Volume 2 Bewitching Heart Chapter 120 Trick
Wen Qingqing's father's death is not a good sign.
Later, some villagers rushed over with a gentleman, who was not very old, looked very peculiar, short, with a small face, a small nose, small eyes, small ears, and a lame leg, this is the feng shui gentleman found in the village. Of course, Wang Dashi, Dafuyou, and Feng Yousheng all know him, and he is Feng Lingzi's younger brother Feng Lingxiao.
Compared with before, Feng Lingxiao has not changed much, but the clothes on his body are more peculiar than before, painted with mysterious patterns, and a big red dot on his head, which looks more like a strange person.
Feng Lingxiao is crazy. At the beginning, when the strange pain occurred on the right of Dafu, the left of Dafu and the monk of Feng You, he once went to Banxian Street to find Feng Lingzi, who knew that Feng Lingzi had died, and later met his younger brother Feng Lingxiao, Feng Lingxiao had no ability, and solicited business with a strange face. At that time, Daifuku and Feng Lingxiao tripped up, and Feng Lingxiao was kicked and rolled on the ground a few times......
Seeing the "personable" Feng Lingxiao limping around, Daifuku laughed and was full of disdain, he said: "I, I thought you had found a feng shui gentleman with many means, it turned out to be him!" shook his head and continued to laugh.
Then, the wind wandering monk couldn't help laughing, he pointed to the wind and said to the villagers: "Haha, you think he looks strange, he is an authentic feng shui gentleman? It's ridiculous! He's a fucking hippie, it really makes people laugh off the pig's liver and lungs!"
Gao Datong walked over and said: "Hey, you can't be disrespectful to him, although his appearance is strange and not serious, but he is an authentic feng shui gentleman, in fact, he is a god in the sky, he was found when he went down to earth, and he was grabbed by the god in his hand, he was squeezed out of his fingers, so he was squeezed into a small head and a small brain, and his appearance is strange! You look at his eyes, his head is flat, and he is squeezed!"
"Hahaha......" Dafuyou and Feng Yousheng laughed again.
Gao Datong looked suspicious: "Hehe, hey, what are you laughing at?"
Feng Yousheng smiled and said, "He's a fucking hippie, these strange origins are all said by Mr. Feng Shui himself? Hmph, but he will make it up! Hmph, it's not true, it's really not fake, you will naturally know!"
Wang Dashi, Feng Yousheng and Dafuyou didn't take the initiative to come out, they just wanted to see what tricks Feng Lingxiao played.
Feng Lingxiao was supported by the villagers and walked to Wen Qingqing, he looked at the sky, looked at the distance around, and looked like a feng shui family. He said: "The female girl's name and time are restrained, not only the monster of Dongyang Lake, but also her father, and each other, either the father dies or the daughter dies, so life and death are a matter of time or time!"
Wen Qingqing looked at Feng Lingxiao, with a look of anger, forced by the situation, and did not vent it. She slowed down and said, "You, you are talking nonsense, my father was killed by you!"
Feng Lingxiao said: "Female girl, why did your father kill him!"
Wen Qingqing wiped her tears: "It's you who killed him, it's you ......"
At this time, Feng Lingxiaozi looked at Wen Qingqing carefully, moved around Wen Qingqing, and then suddenly said: "Your female girl is like a peach blossom, in fact, she is still an auspicious appearance, if I marry you to me, I can protect you from death, and I can also think of another way to make it rain here early!"
The group was stunned when they heard this.
Gao Datong seemed to think it was very unreasonable, and walked over: "Mr. is really joking, this girl is just eighteen or nineteen years old, and you ......"
Feng Lingxiao said: "What, it's a flower at the age of eighteen or nineteen, when a girl gets married!"
"This, this, this, I'm afraid there's something wrong with this......" Gao Datong hurriedly added, and then wanted to say.
At this time, a villager walked out of the village and said to Gao Datong: "Gao Tong, we are all mortals, we all have to listen to this gentleman!"
Gao Datong thought for a while and said: "Okay, focus on the overall situation, listen to him and listen to him, this is also the long-cherished wish of the villagers!"
Let's say, Gao Datong is at this point, and the two big men dragged Wen Qingqing back.
Feng Lingxiao laughed proudly, and at this time, he turned around and asked: "Well, cough cough, where did the three great gods come from, who guarantees that it will rain within five days?
