Chapter 120: The Master's Head, the Beauty's Breasts.
Lu Youwei paused for a moment and reflexively touched the top of his head.
It was still slippery and there was nothing.
Not only Lu Youwei was stunned, but several elders of the Red Lotus Sect present were also stunned, how could they have thought that anyone in the Red Lotus Sect would dare to be so bold to pat the elders' heads!
Lu Youwei finally reacted, suddenly turned around, as soon as he turned around, he smelled a pungent smell of wine, and then he saw a big man with a beard looking at him drunkenly.
And he said in a familiar voice: "Lao Wang, you are not authentic, and you won't tell me in advance when you participate in Elder Lu's apprenticeship banquet." ”
The people present couldn't help but be speechless, and they couldn't even figure out who was holding the apprenticeship banquet.
Boom, Lu Youwei's innate true qi was running, and a majestic majesty pressed towards this beard, and at the same time he snorted coldly in his mouth: "Bastard!"
The beard was agitated, and under the coercion, he took three steps back, and then sat down on the ground with his ass.
His eyes seemed to have regained a little clarity, and he raised his head to look at Lu Youwei, and his complexion suddenly changed greatly. Then he muttered, "Lu ...... Land...... Land...... Lu ......"
I just kept landing, but I couldn't say a word.
Lu Youwei felt tired for a while, at this time, in public, if he went to deal with a drunk, he would inevitably lose his identity. He carefully noted down the appearance of this drunken man, and planned to let Zhang Yang check it afterwards and settle the account after the autumn.
He snorted coldly, no longer paying attention to the drunk, and after turning his head with an ugly face, he couldn't help but scratch the top of his head again.
I don't know if it's a psychological factor, after being slapped on the head by the drunk, he always feels a little scratched on the top of his head.
I want to scratch!
However, just because he doesn't care doesn't mean that others don't care.
Because he wanted to talk to the elders at the main table, Zhang Yang took his fiancée Su Mei to sit very close to the main table. At this point, the drunk man happened to fall in his direction.
He saw the scene just now, so he stood up suddenly, came to the drunkard and kicked his foot.
While kicking, he also scolded: "Blind your dog eyes, do you know who just filmed, do you know?"
The drunk man seemed to be a little frightened, and while parrying in vain, he kept apologizing, which made the surrounding onlookers a little unbearable.
"Okay!" Elder Lu scratched the top of his head again, then turned back to his apprentice and said, "Those who don't know are not guilty, so forget it." ”
Zhang Yang was happy in his heart, he was very familiar with the master, and he had already seen the master's appreciation for him from his eyes. And he is familiar with the master's personality, and he also knows that now he has said well, but he will not let Zhang Yang make trouble in the public, but it is still necessary to inquire about the origin of this bearded man.
The worse he was afterwards, the more he could get the favor of the master.
I don't know if it's a psychological factor, but when he kicked this drunk man today, he always had a strange feeling.
That's what it feels like...... How can you be so relieved of hatred?
So even though Lu Youwei had already called a stop, he couldn't help but kick it again, and then snorted coldly: "Get out!"
The drunk man raised his head, glanced at Elder Lu and Zhang Yang with drunken eyes, and kept saying apology in his mouth, but his movements were not slow. He got up and fled in disarray......
I don't know if it's an illusion, Zhang Yang's fiancée Su Mei suddenly felt that the drunk's glance when he was leaving, seemed to have something meaningful.
It seems to be a bit of a deep look.
But soon she was attracted by something else, for she noticed that when the drunkard had just left, he seemed to be in too haste, and something had fallen out of his body.
Impartially, it is falling at the feet of Zhang Yang.
Su Mei looked at it, wow! It was a mustard seed bag!
Su Mei subconsciously glanced left and right, and then looked at Zhang Yang.
Seeing that no one was paying attention, she stretched her legs forward, and the mustard seed bag was trampled on the soles of her feet with a snap of her small embroidered shoes.
Then she sipped back without a trace......
I kept stepping on the mustard bag and took my legs back.
At this time, she thought proudly: "Hmph, fortunately, the old lady has long legs!"
She gently pulled one foot out of her shoe, her toe hooked.
With a whoosh, the mustard bag flew upwards. At this time, her hand was already waiting there, and as soon as she grabbed it, she firmly grasped the mustard seed bag in her hand.
She hid the mustard seed bag without moving, and her heart was happy.
