My name is Wu Yu I'm really speechless, I don't know how many times I've said this sentence, I don't know what sin I created in my previous life, offended the "aunt" who registered the household registration Originally, my grandfather named me Wu Tianyu, but on the day of the registration of the household registration, the aunt who registered the household registration was in a hurry to get off work to play mahjong, so she casually "changed my name" ( ̄へ ̄).

At that time, my mother almost turned her back on the words Wu Yu when she saw the words in the household registration book, and insisted on finding the local civil affairs bureau to theorize, but finally was stopped by my grandfather, and he said to my mother, "Huiyun, as the saying goes, the people don't fight with the officials, the wrongs have the head and the debtor has the owner, and if you can solve it privately, don't bother the leading comrades" After speaking, he also winked at my mother. When I heard this, I felt that our family's "lack of morality" was hereditary.

Later, my mother began to learn to play mahjong.

Began to study the essence of mahjong, less than half a month, she took me less than 1 year old to the "Grace Map", less than three days! The eldest sister lost 5,000, playing a game of mahjong for a dollar.

That's why my mother is still there to persuade people, and she just fooled the eldest sister who was about to quit mahjong to full blood and resurrected herself, and she had to fight the momentum of the rivers and lakes.

In fact, the reason why my mother can win so many times is entirely because she secretly buys the other two to "share, mutual benefit and win-win".

After this incident, my mother decided to learn from the pain and resolutely opened a mahjong parlor, because her mouth and some means made my mom's mahjong parlor start to flourish, which also became a considerable economic income for our family.

Let's talk about me again.,I love to play since I was a child, so my academic performance is not good.,Finally mixed a junior college.,In school, I was also "able to speak" because I was a child by my mother's side, "under the "ears and eyes", "I can speak" With my three-inch tongue, there are also some little girls who can throw themselves into their arms, but every time they want that, those little girls who seem to have their IQ lowered by me, as if their IQ has suddenly risen and recognized me, so the buddy is still an innocent little virgin.

The main reason for chasing it is because of the word "poor", don't look at my mother to open a mahjong parlor to make money, but she is a thief, in addition to my basic living expenses, I think there is basically no money for me, but also the beautiful name "hard-working, self-reliance is our family's fine tradition, you have to carry it forward!"

After graduating, I first saved a small amount of money by working for others, and then opened a used bookstore next to the high school, this used bookstore is not an ordinary used bookstore, in fact, there are mysteries in it, I put the review materials, notes, and sample test papers of the previous high school graduates in these old books and sealed them, and bought the same price as this new book. With my clever mind, I can barely get by.

The sun was blazing on the earth, it was already June, and the summer was already halfway over, and the streets were full of white thighs, and some men were gathered in heaps to hide in the shade, pointing at the coolly dressed girls on the street, but these were not relevant to me for the time being.

At this moment, I was squatting in the interrogation room of the street police station, holding a handcuff in my right hand, and a steel pipe on the wall on the other side of the handcuffs, and there were people squatting like me around me, and a young policeman was standing in front of us, educating us: "Tell me about you, are you idle, theft and group fighting, are the thieves so arrogant now? Aren't you obviously paying us a fine, cough cough?" After speaking, he pointed at me and said, "Yes, it's you, don't look around, what the hell are you doing, that faction, playing Infernal Affairs." ”

Seeing the policeman pointing at me, I was about to explain, but before I could speak, the phone in the young policeman's pocket rang, and he turned and went out.

Today I was really unlucky, I took the bus home at noon, because it was the rush hour after work, the bus was crowded, I was squeezed on the bus uncomfortable, I wanted to stand back, when I was moving backwards, I passed a thin man, and saw that he was squeezed behind a young female white-collar worker, stretching forward with the shaking of the car.

As soon as I saw it, I immediately understood, this is a special groping pig hand, how can I, as a five-good young man who grew up under the red flag, tolerate such a thing, I want to save that young white-collar worker, maybe there will be some stories.

Thinking of this, I slowly leaned in that direction, standing next to the thin man, after a while, I saw him reach out to the woman in front of him, I saw this, hurriedly reached out and grabbed the man's outstretched hand, as the saying goes, catch the thief and scratch the dirty, the man's hand was grabbed by me suddenly, he was stunned, obviously did not react, and when I got closer, I saw that he was holding a red wallet in his hand, I went!

This is really a thief and dirty, the scene is filled with this embarrassing atmosphere, I was confused, didn't I say good salty pig hands, I was about to expose your evil deeds to show my righteous gentleman, now our hands are in a weird way, I grabbed his wrist, he held his wallet in his hand, and our hands hovered behind the butt of the white-collar beauty in front.

