676 Three hobbies, the tumor is high
The top of the boundary stone is a platform with a radius of nine zhang, empty, and there is not even a shadow of a ghost.
Standing here, the ten directions are vast, and the group seems to be able to reach the top of the sky in the dream world.
Looking into the distance, the stars that shine like the sun are closer than ever.
It can be seen that the black tide in the distance is full of waves, endlessly bombarding the light screen released by the boundary stone.
In the depths, the stellar void that floated in the depths of the abyss rushed out of the immeasurable army of gods and demons, fighting with endless monsters, forming a huge battlefield, with corpses piling up like mountains, blood and bones into a sea, and killing extremely fiercely.
A tall god and demon slammed forward, desperately rushed into the deepest depths, and completely disappeared into the darkness.
"Roar!"
From time to time, there was a demonic voice that shook the dream world in the depths, and the terrifying roar made the Tianjiao couldn't help but tremble, and they couldn't imagine what kind of existence was there to start a riot?
"Those gods and demons have such terrifying aura, no weaker than those powers. That roar in the darkness gave me the feeling that it was actually the same as the existence in the Chaos Abyss of the Small Desolate Realm last time!"
Lin You's face was solemn, his gaze was withdrawn, and his whole body began to tremble uncontrollably.
Thinking of the battle of the Chaos Abyss, there was only vague light and shadow left in his mind now, but that boundless and majestic terrifying aura had already imprinted the depths of his soul.
At this moment, perceiving the faint aura emanating from the darkness in the depths of the dream world, it was no weaker than the light and shadow in the chaotic abyss, and he couldn't help but tremble, and his face began to turn pale.
He looked at the big witch in this way, and the big witch was heartbroken, so he hurriedly took the young man's hand and comforted him silently.
"Look, this kid is trembling with fright!
A voice of extreme disdain sounded, and the fat man pointed at Lin You sarcastically, "I said Lin boy, you can hold on, don't pee your pants in fear, this little place ...... It's not good to dirty everyone's eyes! You say, isn't it? Hahaha......"
A burst of laughter came from all directions, and one by one Tianjiao pointed at Lin You, and the disdainful look seemed to be looking at a coward.
"You ......"
My heart was cold, the boy was not angry yet, and the big witch was about to explode.
Lin You hurriedly stopped her, and softly comforted her not to be impulsive, just ignore these two fools, they know a hair!
As Lin You said, these ridiculers know a fart?
Yue Que, Xuanyuan Ji, Tu Shan Baby Girl and others, who had also experienced the Battle of the Chaos Abyss, were all serious, and they didn't realize that there was anything funny about this.
Everyone gathered around Lin You, forming a clear distinction with other people.
"Okay, don't laugh at this kid! After all, he's only been in the field of study for a few years?
"Yes, although Brother Lin is a treasure and cultivates to the sky, this is the guts!"
......
A few opponents sarcastically stabbed left and right, seemingly excusing Lin You on the surface, but secretly ridiculing him for his shallow knowledge and low Taoism.
So, in the eyes of Tianjiao on all sides, Lin You became a stunned young man who had taken the big shit luck.
"Hmph, sir, am I cultivating to Tongtian, how many of you are not convinced? Come up and try it!"
Lin You suppressed the fear of the nameless existence in the depths of the abyss in his heart, stared at Zhao Tianqian suddenly, clenched his fists, and burst out of terrifying coercion, pressing the ground and retreating.
The young man's eyes turned into dragon pupils, and the coercion in the dark golden glow was as straight as substance, forcing several people to breathe.
On the small flat roof, a strong wind rolled up out of thin air, blowing the ground and squinting in all directions, and the heart was shocked.
This kid is so terrifying!
"Why? Don't you dare? If you don't dare, he'll fart there!
Looking at the few people who were coerced by his own dragon like two dogs, Lin You sneered and scolded angrily, and his face turned red when Ying Kun, Chu Da and others were scolded, and they were about to explode.
It was still Zhao Tianqian who hurriedly dissuaded him, saying that "if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan", so that several people did not have a seizure.
"Alright, you can save trouble!"
Suddenly, a majestic voice sounded, and a person stepped out, stood in the center, and said to both sides: "Everyone is here to ask the immortals, now that the dream world has changed, let's hurry up!"
This person is tall and broad, majestic and mighty, with dragon horns on his forehead, wearing a dragon robe, and his momentum is majestic, as straight as the emperor himself, who else can he be if he is not a dragon court?
"That's right, I'll think of a way to see how to summon the Boundary Stone Immortal!"
Another person spoke, a blond and blue-eyed young man, armed with a war spear and wearing armor, and his whole body shone with a faint light, giving people the illusion of brilliance.
"This is the Assas of the Western Illumination Sect, the Extreme Dao True Monarch, very terrifying, you have to be careful!"
Dong Hongqing came to Lin You's side and introduced in a low voice, reminding Lin You to be careful.
Don't look at this Assas, who is dressed in light and has a righteous face, but his sudden purpose in coming to Jiuzhou this time is obviously not pure, and it is likely that he came for the divine image on Lin You's body.
Lin You nodded, secretly kept a heart, looked ahead, and carefully looked at the Western visitor.
Assas's golden armor is red, his breath is powerful, his face is like a marble carving, very tough, especially the pair of blue eyes are as deep as the sea, and when he looks at it, there is a strange sense of indulging in it, which is terrifying.
The other party obviously noticed the young man's scrutiny, turned his head and smiled at him, releasing a kind of kindness.
Seeing this, Lin You also smiled and nodded, releasing kindness, but he became more careful in his heart.
What is the saying?
With a smile on his face and a bad heart!
