Chapter 294: Bao Family Brothers and Sisters
She is a lotus flower in the lotus pond of the Purple Bamboo Forest, barely a disciple of the Bodhisattva, Lu Yan actually wants to recruit her? Don't you think it's ridiculous?
And who is Lu Yan, although she has become the fourth grade toilet patrol, it is just the same Heavenly Immortal Dao Fruit as her, and how can he recruit her.
Although she was a little overwhelmed, Xiaolian hesitated.
She was arranged by the Bodhisattva to go to Chu to preach, but when she was calculated by Lu Yan and returned to the Purple Bamboo Forest after implanting a latrine in her body, no one in the great holy land was willing to help her.
Although it was a test for her by the Bodhisattva, this test was inevitably chilling, and eventually led to her being riddled with sins, and even if she was reincarnated, she did not know how many lifetimes it would take to wash away the karma on her body.
Looking up at Lu Yan, it could be seen from the expression on the other party's face that it didn't seem to be a fake, it seemed that Lu Yan really invited her to join.
I wanted to refuse, but I couldn't say anything after seeing the bucket in Lu Yan's hand.
If she refuses Lu Yan, she is summoning a clean bucket, and she doesn't want to get the same treatment as a greedy monk.
"I promise"
Unexpectedly, it seems that these three words are not so difficult, and even the mood is much more relaxed.
She is riddled with sins, the avenue is hopeless, and it will even drag down the people around her, and joining the Land God Sect will drag down the church, so why should she refuse.
"Well, that's a smart move. ”
Lu Yan nodded, where could Xiaolian's careful thoughts be hidden from him, but so what.
What he wants is a gimmick, the dignified Guanyin Bodhisattva envoys have abandoned the dark and joined the Lushen Sect, do other Buddhist monasteries still have the face to oppose him?
What's more, Xiaolian couldn't resist his orders, since there were so many immortal-level thugs, how could they be unhappy.
It's just that the durability of this thug is too poor, and I don't know how long she can live under karma, so she can only use it as much as possible while she is still alive.
"Where is the Toilet God of the Assam Kingdom?" Lu Yan summoned casually.
A red light flew from not far away, it was Bao Liushui, who had just left and couldn't leave, and after bowing and saluting, he looked at Lu Yan with his eyes, not knowing what was the matter with summoning him at this time.
The Land God Sect has just been canonized as the state religion, and he has a lot of busy affairs, and the Land God Sect has expanded to ten countries, and there are not many sacrifices that can be distributed to him.
"Miss Xiaolian, you should know", Lu Yan pointed at Xiaolian and said, after seeing Bao Liushui's puzzled expression, he said: "From today on, Xiaolian will sacrifice for the Assam Kingdom of the Land God Sect, cooperate with you to stabilize the incense, and resist the covetous forces of the surrounding parties. ”
"Ah......" Bao Liushui was immediately shocked, the holy woman sent by the Bodhisattva became a priest of the Land God Sect, and she was the high priest of a country, after all, the other party was a heavenly immortal, and the big sacrifice of the main altar Caiyun was only a fairy Dao fruit.
It's just that the master won't joke with him, and hurriedly takes the order, but he is very excited and can't seem to accept this fact.
After explaining Bao Liushui, Lu Yan originally planned to find a way to deal with gluttony, after all, it is not a long-term solution to trap gluttony with a clean bucket all the time.
Besides, the greedy monk should also be full, no matter how you say it, you have to let people rest for a while, and if you eat again, you will die.
When his gaze swept to Xiaolian, he suddenly stopped and asked, "I only know that your name is Xiaolian, but I don't know what your real name or legal name is?"
"My name is Xiaolian, how can I be qualified to have a law name from a monster. Xiaolian laughed at herself.
"In that case, I'll give you a name. ”
Lu Yan groaned, thought for a moment and said, "For a long time in the future, you will have to stay in the sacrificial country to assist Bao Liushui, in order to make you have a good life and cooperate, then consider you brothers and sisters." ”
At this point he stopped, and he couldn't think of a good name for a while.
The Bao family already has two brothers, namely the eldest brother Bao Xueyi, the second brother Bao Liushui, and now there is a third sister.
After thinking for a while, Lu Yan said: "Since you have become a member of the Bao family, your name will follow them, and you will be called Bao Liuxue in the future." ”
"Bao bleed?" Xiaolian was puzzled, how could anyone call it bleeding?
This is a bit unlucky.
"It's snow that falls, not blood. ”
Lu Yan opened his mouth to explain, so Xiaolian finally accepted it, the name is just a symbol, and the four major monks are empty, even if it is unlucky, it is nothing.
Bao Liushui next to him was full of smiles, his luck has been getting better and better since he came to the kingdom of Assam.
Not only was the Land God Sect the state religion, but there was also an additional Heavenly Immortal sister.
Then he couldn't wait to leave with Bao Liuxue, this fairy sister could help him a lot.
The only regret is that the other party's sins all over his body look too terrifying, by the way, and the smell of the toilet on his body.
"It seems that you have to order soap and perfume, otherwise who wants to stay with Bao Liuxue. ”
After Bao Liushui and Bao Liuxue left, Lu Yan slowly walked to the gluttonous monk who was still struggling desperately.
Half an hour has passed, and this old monk is really able to hold on, and he is still holding on, which is really amazing.
It's just that how to solve the problem of the greedy old monk makes it difficult for him, according to the habit, he should forcibly take off the pants of the greedy old monk, and then forcibly let the other party go to the toilet, and finally trap the person who goes to the toilet through the characteristics of the clean bucket.
But the greedy old monk has been struggling desperately, and he has no time to take off his pants.
If you can't take off your pants, you can't go to the toilet, and you can't play the biggest thing about the bucket.
The cold sword appeared in his hand, and suddenly shot at the glutton, as soon as he touched the greedy body, the other party's body burst out of golden light, and then it turned into a golden body, and the cold sword couldn't be inserted.
"It is worthy of the Dharma Protector Vajra, this body is as hard as a diamond!"
Lu Yan was really stumped now, and he couldn't wear down the golden body of the greedy monk a little bit.
After all, it's a celestial, and I don't know how long it will take to consume it.
Flying around the gluttonous monk, since you can't locate the opponent's ass, then continue, and the opponent has a time to make mistakes.
The golden light flashed on his body, and five net buckets flew out of his body again, one was a natal artifact, and the other four were artifacts condensed for the cultivation of the "Jiuding Cultivation Method".
As soon as the divine thought moved, the five net buckets shot at the gluttonous monk, attacking from all directions and angles.
However, it was quickly bounced out, but Lu Yan was not discouraged, and it continued like this.
I don't know how long it took, maybe it was because the gluttonous monk couldn't stand it anymore, and finally revealed the flaw, and there was a net bucket to rush the defense line, and it fell on the ass of the greedy old monk accurately.
Immediately after that, there was a flash of golden light, and the greedy old monk screamed and was swallowed by the net bucket.
Lu Yan's eyes flashed, and then his body disappeared, and when he reappeared, he had already come to the bathroom.
The net bucket was connected to the toilet, and the gluttonous monk fell into the toilet with a flash of golden light, and disappeared into the toilet with the sound of flushing......
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