When I was thinking about whether to call someone, there was already an aunt standing behind us, seeing this scene, she shouted, "There are thieves, or two!" I was speechless, I wanted to cry without tears, I was very pleased to listen to the previous sentence of this aunt, there are still many good people in the world, but her latter sentence made my heart tremble, your sister!

The thief I caught also reacted, he suddenly said to me loudly, "Brother run, buddy for you!" After saying this, he shook off my hand, stuffed the wallet into my arms, turned around and ran towards the door, I, my heart jumped, I didn't care about the sight of the people around me, threw the wallet, turned around and ran towards the door, then the girl found out that the wallet was stolen, screamed "catch the thief!".

Just when the car stopped, the door opened, the two of us quickly ran out of the car, I was depressed, I could have been a hero to save the United States, but I didn't expect it to be like this, I was about to find the thief to settle accounts, and when I turned around, people ran away. I had no choice but to go home depressed, but fortunately, this is not far from my home.

My family lives in the old city, so every time I go home, I have to cross several streets, I was walking forward when a group of people suddenly appeared in front of me, about four or five people, they were tall and short, with sticks in their hands, and they walked towards me menacingly, and I saw that among the people in this group there was also the little man who was stealing the wallet in the car, at this moment he was not panicked in the car at all, holding a wooden stick in his hand, and he felt that the wooden stick was half a head taller than him, which seemed a little funny.

"Big brother, isn't he" One of them pointed at me with a stick, and said to the little man, the little man looked at me, his eyes were sharp, and his face was not kind to me, "Boy, alas, don't look at whose territory this is, my hand is so long, today I will abolish the hand you just grabbed Lao Tzu." After speaking, he waved his hand to the person next to him, on!

I saw the people rushing towards me in front of me, waved calmly and said "stop", and they really stopped when they heard me speak. I said to the little man, "Did you just see clearly that I caught you with that hand? You just scrapped my hand" The little man listened, stunned, obviously didn't expect this, I saw this, turned around and ran, ", that little ran away," I don't know who shouted, they hurriedly caught up, I cursed in my heart,! It's over, don't blame me for being unkind, while running, he took out the phone and called the police, who said that the rules of the rivers and lakes are solved, and if it can be solved, what do the police do.

I rushed forward with all my might, and they also chased with their lives, and I ran and saw a group of people walking towards me in front of me, among them there was a bald head walking in front, who should be their boss, and I was shocked Σ(っ°Д°;) Remember, I didn't offend them, and they came at me.

Obviously, I thought too much, but I saw the bald head shouting behind me, "Shorty, you TM crossed the line last time, and sent Lao Tzu into the bureau, today Lao Tzu came to you to settle accounts" The short man scolded when he heard it, "Liu Gouzi, did you TM send this kid to engage in labor" The bald head who was called Liu Gouzi was furious, grass! Will Lao Tzu be so insidious? .

After saying that, the bald hand greeted, and the labor and management were above board, and everything was solved by themselves, and after speaking, he rushed forward first.

When I saw this, I was overjoyed, but I was fine, I had to run quickly, I was about to raise my legs, when I heard the short man who was entangled in the back shouting to me, the third child, don't let that kid run......

I regret it, I regret it, I thought sadly in the interrogation room of the police station, I don't know if the policeman deliberately or intentionally detained me in the middle of the two teams, on my left is a group of dwarves and a group of bald heads, none of them spoke and stared at each other fiercely, the policeman went out for a long time and didn't come back, this is suddenly heard a rumbling sound outside, the weather is changeable in summer, this sound broke the silent atmosphere, the dwarf took the lead in spraying "Liu Gouzi, is it you!" Revenge last time, MD didn't expect you to be so ruthless, hurt the enemy 1,000 and hurt 2,000"

The bald head stopped hearing this, and snorted, "Why don't you spray feces all over your mouth, how can Lao Tzu be so stupid, I still doubt that you are repeating your old tricks" After listening to it, the short man glanced at me, I was uncomfortable with him, and I didn't care at the police station, so I turned around and scolded, "What are you looking at, just your son, you can't see my nostrils"

The dwarf was furious when he heard it, I hate it when others talk about my height, boy, you're done, said that the body unconsciously leaned forward and wanted to come over and hit me, but I didn't expect the steel pipe that was buckled suddenly fell off the wall, probably because it has been used to torture people too much, and it can't bear to fall off after a long time.

This time I felt a light from behind, and then my body was pushed forward by a push, and before I could react, I was pushed on my head, and the rest of the people were no better, they all fell forward, and there was a table in front of us that was used for interrogation, and I knocked down the table in front of me at once, and the water cup on the table happened to be smashed towards me, and I just fell on the plugboard, and the water in the water cup splashed at me, and a burst of sparks brought lightning...... I(⍥(⍥(⍥(⍥(⍥;;)