Chapter 184: Can't Solve It (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Do you have a solution?"
Xu was pleasantly surprised, this matter was her and Bao Liushui's fault, and it would be great if she could make up for it.
Seeing Lu Yan bowing slightly, he breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it could be solved.
It's just that Lu Yan didn't explain it to them, turned to look at Bao Liushui, and said after a moment of silence: "With the development of outside forces, there is no need to keep too many people in the bathroom to share the priesthood, do you have anything you want to do?"
Bao Liushui's expression was a little stiff, as if the old man meant that he was useless.
No one knows better than him the importance of privacy in the bathroom, and once it loses its value, is it still important for him to survive?
His voice began to tremble, and he trembled and said, "But according to the master's orders." ”
"Then you will be transferred to the Toilet God Palace and serve as Gong Cao for the time being, I have planned to officially open the Toilet God Palace, and in the future, the divine affairs reported by the toilet gods of the counties and counties will be handled by you for the time being, and if you can't handle it, please consult me." ”
Lu Yan saw that Bao Liushui was a little frightened, and went straight to the point, he had been thinking about this matter for a long time, and now that he could divide the toilet god, there was no need for someone to share the priesthood.
Xu Cheng had to stay in the bathroom because of his sensitive identity, but Bao Liushui could already be released.
However, he still has to continue the test, so he was transferred to the Toilet God Palace to connect with the toilet gods in various places, and temporarily help him deal with government affairs.
Then Lu Yan took Bao Liushui to the Toilet God Palace, although there was only a wall apart, but it was far away.
The toilet shrine is grand and solemn, built exactly according to the palace format, which is completely different from the warm toilets.
Lu Yan took out the gossip jade and projected a large screen directly on the divine seat, which displayed the content of the county and county god's instructions, and taught Bao Liushui how to deal with it.
In the future, the Toilet God Palace will be the core of the management of the toilet gods, and it is also the holy place in the hearts of all the toilet gods.
There is time today, and in addition to the recent exclusion by Xu County and Su County, it is just time to convene all the toilet gods of Pei County to discuss countermeasures in the Toilet God Palace.
Lu Yan was dealing with government affairs on this side, and on the other side, the city god of Xu County was drinking and having fun in the city god's mansion.
There are beautiful female ghosts dancing for fun, and intercepting the service of beautiful female ghosts is already an open secret of Chenghuang everywhere.
The gods of Chenghuang Mansion are by the side, enjoying delicious wine and food, and enjoying the dance of beautiful women selected from all over the county, so happy.
As soon as the incense blockade order was issued, the incense of the whole county was under the control of the city god of Xu County, and he was becoming more and more generous.
Especially in the Lushen Temple, the incense is so prosperous, and the city god of Xu County discovered for the first time that the people of this county still have this potential.
I have to say that Lu Yan is a genius who attracts incense, and this is not comparable to other ghosts and gods.
And everything Lu Yan did belonged to him.
"I heard that Lu Yan once wrote a poem in Peijun to ridicule Li Muzhi, I think this sentence is the most suitable for him. ”
The meritorious Cao Shen laughed and couldn't help but recite out loud.
"Pengmen didn't know Qiluoxiang, and he wanted to ask a good matchmaker to hurt himself. Who loves to be romantic and stylish, and sympathizes with the frugal makeup of the times.
Dare to praise the ten fingers for their skill, and do not draw the eyebrows long. I hate to press the gold thread year after year, and make wedding clothes for others. ”
After speaking, some ghosts and gods flattered: "Isn't Lu Yan making wedding clothes for the god monarch now?"
The ghosts and gods laughed after hearing this, and the smile on Xu Junchenghuang's face became brighter and brighter.
No matter how fast Lu Yan rises, the other county gods are still afraid, even to the extent that they change color when they smell the latrine.
As everyone knows, he has benefited from the rise of the toilet god, this is the gap in vision.
I didn't know that the wine was strong, and I drank more unconsciously, and the ghosts and gods in the carving drank crookedly.
Xu Jun Chenghuang didn't blame much, because he drank a little too much, and under the drunken eyes, the more the female ghosts looked better.
The body couldn't help but get hot, and after a glance at the drunken ghosts, it was time to let them go.
Just as he was about to retreat from the crowd, a ghost suddenly broke in and walked up to him and reported: "Shenjun, just the city god temple wishes a collective prayer, saying that it has been a day and cannot be solved." ”
"Absurd"
Xu Jun Chenghuang was furious, and looked coldly at the ghost in front of him, who didn't know what to do, what a bastard, he actually disgusted him with this kind of thing when he was drinking.
Isn't it just that you can't get rid of it for a day? Can you suffocate to death? It's a big deal to wait for one night.
immediately scolded: "Get out of here, dare to bother me with this kind of thing again, be careful of your dog's life." ”
After saying that, the temple was silent, and all the ghosts and gods glanced at each other, and when they saw that the momentum was not right, they all left in the name of drunkenness.
After the gods were gone, Xu Jun Chenghuang once again focused on the dancing maid.
As long as some benefits are promised, these female ghosts are willing to cooperate and spend the night together. With a wave of his hand, he closed the door and walked towards the female ghost with a smile.
The night passed, and it was not until the next day that the three poles of Xu County Chenghuang walked out of the main hall, and when the ghosts came in to clean up, the three female ghosts were already dying and extremely weak.
Xujun Chenghuang walked to the study, a county Chenghuang is in charge of the affairs of the whole county, and the gods are complicated, and the world only sees the supreme power of ghosts and gods, but does not pay attention to their efforts.
When he met last night's ghost at the door of the study again, his face instantly became gloomy, and he really didn't know what to do.
frowned and scolded: "Since you are on an errand in the Chenghuang Mansion, you must have eyesight, what kind of words to say on any occasion, and you won't have so much luck next time." ”
"Yes, yes, little understands"
The ghost was scared into a cold sweat and said only with a promise.
"Well, what happened last night?", Xu Jun Chenghuang asked casually.
The ghost cha trembled and said: "I don't know why, yesterday all the temple blessings couldn't be solved, it was nothing, but the number of people is too much, today I heard that those believers also began to do this, and many people were holding back their faces with red faces." ”
"What?"
Xu Jun Chenghuang faintly felt that something was wrong, if it was only a few people, it would be fine, if it was all the temple blessings and devout believers, it would be unusual.
There is no reason why hundreds of people are constipated at the same time, and it will be more serious depending on the situation.
"The believers who can't be solved this time all have the same characteristics, except for the City God Temple and Miao Zhu, they are all believers who have been transformed from the toilet god, and this is not the most terrifying, there were only hundreds of them last night, and by noon today, there are already thousands of people who can't get rid of them!" added after a moment of hesitation.
"There is such a thing!" Xu Jun Chenghuang was furious, and then slapped the ghost in the face, and said angrily: "Why don't you report such a big thing." ”
It's hateful, this ghost only talks half of what he says, I'm afraid it won't be a loss to kill him.
Xu Jun Chenghuang's face was pale, there was no need to guess, it was definitely Lu Yan's doing.
It's just that he didn't expect the other party to be so despicable and even make his temple blessings and believers constipated.
Is this something God can do?
It's shameless.
It's been nearly two days since yesterday to today, and if he guesses correctly, there will soon be rumors that converting to the toilet god can solve constipation.
The more I thought about it, the more irritable I became, who would have thought that the toilet god could still have this ability.
It's appalling!
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