Chapter 1: Breaking Branches to Celebrate Birthdays
Bu Xiao has not set foot in Kunlun for many years.
At a glance, the first sacred mountain is still the first sacred mountain, the mountain fairy is vigorous, the immortal trees are green and shining, the phoenix and the luan bird fly by from time to time, or to the Langji tree to eat the beautiful jade, or to the Baguio tree to climb the vines, in short, it is a paradise, the appearance of the pure land in the fairy.
Before I walked in, there were bursts of floral and fruity fragrances, for fear that others would not know that there would be a banquet here.
Bu Xiao snorted coldly, and I don't know which tendon is wrong for the Queen Mother of the West, it turns out that the birthday never calls him, this time he actually sent someone to send him a post, who thought that he was just not there, but the other party did not give up, and actually said that he was chasing the mortal world with the eyes of the gods on the abyss, and he was dealing with a small snake at that time, and when he beat the snake down, the god of the abyss came slowly pretending to pass by:" I said that you open your mouth and close your mouth What is the cry of a little snake and a little snake, people still have a little bit of beetle snake blood, you can take its life away, and the dignity is still returned to others. ”
"Even such a thin bloodline dares to come out and make trouble, learn from its ancestors to absorb the frightened qi of mortals to increase cultivation, and in the long run, it will be a lifelong disaster, and then this matter will not fall on me, it is better to end it now. ”
Hearing this, the "beetle snake" was so angry that his life hung by a thread, and when he heard this, he condensed all his strength and tried to wave his broken wings in protest: "Great gods, I didn't harm anyone, I just scared them and sucked away their fears, shouldn't I also give them a clean place?"
Bu Xiao's face was expressionless, and he raised his hand to slap him: "According to your meaning, I should go to the Emperor of Heaven to ask you for the name of a worry-relieving divine beast?!"
The "beetle snake" was so slapped that he was about to faint, but he heard a cold voice above his head: "I haven't finished speaking, if you dare to faint, I will make you never wake up again." ”
The "beetle snake" was so excited that tears flowed down his eyes.
Therefore, Yuan Shang didn't seem to be able to look past it, and persuaded: "You're good, just kill it, why are you so tormented?"
When the "beetle snake" heard this, the tears flowed even more fiercely.
Bu Xiao looked even more disgusted, and said sharply: "Since the god of the old abyss intercedes for you, I will spare your life." ”
The god of the abyss was stupid when he heard this, and thought to himself, "Hey, that's what I just said?!"
"But listen, I have abolished your evil deeds for you, and you are not allowed to do evil again in the future, you need to follow the path of cultivation through the right path, and cultivate a ...... Well, if you snakes want to turn into dragons, then cultivate them into Ying Dragons, and if you don't succeed in cultivating, I will find you out and kill you until you go up to Huangquan for nine days!"
"......" and "beetle snake" closed their eyes after hearing this, and before the tears dried, they passed out regardless of it.
"......" The god of the old yuan looked at the "beetle snake" that was like a hill and was covered in scales and bruises, and endured it, but couldn't hold back: "Do you know that the beetle snake and Ying Long are two different species?"
"What?" Bu Xiao was very surprised, and turned the "beetle snake" into the size of a small snake in the mortal world, and threw it into the forest casually, and replied casually while pinching the magic trick and preparing to flash people: "Is it difficult for the little snake to cultivate the dragon?"
"......" so the god of the abyss wants to say that the snake has been cultivated for thousands of years into a dragon, and the beetle has become a dragon after the catastrophe, according to the attributes, the snake belongs to water, and the dragon belongs to fire, and there is only a little bit of thin "snake" blood, how can it not become a dragon, not to mention that their ancestors were originally gods of the same level......
Looking at Bu Xiao's expression of course, the god of Yuan felt that it couldn't make sense, and subconsciously took something from his arms and began to fan, fanning and fanning and found that this was the post of the Queen Mother of the West, so he came back to his senses, remembered the purpose of his trip, and hurriedly stopped Bu Xiao's pinching hand.
Over there, Xiang Buxiao thought that the god of the Yuan was still stopping him for this matter, so he said: "Look at that little snake also has wings, similar to Ying Long's original form, it should be easier to cultivate, and you are also idle, so you have to bother it." ”
"......" The god of the Yuan Dynasty silently mourned for the "beetle snake" in his heart for a few breaths, and then handed the post over: "What kind of little snake and little snake, isn't it in your opinion, there is no behemoth in this world? ”
Therefore, the god of the abyss was about to open his mouth to get to the point, but Bu Xiao took over the conversation while flipping through the post: "There are behemoths, I met a big snake some time ago, and I just got a flash hammer at that time, so I threw it over to see the power, who would have thought that it would smash a sharp tooth, and coincidentally, a bird flew out of its mouth." That's a good hammer, the light is about to catch up with Thor's thunder and lightning, and I'll see you another day. ”
Therefore, the god of the abyss took out a paper fan out of nowhere, and was fanning, hearing that the big snake was already sympathetic to the dragon who had returned from the calamity and finally turned into a dragon, how unlucky it was to bump into this evil god, and suddenly heard the sentence of saving the bird, and put the fan in his palm, and knew in his heart: "I see, I think it is this move, and you still remember, in fact, the bird is not a bystander, it is one of the blue birds next to the Queen Mother of the West, named Tangxi." ”
"Oh, I don't know. Bu Xiao quickly finished reading the post and threw it back: "Don't go." ”
Who doesn't know that the Queen Mother of the West has never looked down on him who is angry, but unfortunately, he also doesn't look down on the head of this fairy, and the two don't interact with each other, and they are clean with each other. Above these nine heavens, there are few immortals who were born as immortals, and even fewer gods who were born as gods.
