Chapter 201: Getting You Pregnant

Xu Cheng saw Lu Yan staring at an oval object in a daze, and suddenly became curious.

She had already studied everything in the bathroom, Lu Yan said that this is a thatched toilet, but is there such a clean and beautiful thatched toilet?

I'm afraid the palace can't compare to here, not only does it not have a trace of stench, but it always smells good.

"What are you doing? I haven't had time to ask you, what is this fragrant thing, a kind of food?"

"Ahh

Lu Yan was awakened by Xu Cheng, picked up the soap casually and said subconsciously: "This is soap, you can wash your hands often with this without getting sick." ”

After speaking, he handed it directly to Xu Cheng, and it was a little difficult for the ghost to take the real thing, but Xu Cheng had been cultivating for decades, and he could already take dozens of catties of things.

I also basically have the basic five senses, and I can smell some of the breath that emanates.

Ignoring Xu Cheng's research, Lu Yan set his eyes on the air freshener on the shelf above the toilet.

At present, it is somewhat difficult to put a basin of water in the latrine for washing hands, and I am afraid that most of them are still used by the squires and eunuchs, but air fresheners have a promoting effect.

And you can also add a lot of flavors, orange, banana, grape, durian......

It can even be customized according to personal taste, so that you don't have to smell the smell when you go to the toilet in the future, which is a world-changing initiative.

Lu Yan had already felt that the Toilet God Priesthood in the Bagua Jade was boiling, and it seemed that he had deduced the benefits of air fresheners to the Toilet God.

He took the trembling gossip jade in his hand, and muttered in his mouth: "Don't worry, there is still a lot that can be done in the direction of the toilet god, you will accompany me to the real peak, and the toilet will become a nightmare for all enemies." ”

After speaking, Lu Yan smiled dumbly, and Bagua Yu had no autonomous consciousness, at most he just instinctively deduced the benefits and reminded him.

This is his divine position, and it is also the last hole card after offending the heavenly court, and he will not be deposed from the priesthood for some ridiculous reasons.

"Bagua Jade, as a fusion of gods and computers, seems to have insufficient tacit understanding with itself if it is still independently enhanced, but it can't stay on it. ”

Lu Yan was a little worried, the gossip jade was too sensitive, not to mention that Xu Cheng was involved above, the key was that the information inside was too sensitive, in case of leakage, it would be really fatal.

It wasn't until I saw the body not far away that my eyes lit up, is there a more perfect container than the body?

With a pat on the head, this is a god who has become a fool, and he has forgotten his physical body, which is another way to get out of the control of the heavenly court.

The divine body walked into the physical body, merged with the physical body and began to take over the body, and every once in a while he would enter the body, so there was no sense of disobedience.

Immediately, the Bagua Jade melted into the body with golden light, and finally stayed in the dantian, and the golden light dispersed into the limbs and hundreds of remains.

Lu Yan felt very strange at the moment, it seemed that the two gods had fused, even if he didn't have the god position canonized by the Heavenly Court, he didn't have a god body, just relying on the body and the gossip jade, he would still be the toilet god.

"After being in the cage for a long time, I can return to nature. ”

With a sigh of relief, only in his own hands can he count as real strength.

The capital city god is powerful, but he does not dare to violate the law of the Yin Division, this is a top-down rule.

Shinto Weifu is used for his own use, but it is also strictly regulated, and the control between superiors and subordinates is very strict.

"It's time to look into soaps and air cleaners, too"

Lu Yan's heart moved, and the Bagua Jade Divine Position automatically projected the production method of soap and air freshener.

It's a lot, it's miscellaneous.

It's all extracted from past memories.,The information of the past life exploded.,A lot of things have been seen.,But it's all hidden in the depths of memory.,In the god bit by little reading.,Even the hidden memories can be turned out.。

"The simplest materials used to make soap are flavor and fatty pork, and the most important thing about air fresheners is flavor. ”

Among them, the essence is the key to both things, and some memories are read in the mind for the flavor.