"Hmph, you are not too shy to speak, you pull your own skin to the lake to take care of it, are you a dog-mouthed wolf tooth scorpion heart! Hmph, it's really hard, the weasel gnaws the hooves of wild dogs, are you impatient to live when you meet us!" Dafu scolded right and walked out of the group.
When Feng Lingxiao saw that it was Wang Dashi, Dafuyou and Feng Yousheng, he panicked. Suddenly, a spirit provoked and said: "Oh, how did you meet these three calamity stars, hurry up and get rid of the calamity stars, otherwise, this place will not be peaceful! Everything is not going well for us, it is because of this calamity star that has come!"
When the villagers heard this, they rolled up their sleeves and raised their arms, and they were about to do it.
Feng Yousheng said "phew" and said: "Feng Lingxiao, you mother is a hippie, you dare to say that we are disaster stars? Hmph, since you came, this village has been too peaceful, but you are a rake, saying that we are disaster stars!"
The villagers didn't have the heart to listen to what the wind wandering monk had to explain, so they picked up ropes, brooms, iron forks, and shovels to surround and tie up the three of them.
Dafu scolded right: "It's really unreasonable! Gao Datong, you are a dung bucket filled with feces, and three living immortals fell from the sky, but you tied our three immortals hand and foot, it is really unreasonable! When the three of us get out of trouble, we will drop you in the palm of our hands and smash the cakes in front of you, and then we will steam you!"
scolded and struggled, but was still tied by the villagers and escorted away.
The three of them were locked up in a large house, very remote, and there was no human figure around.
If you look closely, it is a pen house surrounded by wooden stakes, with a door in the middle, and the wood chips are stacked to form a ridge, and the top is covered with a thick layer of straw. The smell of wood and grass was everywhere in the house, and it was like a cowshed. Outside the fence wall, a large man with a hoe was guarding, and this iron hoe was supposed to be a weapon.
Although it was a simple wooden house, the four of them were tied hand and foot, and there was still no way to escape.
Daifuku couldn't stop complaining, saying that the dragon lord fell into the silt ditch and was teased by the bedbugs in the silt.
At this time, a figure outside the house walked towards this, Wang Dashi looked at it, and it was estimated that he had come to clean up the three of them.
Hearing the sound of unlocking the door, the door was opened, and it turned out that it was a tall commander who had sent someone to deliver food.
The man who delivered the food was a short, gray bald man who was still stammering, and he put half a bucket of water for the four of them, and then loosened their arms. The four of them had a dry mouth, and after a few sips of one of them, half a bucket of water was gone.
The gray dwarf took out the yellow sorghum steamed buns and some vegetables from the rice bucket, and said, "Leeks, leeks, stir-fried, fried pork kidneys, steamed buns ......."
Daifuku is disgusting: "What do you touch, what do you want to touch, is there a big ass here?"
The gray dwarf got angry, looked at a few people, and directly tied the arms of the three again.
"You, don't tell me about big, big, big, big, big-ass, big-ass, big-ass, big-ass-big-ass. Remember, remember, I remember seeing you in the thatched house before, and seeing Sister Hua's big ass...... No, I didn't touch it. I, I'm going to touch the pig, the pig's butt, who knows that, the pig pulled a puddle of shit on me, on my hands!"
Dafu listened, looked at Wang Dashi, and said, "Hehe, it's really unhelpful! Wang Dashi, I finally see someone more stupid than you!"
Wang Dashi sighed and said, "I see, this gray dwarf is more shrewd than anyone else!"
The gray dwarf put down the dish, took the chopsticks, picked up the steamed bun, and ate it himself.
I didn't expect that the hospitality here was actually to give the guests water to drink! The three of them hadn't eaten enough for a long time, and they didn't want to eat, so they actually found someone to come over and say disgusting things, and they were in a hurry to eat!
Dafuku looked at the gray dwarf and was uncomfortable, and scolded: "Look at you, your mouth is like a duck egg wrapped in toad skin, you eat fried pig with leeks, and dog eggs with steamed buns!"
The gray dwarf spit out with a "wow" and said: "The water here is precious, just now, deliberately, specially, specially for you to drink water, to, to, to show respect." Gao Datong said, first, drink water first, yes, it is the most and highest treatment in the local area!"
The Wind Wandering Monk smiled bitterly and said, "This, what kind of custom is this!"
Wang Dashi and the Feng Yousheng were hungry themselves, and they were told by Dafuyou that they lost their appetite.