This kind of superficial justice and friendliness often hides a lot of filth underneath!
In the face of such people, we must be very careful!
"The Realm Stone Immortal is psychic in all worlds, almost omniscient, he must know that we are here! I just don't know how to ask him to show up!"
"Legend has it that Shi Xian has several hobbies, as long as he likes it, he can lead him to show up!"
"Does anyone know what Shi Xian's hobbies are?"
Someone asked, "brushing" the ground, and all the heavenly prides looked at the big witch beside Lin You.
"Miss Bu, you Yunshan have explored the dream realm the most, and you want to come to the realm of stone immortals, and you should have already discovered it!"
Bu Qingchen frowned slightly, and lightly opened his lips, "Food, wine, jokes!"
"Just these three?"
"That's all there are three!"
On top of the small flat roof, it suddenly fell silent.
The heavens looked at each other, not knowing what to do next?
Although food and sprinkles are common, who will bring them with them when they are usually fine?
Which one of them is not a real person?
Drinking water has long been not a necessity for life, in order to purify the immortal body, usually everyone can touch less and not touch.
Where will you go to find these two things?
Lin You's heart was also helpless, earlier he had prepared some drinking water in the ring, but not long ago in the secret place of Yanshan, he had already distributed the wine and food to the group of ghosts, and he couldn't take it out.
He looked around, and suddenly looked at Xuanyuan Ji not far away and said, "Xuanyuan Ji, don't you like to drink?
Xuanyuan Ji rolled her eyes when she heard this, "I wanted to bring it, but since the collapse of the Little Wilderness Realm, all the Heavenly Desolate Wine is gone, and I can't bring it if I want to!"
Oh my good!
Lin You shrugged, swept his eyes and said, "It seems that everyone is not in the habit of bringing wine and food, in this case, everyone can only tell jokes!
"I'll come first, I'm the best at telling jokes!"
Lin You's words fell, and one person couldn't wait to stand up, and when he turned his head to look, it turned out to be Donghongqing.
At this moment, his face was eager to try, and his eyes were rolling as if he was thinking of some big joke.
Behind him, Feng Yan had a strange look on her face and took three steps back.
"Say, Kuafu went to chase the sun, forgot to bring water, and faced the flames that the sun kept releasing in the face, what do you think happened to him?"
Dong Hongqing looked nervously at the Tianjiao, as if expecting their answers.
"The myth of Kuafu's chasing the sun, I'm familiar with it! He was too hot and had no water to drink, so he went to drink the river water, and when he drank it all, he died of thirst!
Lin You hugged his arms and replied casually, I don't understand what's so funny about this?
Unexpectedly, Dong Hongqing shook his head and said, "That's not right!"
"Uh!" Lin Yu was stunned.
"Was it burned to death?" the other Tianjiao said.
"That's not right!"
"And what's wrong with him?" someone was impatient.
"Think again!"
Dong Hongqing glanced around, and seeing that no one answered, he couldn't help laughing and said, "Kuafu's escape......!"
He held his stomach and laughed loudly, leaning back and forth with a smile, and he almost rolled on the ground.
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Silence, silence!
Everyone looked at Dong Hongqing, who was laughing, and felt cold all over their bodies, and their hearts were speechless.
Cold, what a cold joke!
Tsk, I didn't expect it!
Dong Hongqing, who is usually a very serious and serious person, even tells cold jokes?
It's just that your joke is too cold, it's not funny at all!
Tianjiao quietly looked at him and smiled, and there seemed to be a cold wind blowing on the flat roof, blowing everyone silently.
"Huh, why don't you laugh? Is this joke not funny? Then I'll tell you another one......!
Seeing that no one was laughing, Dong Hongqing didn't have the slightest self-awareness, and he was about to tell another joke as soon as his head turned.
"You can give me enough time!"
Feng Yan couldn't stand it anymore, so she flashed behind him, and as soon as she stretched out her jade hand, grabbed him by the neck collar and dragged him into the crowd behind.
"Hey, what are you doing? let go of me, my new joke promises to be funny, don't stop me! let go, let go......"
"Shut up!"
"Oh, don't hit me in the mouth......"
There was a scream from behind, and everyone did not sympathize with it, and they all ignored it.
"Who's going to talk about it again?"
One by one, Tianjiao walked out and tried to tell some jokes they knew, but to no avail.
After waiting for a long time, I didn't even see the shadow of the stone immortal in that realm.
Obviously, everyone is not a humorous person, and they don't usually listen to jokes.
"No! These jokes have long been rotten on the street! The world of stone immortals is psychic, and there are thousands of dreams, what kind of jokes have you never heard? I think we are purely in vain!"
"What then? There's no other way!"
Zhong Tianjiao discussed, thought about it, couldn't come up with a good joke, no way, humor is really not what they are good at.
Even if you want to make it up temporarily, you can't make up a joke that will make people laugh.
This makes everyone a little anxious.
The terrifying darkness over there was constantly surging and agitating, and seeing the light curtain trembling slightly, maybe the light curtain would be broken in the next moment.
At that time, how could they have time to wait for the Realm Stone Immortal to come out, and it was too late to escape!
"Why don't we go to those void realms to get some food, wine, etc., and see if we can lure the stone fairy to show up!"
At this time, Jin He, the big fat man, proposed in all directions, attracting some Tianjiao's approval.
Lin You sneered, "You have a tumor on your neck, isn't it?
The extreme sarcasm made everyone suffocated, and burst into laughter.
"You ......"
Jin and that angry, it's about to explode!
At this moment, a long laugh shook through the void, and with the immeasurable stars of the long sky shattered into a rain of light, a thin figure in a gray robe slowly rose from the center of the flat top!