It can be extracted from the liquid of flowers with alcohol, and its practical divine power is more convenient.

In the Shinto world, there is no need for mechanization at all, and everything is easy to create with divine power.

Among them, fragrance can also extend to another maddening thing - perfume.

Lu Yan's eyes lit up, and he muttered in his mouth: "Soap, air freshener, perfume, the trinity, will definitely be another innovation that will change the world." ”

The next step is to immerse yourself in research, to have memories of your past life, and to make it all you need to complete and adjust.

The point is to find the key to making three things with the least amount of divine power, not to mention that if something like this can't be in the hands of the WC Priest, it will be useless to him.

Outside the bathroom, the cold sword continued to fly towards the capital with a golden light, and it was not conspicuous because of the clouds around it.

It didn't take long for the Coldwind Sword to come to the capital, turning from the sky to darkness, and when it reappeared, it had already arrived at the capital Land Temple.

The Coldsword automatically returned to the bathroom, and the Dharmakaya Seed silently merged into the huge statue of the Toilet Monarch.

Lu Yan's consciousness automatically descended into the Dharma Body Seed, and he immediately felt the surging incense from his brows.

The seed absorbs the incense and quickly increases, and it doesn't take long for it to form a divine body, and when the incense attached to the idol is swallowed up, an incense dharma body is formed.

There is no other difference from the divine body, the only difference is that the strength of the Dharma body is only one-third of the true body.

However, since it is an incense law body, it can borrow the power of the true body, and even in the face of the five ghosts and gods, it has the power to fight.

The incense body is completely controlled by Lu Yan, and at this moment, he is dedicated to two purposes, while doing experiments in the bathroom, he is controlling the incense body at the same time.

Lu Yan broke away from the idol, looked into the distance, smiled and flew towards the Zhenxi General's Mansion.

From a distance, I saw an old man in his forties in front of everyone, and in front of him were two beautiful women.

It's Xiaozhu and Xiaolian.

There are still a lot of onlookers around, most of them are young people who were deceived by the last big money to ask for a son and paid a deposit and planned to make a lot of money.

It's just that they all have painful expressions on their faces, and from time to time they look at the general's rear covered by a curtain, Liu, and Wang, his wife.

The wife Liu is also counted, she is old and decrepit, but I heard that the flat wife Wang has been in her husband for two years, and she is born with a beautiful country.

But even if they are unwilling, it is useless, it is useless for them to want the general's wife to get pregnant, people only believe in the two women in front of them.

"I'll leave it to the two goddesses"

General Zhenxi thanked him, then stepped aside and handed over to Xiaozhu of the Lu God Sect and Xiaolian, the holy daughter of Buddhism, to cast spells.

Xiaozhu raised his hand and signaled, let Xiaolian take the lead in casting the spell, Xiaolian smiled and returned the salute, and walked to the flat wife Wang.

The younger the Wang family, the effect of giving her a child will be better, and it will also help persuade the whole family to submit to obedience.

Xiaozhu's smile next to her became brighter and brighter, she knew that Xiaolian would choose the Wang family, it seemed that she really didn't know much about mortal etiquette.

Then quietly watched Xiaolian kneel on the ground and prayed, and there was no vision, in just a tea time, Xiaolian got up, nodded to the general, and said silently: "After three months, you can ask Lang Zhong to check." ”

"Is it finally time for me to make a move?"

Lu Yan chuckled lightly and walked to everyone's side incognito, the real delivery is not so simple.

Not only does it need to have a special priesthood, but even the cooperation of the Yin Division, a person's life is recorded by the book of life and death, and whether there is a son in his fate is predestined.

Any modifications must be approved by the Yin Division.

There is naturally no problem with Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Buddhism has the King of the Earth Bodhisattva sitting in the Yin Division, and there is no problem in sending the supernatural powers.

This is also the benefit of Buddhism controlling the Yin Division, otherwise why would the King of the Earth, one of the four great bodhisattvas, sit in the netherworld.

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