After finishing the meal, the gray dwarf took the lunch box away, and just walked out for a while, and then Gao Datong walked in.
The tall commander ordered the big man guarding outside to untie the ropes and chains of the three of them, and said, "Three distinguished guests from afar, please forgive me for any offense." I want to kill you according to Mr.'s intentions, but I feel that it is very unkind to innocently hurt you, and I will let you out after a while, when the limelight has passed!"
Dafu scolded right: "It's really unlucky! You are trapping our three immortals as pigs and feeding them as cows, and deliberately disgusting us! Let me tell you, that feng shui gentleman was abducted and deceived, and he was once our defeated subordinate, and he still has my footprints on his buttocks! If you don't believe it, you go and pick his ass now!"
"Hey, no, I don't mean that, you misunderstood......" Gao Datong didn't finish speaking, and someone from outside the room called him away.
The big man stepped out and closed the door.
Wen Qingqing walked out of the brink of life and death, and suddenly lost her father, mixed with joy and sorrow. Although Feng Lingxiao is not a bad person, he is crazy, maybe he will do something, Wang Dashi began to worry about Wen Qingqing's safety.
Wang Dashi said at this time: "We are in danger now, the most important thing is to get out as soon as possible, if it's late, maybe tonight, Feng Lingxiao thinks of us and wants our lives!"
Dafu Right and Feng Yousheng agreed with Wang Dashi's statement. The Wind Wandering Monk said: "Well, yes, we have to find a way to get out as soon as possible!"
"That's nature!" said Daifuku, "this wind is in the sky, and the brain must have been kicked crooked by the donkey, and half of it was squeezed out by the door, and the remaining half was trampled by the mule." Characters without heads are the most terrifying!"
At this time, the wind wandering monk looked at the big man outside the door, and whispered: "Hey, look at it, the big man guarding the door looks like his head has been stepped on!"
As he spoke, the Wind Wandering Monk called out to the big man who was guarding the door.
The big man's ears were not good, and the Wind Wandering Monk shouted several times before he could react, and he walked towards the door.
The man's tongue was upturned, his mouth was not clear, a word, between his mouth, only the sound of popping was heard, and then there was no more, and after he finished speaking, no one understood.
The Wind Wandering Monk has traveled to many places, and the dialects he has heard are relatively chaotic, and he only knows a little about what the big man says. In this way, the wind wandering monk chatted with the big man for a few words, and after a while, the big man opened the door, untied the rope for a few people, and then knelt in front of the wind wandering monk, affectionately calling the wind wandering monk the eldest brother.
Dafu Right and Wang Dashi were very surprised, and they admired the wind wandering monk so much.
Untied, the three walked out of the house.
Feng Yousheng hugged the big man and said: "You have worked hard, you have been wronged, now, my brother does not know your name, in the future, my brother will be brilliant, I will definitely come to take you and take you to a good place!"
The big man shook his head and opened his mouth to speak, but no one understood.
The Wind Wandering Monk didn't understand, and was stunned at this time.
The big man's eyes were soaked with tears, and he said slowly, word by word: "Eh, eh, the people in the village call Ehan Dahan!"
When the wind wandering monk was confused, Wang Dashi understood. He didn't expect that this person was the same as his nickname, and he was almost the same as himself, otherwise, he wouldn't be called Wang Dahan.
After that, the big man showed the four of them a way and told them where Wen Qingqing was taken.
After the three of them left, the big man slammed his head with his fist according to the instructions of the wind wandering monk, who knew that he used too much force, he really fainted, fell asleep on the ground, and closed his eyes.
Dafu right said to Wang Dashi: "Dashi, this is the real fool, he can't pretend to be dead, and this fist is enough for himself." Hehe, but, like this, so that others really can't see the flaw!"
The three of them escaped.
From beginning to end, Wang Dashi and Dafuyou didn't know what was going on, and they didn't understand it at all, so they stared at each other.
Why did this big man release himself from the house, and why did he call himself a brother and sister to the Wind Wandering Monk, so he asked the Wind Wandering Monk.
The Wind Wandering Monk laughed. It turned out that the wind wandering monk had long felt that the big man was not flexible, so he teased the big man and got close to the big man. Feng Yousheng said that he once had a younger brother, who had a flat tongue since he was a child, his ears could not hear clearly, and he looked very similar to him, and then he lost it, so he said so, and the Feng Yousheng asked the big man and said, "You, did you ever have an elder brother!"