Therefore, the god of Yuan Shangshen took the post, knowing his reaction, and while feeling sorry for the infatuated blue bird, he followed behind Buxiao unhurriedly.
Bu Xiao walked a few steps, turned around and looked at his friend who refused to leave: "This trick again, dare to change to a fresh one?"
"Don't dare. Therefore, the god of the abyss shamelessly showed a smile: "The fresh one is afraid that it will not work." ”
Bu Xiao snorted coldly, didn't say a word, and deliberately walked forward slowly, and the two walked one after the other, and there was a peach tree in front of the barren mountains and mountains.
In the spring of March, the peach blossoms began to bloom, with an ignorance, a freshness, and its unique beauty, so slowly bloomed in the eyes of the comer.
"Put away your mana, and when you disturb the flowers, it's no wonder that the flower god doesn't trouble you. ”
Bu Xiao just cleaned up the "beetle snake", forgot about the stubble for a while, and when he put it away, the peach blossom in front of him had already bloomed to the extreme.
"You have become more and more unseemly over the years, and you dare to provoke the people of the Queen Mother of the West. ”
The two have been friends for a long time, and they know each other's virtues, so the god of the abyss saw that Buxiao didn't say anything, so he didn't explain, and watched him keep staring at the peach blossoms, and said in surprise: "I didn't know that you liked peach blossoms?!", and was about to reach out to touch it, but was slapped down by Buxiao, and then was glared at, as if accusing him: But you can't play with it from a distance.
"If you really like it, I heard that the fox in Qingqiu has raised a large peach forest, why don't you go and see it?" Or let's go together, you go to see the flowers, I will see the fox, and by the way, taste their peach blossom brewed ......" Therefore, a peach forest suddenly appeared in the mind of the god of the yuan, a pair of plain hands, a bowl of alcohol, and he was fascinated by what he said, but he heard the cold word - "not go", as if he was splashed on the head by a basin of cold water, although he was used to the other party's enthusiasm that always hit people like this, but he still couldn't help but shake his head: "You are really no interest." ...... Ahem, how the hell did I become friends with you. ”
"Friend?" Bu Xiao turned his head and glanced at the god of the old yuan, needless to say, the god of the old yuan already knew what the other party was accusing, he faked a cough and said: "I did come early, but you are a dignified god of war, how can I stop your majesty, not to mention that I have to help you teach a little snake, don't you look down on you?!"
Therefore, the god of the abyss has forgotten that he has justified the name of the "little snake" before, and thought to himself, I carefully packed up for a long time to go to the meeting, of course I can't do it, the "little snake" is already filthy, and it was beaten so ugly, it is not good to be contaminated with half a point, so it is natural to stand far away.
If the "snake" knows what this god is thinking, I don't know if he will have the courage to live.
"You are right, the name of the god flower is outside, on the other hand, my father does not love my mother, the palace is full of male fairies, and even the trees in the courtyard, I have never seen it bloom...... In this way, I really can't help God, God should ask for another favor. ”
“...... Don't, if you don't help me in this matter, no one will be able to help......!" Not even the love of licking calves, let alone other ...... But he didn't refute in the end, seeing that the other party was unmoved, he opened the folding fan, and threw it over with a pair of charming eyes, sighing: "If you don't help, you won't help, if you think about it, this is the opposite of things, the amorous god and the ruthless god of war, a pair made in heaven, even the immortals under the moon can't pull out such an ingenious marriage, I won't mess around anymore, it's okay to accompany you?"
"......" Buxiao usually doesn't like to talk much, so he met this only friend and said a few more words, but he often couldn't talk about him, so he only had one sentence in the end: "If you disgust me again, I'm going to do it." ”
When he heard this, he put away the folding fan and the brilliance in his eyes, pinched the hour, and said, "Let's go, I can't catch up later." ”
"Who are you crushing this time?"
"Who else can there be, the little blue bird next to the Queen Mother of the West, but don't worry, it's not the one who loves you. ”
"What bird, is it delicious?"
“......”
While the two were talking, Bu Xiao pinched a breeze trick, blew away the dust, and was about to turn up the clouds with a breeze on his sleeves, but was slapped away by the god of the old abyss, so he asked impatiently: "What's wrong?"
"What's the matter? On the birthday of the Queen Mother of the West, you don't say anything empty-handed, and you don't change your clothes, and you plan to go like this?"
"Isn't it just for her to give her the best birthday gift?"
“......”
Seeing that the young face of the old Yuan Shangshen was about to show the demeanor of an old father educating his son, Bu Xiao changed his clothes with the magic trick, and turned around and folded the peach branch that had just opened: "Okay, the birthday gift is here, and I won't go if I don't go again." ”
Without waiting for the other party to answer, Bu Xiao decisively pinched a trick, and the two came to the foot of Kunlun Mountain in an instant.
The amorous god here is still sighing: "I just fought the descendants of the beetle snake, can't you run out of mana? Obviously, you can just drive a cloud, why do you need to use the magic technique?"
The ruthless god of war over there ended the topic with one sentence: "I've been talking nonsense with you for a long time, I've run out of patience." ”
"......" The god of the old abyss, who knew and knew the interest, finally did not reply.
A burst of wine aroma accompanied by the breeze came, refreshing and with a sweet aftertaste, it was Yaochi Xianjiu.
Buxiao's irritability went a little bit, and then looked at the delicate peach branch in his hand, his mood couldn't help but improve, thinking about this banquet, isn't it completely boring.