" Jiang Nan shouted from inside the house.

"Let's get started. ”

......

"You're here?"

Three words, Ren Baqian's mind turned, what does this mean? Then he asked tentatively: "I'm here." ”

"You shouldn't have come!"

Ren 8000: ......

Nonsense, where am I going if I don't come?

But I have a bottom in my heart, it seems to be a cologne, and the line Jiangnan is still very good.

"But I'm here anyway. ”

"Since you're here, you've got to leave something behind!"

Ren Baqian turned his head to look at Chen Qing, his eyes were full of questions: What is it?

But in his mouth, he said: "It's okay to leave things, but I have to take people away!"

Chen Qingyi spread his hands: How do I know what it is?

Ren Baqian: That's your wife!

"Bring the things first!" Jiang Nan's voice came out.

Ren Baqian thought about it, grabbed a handful of white rabbits and threw them in.

"That's not right!"

Ren Baqian took a stack of red envelopes from Ren Wannian's hand and stuffed them in.

"Still not right!"

Any eight thousand will be crazy, God knows what you want.

"Keep the Liuwei Dihuang Pill!"

Ren Baqian almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, where can I get you Liuwei Dihuang Pills? And who will bring a box of Liuwei Dihuang Pills when they get married?

Jiang Nan's giggling voice came from inside the house: "Replacement! Replacement! Forget him!"

This time it was a voice pinching his throat: "Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, Harmony everywhere! Your Highness, you can pass the test with a couplet!"

Ren Baqian felt familiar.

Turning their heads to look at the few people behind them, everyone looked dazed.

Ren Baqianyi patted his brain, it didn't matter if he couldn't think of it, he was a well-known teacher in a mountain village, how could he be stumped by this, and immediately said: "Flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves bloom and fall, and every year is morning and twilight."

The blue kite stuck out her tongue in the room and cried out with joy, "It's over!"

In the movie, it is rain and rain wind flowers and leaves every year twilight and twilight, and the most important thing for her to mention this couplet is to take this twilight every year.

Even if she didn't know any poetry or couplets, she knew that although Ren Baqian's answers were a little different, they were almost the same, so she was quite happy.

Ren 8,000 long breaths, finally another one.

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