The big man nodded hurriedly, and when the Wind Wandering Monk saw the situation, he hurriedly said, "You are the younger brother I once lost!"
After saying this, the big man answered.
The big man's parents died, and he didn't know how he came to this world, listening to the wind wandering monk so sighing, he felt like the younger brother of the wind wandering monk, so he regarded the wind wandering monk as his own brother, since it was his own brother, the big man would naturally help, liver and brain, so he did the unbelievable thing just now, and let the three of them go. Following the instructions of the Wind Wandering Monk, he prepared to faint in disguise in order to escape punishment. Knowing that he was silly and stupid, he used a lot of strength with his fists, and he really knocked himself unconscious all of a sudden.
The three of them followed the direction pointed by the big man to the village. The houses are side by side, row after row, almost every house has a large yard in front of the house, and the gatehouse is built in front of the courtyard, and it is also magnificent to have such houses in the countryside.
The three of them were advocated by Feng Lingxiao as disaster stars, and they were angry with everyone, and if they were found by the villagers, they would definitely be tied up and pushed into the water of Dongyang Lake to feed the big fish. But in order to rescue Wen Qingqing and ask for rain for the people, he is still willing to take risks.
According to the big man just now, Feng Lingxiao came to the village and was treated well, and he promised the villagers that if it didn't rain, he wouldn't leave, and let the villagers fall. Feng Lingxiao won people's trust in this way, and the village built a new house for him, and served him with wine and meat every day, presumably Wen Qingqing was locked up in the new house. The new house is far away from the village, close to Dongyang Lake, and it takes an hour to walk on foot.
It was afternoon, but it wasn't long before the sun sank and the moon was about to climb out. At this time, it is the time of Mao, and it is more than half of the hour, and it is the time when the village group eats at home.
The sun continued to sink in the west until it set, and the moon had not yet risen. At this time, the sky has neither sunlight nor moonlight, and it is dark, and it is a good time to avoid the villagers and patrols at this time.
After choosing a good time and waiting for a while, he quietly approached the place where Feng Lingxiao lived.
Skirting the hillside and stepping on a path, this is how we lurk in the windy dwellings.
There is a man in black standing in front of Feng Lingxiao's room, this black man is one of the two black men on the shore of Dongyang Lake during the day, looking at his dress belongs to the people, to be precise, it should be a folk gangster, he is a bodyguard specially selected by Gao Datong to protect Mr. Feng Shui Feng Lingxiao.
The three of them were afraid of being discovered by the man in black, so they made a big deal and acted very cautiously.
Daifuku looked at the black man carefully, he was not tall or tall, and his appearance was average, but his left arm was extremely long, like a wooden stick, and he thought that he was not a master. He quietly said to Wang Dashi and the Wind Wandering Monk: "This black man, he said that he was a bodyguard, but I think he is actually a fake bun! Where did the bodyguard come from in this village, in my opinion, he just found a sturdy person to obey Feng Lingxiao's call!
Feng Yousheng looked at it and said: "Dafu right, you have to be careful, as the saying goes, a dog that can bark doesn't bite, and the sea water can't be weighed with a bucket, look at his appearance, maybe he is a powerful character—— you be careful of his wooden stick!"
Daifuku laughed right and said: "Ouch, what kind of powerful character, can he fight with his arm with a strange length? Let me tell you, he is a deformed person, and when he was born, he was squeezed by the ass eye! What kind of wooden stick is his arm, if he can be called a wooden stick, then his fist is an iron hammer! As long as I get out of the horse, I will beat him all over the ground looking for teeth!"
As he spoke, Daifuku swaggered towards the black man.
Wang Dashi and Feng Yousheng were both worried, thinking that if they were discovered, it would not be good, it would inevitably disturb the villagers, there were many villagers, and they would definitely not escape easily.
At this time, the Wind Wandering Monk was ready, and as soon as the black man moved, he rushed out and smashed his head with his fist, causing him to fall asleep.
Thinking about this like this, how do you know that the black man was startled when he saw Dafuyou.
Dafu pointed at him right and said: "He is a freak, so ugly, you can't die of self-pity, that really makes everyone in the world ashamed and shameless......"
Before he finished speaking, the black man actually "swished", ran away, and disappeared suddenly, and there was no chance to see his shadow again.
Wang Dashi and Feng Yousheng made doubts on the spot, and they didn't know if he was really scared away, whether he had another trick, or if he had summoned more people to come......