You must know that although she is Zhang Yang's fiancée, Zhang Yang is in the critical ascension period of the Dan Master, and now practicing alchemy consumes a lot, and there is not much benefit in her hands at all.
At most, it's just to buy her some nice clothes or jewelry.
But in cultivation, those external objects are just embellishments. If she really practiced the Red Lotus Sect inheritance exercises well, she naturally looked good in everything, so her demand for cultivation resources was still quite large.
Now the people who came to the apprenticeship banquet have some bit of wealth, although the beard just now looks a little obscene, but a mustard seed bag alone is worth a lot of money, not to mention that there is nothing in it, of course Su Mei can't ignore it.
What's more, this is picked up for nothing, and it is more rewarding than what she spent her time on Zhang Yang.
However, the action of stretching her leg just now was a little big after all, and it had already rubbed against Zhang Yang's leg.
Zhang Yang glanced at him in surprise, and then said with a smile: "Little goblin, don't flirt now, I'll feed you at night!"
Su Mei suddenly gave him a blank look, and scolded coquettishly: "Death!"
......
When flirting here, the bearded man was hiding in an unoccupied room in the Yuan Mansion and constantly sprinkling a white powder on himself.
This is a decontamination powder, something that is specifically designed to eliminate odors on the body. It was Wu Hao who seized it from the real Liu Lang.
When he could no longer smell the smell on his body, the face of the bearded man slowly changed, revealing Wu Hao's figure.
After coming out of the backstage of the troupe, Wu Hao did two things, one of which was to turn into a drunk man and slap the guide sign on Elder Lu's head.
Wu Hao felt that since there was such a big killer weapon as the "Emperor Flower", it was still planted for Elder Lu in the congenital stage, which was the most cost-effective.
As for Zhang Yang and the others, without Elder Lu, his would be the meat on the chopping board, so he was not in a hurry to do it now.
As for those senior brothers, Wu Hao is not in a hurry for the time being, sooner or later there will be a day to clean them up.
Of course, he also had a gown with a sign in his mustard seed bag. Wu Hao will not ignore it.
Burned or something, it's just too wasteful.
Wu Hao put the dress into a gold safe.
This safe was a congratulatory gift he had received the other day. It has a trap lock on it, which is especially suitable for storing valuables. If you are not a person who sets up the mechanism and is not a professional, it is difficult to open it in a short time.
After setting up the safe, he put it in a mustard bag.
This mustard seed bag was still seized from the housekeeper, and Wu Hao just came in handy.
Then when he was doing the first thing, he easily threw this "moving guide sign" under Zhang Yang's feet.
Wu Hao knew that anyone who found a mustard bag under his feet would not fail to pick it up and take a look.
And when he found the Adamantite Safe, he would suspect that there were valuables in it, and he was naturally even more reluctant to throw away the mustard seed bag.
However, man is not as good as heaven.
There is one thing that Wu Hao never imagined.
Zhang Yang was so fat that his stomach blocked his view......
Wu Hao threw the mustard seed bag under his feet, and people didn't see it at all!
......
Su Mei finally got rid of Zhang Yang under the pretext of going to the toilet, and it was only then that she had the opportunity to check the harvest in the mustard seed bag.
This mustard seed bag is different from the more advanced Sumeru rings and Qiankun bracelets, and there is no means to recognize the owner at all, so she can easily open it after picking it up.
Wow! Safe Deposit Box! Su Mei was pleasantly surprised.
Or a gold safe!
Although I can't open the box now, I can't see the contents inside. But just by using the brain to supplement Su Mei, she knows that it must be something good inside.
As long as she goes to the hall after the banquet and finds someone to unlock it, she can enjoy the harvest.
Su Mei hummed a little song, pinned the mustard seed bag to her waist, and sighed that today was really her lucky day.
After walking a few steps, she suddenly felt a little unsafe with it on her waist. Didn't that beard just fall out of his waist?
So she untied the mustard seed bag again and put it in her sleeve.
After flicking her sleeves twice, she still didn't feel very safe! Is there a place that is foolproof, even if it really falls, she can find it in the first place?
Su Mei hesitated for a moment, and then her eyes lit up.
She carefully placed the mustard seed bag in her arms and placed it close to her breast.
Tie your chest and be as steady as a dog!
Feeling the cold feeling coming from the mustard seed bag on her chest, Su Mei felt warm in her heart.
She looked up and thought proudly, "Hmph! Fortunately, the old lady has big breasts!" <