The Battle of Hukou is a rare war in recent years, and people may not believe it when they say it, but they are afraid that they will only say that it is a joke if they laugh off their big teeth.

Joke!

General Niu still thinks about fighting with the fierce barbarians in the border place more than ten years ago, when the soldiers said that they could not return home, and the supply of food stopped from time to time, and every time the soldiers were faced with a desperate situation of food and grass, every time they fought with their lives, but none of the soldiers flinched, they understood more that this station was to fight for themselves, and if they did not win the battlefield, then everyone would have to starve to death.

When a person thinks about his own survival, he can do anything, even if it is to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy.

But this trip, the cowhide is defeated, defeated in the heart of the army, at this time to send troops to fight, the time and place are favorable, he does not possess it at all, and undefeated is naturally a myth.

The defeat and defeat became a good story, and it was widely spread in country B.

In the city of country B, someone is telling a story!

"Everyone, today I will talk about a book, what happened in the book is the battle of the tiger's mouth that just happened yesterday, I was leading the troops to encircle and suppress the soldiers of country A, and I saw everything at that time, and today I made it into a story for everyone's entertainment. ”

This storyteller is none other than Cao Muxin, and his speech is naturally a manifestation of his bravery, and the insult is the cowardice of the soldiers of country B, which is the main purpose of his story.

Cao Mu Xin was surrounded by a large group of people on the street, and under the attention of many people, Cao Mu Xin coaxed himself to open his posture and began to talk about his brave deeds.

"The army of our country B has already come to the gate of the tiger's mouth early, and the defenders of country A have not yet set up their formation, so we are waiting for them to come out to meet them outside the gate. Everyone knows that this is the junction of the two countries, and it is also the only junction, and the terrible tiger's mouth is not the city of the tiger's mouth, but the inaccessible primeval forest behind the city, and entering this city is entering the tiger's mouth, so it is called the tiger's mouth!"

Hahaha......

Grass and wood heart laughed beautifully every time he said the last paragraph, and by the way, he posed a brave pose.

Cao Muxin has a squeezing face on the street, and he must have to promote himself at this moment of showing his face.

He continued to exaggerate, "When they found out that we had arrived, they hurriedly arranged our men and horses, and we had recuperated our strengths, and immediately ordered to break through the iron gates, and rode into the city." ”

Grass and Wood Heart's eyes widened, showing an extremely terrifying appearance, and his face was distorted and deformed.

"Do you know how many of them there are?"

The people below were expressionless, and only listened to him quietly, as if they were caught by the grass and trees to be the people who ate melons.

It's embarrassing!

No one responded!

"How many people are there?" Finally, a little kid couldn't help but ask, and his mother hurriedly covered his mouth and whispered to the little kid, "Don't talk nonsense!"

When Cao Muxin heard this, he suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and said happily: "Okay, since you want to hear it, then I'll talk about it." ”

"There are twice as many soldiers in the city as we are, twice as much!" said Grass and Wood excitedly holding up two fingers.

The melon-eating crowd was still expressionless, only listening and not making any expressions.

"However, our iron cavalry is vegetarian, our iron cavalry eats the flesh of the enemy and drinks the blood of the enemy, my iron cavalry killed a soldier headlong, raised it and kicked it to death, and stomped on the ground fiercely, and the soldier's blood spurted out directly, revealing the white bones. ”

Hahaha.........

Cao Muxin performed alone, and he was addicted to talking to himself, so he couldn't hold his mouth and continued: "Which soldiers saw their brothers being trampled to death by my iron horsemen, looked at the white bones, and immediately abandoned the city gate and fled. ”

The people who eat melons are still expressionless, not thinking about whether what he said is true or false.

"The more powerful ones are yet to come!" Grass and Wood Heart smiled and asked with big white teeth.

"The fleeing soldiers met the troops who were rushing to reinforce on the way, and actually persuaded them not to come, and if they came, they were trampled to death by our iron horses, and the soldiers immediately turned their heads and ran away when they heard this. ”

Here, Grass and Wood Heart also did a lot of data collection, in order to tell the story more vividly.

"I heard that this reinforcement army was once the most quiet and sharp army in country A, and it had always been loyal to the Son of Heaven, and they were fully prepared the night before they came to fight, and the soldiers were all high-spirited, and they wanted us to defeat it, but ........."

Speaking of this, Cao Muxin smiled coldly.

"It's like a pair of men and women, who have made a vow to be together, to be as firm as a rock, but when it comes to the critical moment, they will be strained, all of them are greedy for life and afraid of death, and we took down the entire area of the tiger's mouth in one fell swoop, and chased all the way to the gate of the Son of Heaven in country A. ”

Hahaha......

"Happy, happy!" "Grass and Wood Heart were so happy that she shook her head in excitement.

"Country A is about to die, and our country B is really the most heroic nation in the world, so let's watch country A fail so badly!"

The people who eat melons have no interest, they only listen and don't speak.

Cao Muxin even hyped it up, saying: "People, you can laugh happily, the land of country A will soon be our land, and you also know that country A has a vast territory, and you will have more land at that time, as long as you are willing to relocate." ”

Cao Muxin finished talking about this "Tiger's Mouth Battle" very happily, sweating with joy on his face, and then went home.

The book of the Battle of Hukou reached country A and the ears of everyone in Longquan Town, and the people were full of hope, but the officials were miserable, and they were packing up their belongings and preparing to escape.

After the Battle of Hukou, which dignitaries and landlords also joined the ranks of fleeing, the people in the capital even ran two-thirds, and the capital was immediately an empty city.

The Son of Heaven who lives in the capital must not be able to feel good there.

The Son of Heaven also received a message from the generals: "Son of Heaven, General Niu's reinforcements have all been wiped out, and the tiger's mouth has been lost. ”

"What?"

The Son of Heaven looked at the man angrily and asked, "What are the Niu generals doing, what are the troops guarding the tiger's mouth doing, you have been asking me to go on an expedition to attack country B, but now I have promised you to go on an expedition, but you can't win, you will only be angry with your throat, and you will be a lump of meat in front of the enemy, and you will be slaughtered by others." ”

The person who gave the message hurriedly lowered his head, knocked his head to the ground, and said: "The Son of Heaven doesn't know, the people of country B are tall, and they are riding iron horses that eat human flesh and drink human blood, and our soldiers were all killed by that iron horse." ”

The man's voice was low, and he showed a pitiful look.

"Phew!"

The Son of Heaven spat at him on the spot, and scolded angrily: "You are the majesty of others, what kind of iron cavalry is powerful, as far as I know, it is clearly a group of soldiers who are greedy for life and afraid of death. ”

"Don't dare, don't dare. The man said hurriedly.

"Don't dare, what don't you generals dare, I think you're going to surrender tomorrow, and I'm about to become a prisoner. ”

The ministers knelt on the court one after another, not daring to say a word.

The Son of Heaven told them at the end: "Retreat from the court, you ministers get out, I will leave the capital today." ”

The ministers fled the capital one after another, taking their women and possessions with them on the same day, and the Son of Heaven was no exception, leaving the capital in a carriage with his own horse.

Bai Kaishui sat on the street, watching these gorgeous carriages and the ministers of the court with weapons and property leave here, one after another, one after another, and only when it was dark, no one left here.

Bai Kaishui couldn't help but sigh: In today's world, the minister can't give advice to the country without the appearance of a minister, and the Son of Heaven doesn't have the appearance of the Son of Heaven, and he can't be the master of the people when he encounters the attack of country B, and he loses all his confidence after only losing a war.