The Buddha was shocked.

He never expected that the person who guided the Xuan Turtle to come here turned out to be Shen Tianqi's opponent!

This...

What is this?

You must know that Shen Tianqi is in their west heaven at the moment...

This Shen Tianqi is poisonous, right?!

Why are you here?!

Is this clearly against me?!

The Buddha is a little painful, he is an incomparably rare talent...

In his opinion, the turtle is a talent...

For this kind of talent, how can you give it up?!

So...

He had to fight for something!

When necessary, you can give up Shen Tianqi!

Oh yes...

I was meant to give up...

Who is going to fight for him?!

In a word!

This turtle is a talent!

Brother Long in his mouth is also a talent.

So I have to take it down with both of them!

Thinking of this, Rulai smiled and said, "This Xuan Tortoise, I can teach you Mahayana." ”

"Oh?

The turtle looked up and down and said, "I don't think you look like a person who can comprehend Mahayana, do you know what Mahayana is?!"

The Buddha said proudly: "Looking at the entire Western Heavens, except for me, there is no one who knows more about Mahayana than me!"

"Huh, really?!"

The turtle looked at the Buddha and said, "You don't look like a depressed person?!"

"What? Depression ???"

At this time, it is the turn of the Buddha to be confused, what depression?

Oh, he's talking about...

Wisdom, right?

Well...

Wisdom...

I couldn't have heard it wrong!

Xuan Turtle said solemnly: "Since you have a way, then I'll go with you." Let's go, let's go to the west together!"

However, the Buddha said, "If you don't go to the West Heaven and don't go to the West Heaven, I can teach you Mahayana, but... I have a request. ”

Xuangui frowned: "You still have requirements, why do you ask so much?"

Buddha: "......"

The Buddha said, "Do you know that there is no free lunch in the world?"

Xuangui pondered for a moment and asked, "How do you know that there is none? What if there is? You have never eaten for free, so you will say that there is none, right?"

Buddha: "......"

Rulai Buddha frowned, no, this guy...

Why is that rigid?

People who are excited to comprehend Mahayana Buddhism should not be rigid...

No way!

I'm still going to have to take him down!

Thinking of this, the Buddha continued, "Turtle..."

"If you are willing to camel me 30,000 miles east, I will teach you Mahayana!"

It's a test!

Or maybe it's a grind!

The turtle pondered for a while, and then asked, "It's the western sky ahead, right?"

"Well, exactly. ”

"Oh, bye-bye..."

“？？？”

"You are stupid to me, you obviously don't want to go, you are too lazy to go, you want to find a mount, you happen to know that I want to learn Mahayana, so you fool me to be a mount for you?

Xuangui glanced at the Buddha and said angrily: "I just walked 30,000 miles to the west, and you still want me to go east for 30,000 miles, and I have walked back and forth for a total of 60,000 miles, am I idle and have nothing to do?"

"What's more, the west sky is in front of me, and the gate of the west heaven is in front of me, and I will turn back and walk 30,000 miles? Nervous you? Go and go! Don't stand in my way! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude. ”

Xuan Turtle said impatiently.

In his opinion, the Buddha head in front of him is a dead liar...

Big flicker!

Fortunately, I have an IQ, otherwise, I must have been fooled!

Of course, Xuan Gui didn't agree to him and had his own ideas about going 30,000 miles to the east.

Because...

He could have started by going east...

But as I walked, I lost my sense of direction, and I couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest...

When the time comes...

Isn't it a joke?

Isn't that a shame?!

And the Buddha also fell into deep thought...

This turtle...

Something is wrong, right?

There's nothing wrong with what you said...

But why didn't he listen?

How Buddha is this thing you are talking about?!

Don't you understand the big truth contained in it?!

People who come to comprehend Mahayana Buddhism, the Buddha's teachings are so bad?

No way, no way...

At this moment, both the turtle and the Buddha had ghosts in their hearts, and after a while, the Buddha opened his mouth and continued: "The turtle, I'm not fooling you. It's my identity... Ha ha... If you look closely, I look like this... Like a Buddha?"

The turtle really looked up and down, then shook his head and said, "If you shave your head, you will say that you are a Buddha?

"Go, go, go... False monk..."

Buddha: "......"

I never thought that he would be said to be a fake monk one day!

The heart is stuffed!

The Buddha said seriously: "Look at me... Is it like a fake monk?"

"I didn't think you were a fake monk before, but now you look like it! Fake monk, you can't be too rampant! This is the western heaven, the territory of the Buddha, be careful if you come to trouble. ”

Buddha: Smile smile smile.

The Buddha said, "He wants to trouble you right now."

"Okay, fake monk, seeing that you are silent, I also know that I am almost enlightened. ”

Xuan Gui said softly, and then looked at the Buddha very confidently, "Don't talk nonsense, you have delayed me for a long time." ”

"West... Which side is from the west?"

Turtle asked.

Buddha: "???"

Are you teasing me?

I just told you here which side is the West, and you've forgotten it now?

You're really a turtle.

Just when the Buddha was speechless, he suddenly watched the turtle go east.

Yes...

The Buddha also deliberately rubbed his eyes to make sure he was not mistaken...

Turtle...

Really went east.

This...

Really shocked!

"What..."

The Buddha couldn't help but speak.

"What? You're still trying to fool me?!"

The turtle frowned and looked at the Buddha and said angrily: "Please be a person! Look at me all over my body, I am a turtle, why do you embarrass a turtle? Moreover, besides, you can fool, but your level of fooling is too bad, right? I am the turtle, the one with the highest IQ among the turtles... Don't treat me like a king. ”

"Well, really, there is no salvation. ”

The turtle sighed slightly.

Why, did this man take him for a fool?

When you treat others as fools, you are actually the biggest fool yourself.

Spicy Chicken!

Buddha: "......"

To be honest, the Buddha is really stupid. He originally thought that this turtle was a representative of a super high-IQ turtle?

But as soon as the words came out, the turtle's feet were exposed. The one with the highest IQ among the turtles...

The turtle has the highest IQ, and he can't even tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest?!

The Buddha pondered for a while and shouted, "Wait for me! I'll go with you! I want to go to the West Heaven too!"

At the same time, I said: Since you are going east, then you are welcome, and I have nothing difficult for you or anything, but I want to see how determined you are to learn the Dharma on the way here!

Xuan Gui frowned and said, "Yes, yes, but... Go yourself!"

Rulai Buddha smiled and said, "Don't worry, you will take the initiative to ask to ride you when the time comes." ”

Xuan Gui shook his head slightly, nervous, how could I mention this kind of sand sculpture request?!