Chapter 1: Lao Tzu is a toad
There is a swamp in the north of the flood wilderness, the black fog over the swamp rolls over the sky and obscures the sun, the black water in the swamp flows crosswise, poisonous insects loom, there are small islands dotted around, standing on the black water silt.
In this small world, poisonous insects tumble and spray venom, biting and competing with each other, and there are green trees budding, red flowers blooming, butterflies and bees shuttling and flying, and there is a trace of harmony in the strong contrast, which can be described as magical and magnificent.
The flood does not count the years.
For many races that are born strong, their lives are long, so time is not so precious.
It was another ordinary night, the night was even quieter against the sound of insects, on a nameless island south of Kurosawa, a large toad lay quietly on it, looking like an inconspicuous little dirt bag, in the direction of the moon, there was a gap, it was the open mouth of the toad, apparently he was swallowing the moon.
Until the sky was bright, and a wisp of purple qi from the east was absorbed into its abdomen, the toad ended its breathing, shook its body, let out a thunderous frog roar, and lay still again.
There is a spirit plant behind the toad, and there are three green and red fruits hanging on the spirit plant, and there are cloud patterns on the fruit, and the green color has not yet faded, and this fruit is still a little hot.
The creatures on the island had already been cleaned up by the toads, but seeing that this cloud pattern spirit fruit was about to ripen, the poisonous insects and beasts outside the island were becoming more and more restless.
This big toad was born with Su Hui, named Zhan Yu, who was a Chinese youth on the earth in his last life, stayed up late and worked overtime in the unit, and then had a palpitation, so he fell asleep on the table groggily.
I never thought that when I opened my eyes again, I would become a small tadpole in a black water, and I really became the lowest end of the food chain.
I don't know which two stinky and shameless old toads made the sin, as soon as they finished cooling, they floated away, completely ignoring the products after the cool!
Before he had time to be sad and angry, he found that all the stinky fish and rotten shrimp in the black water wanted to eat him, and he had no power to fight back, so he had no choice but to start a difficult escape journey.
The three flowers bloomed and fell, and at the beginning of tens of thousands of tadpoles, only one of Zhan Yu grew up and evolved into a toad with a complete body.
It is also the mercy of God Zhan Yu, after he went through hardships, escaped from the tiger's mouth countless times, and finally grew from a tadpole to a toad, he came to bathe the emperor in the slurry, so as to awaken the bloodline and realize his body.
This toad's body shell is called Qixing Yuan Toad, born with a different species, with a magic eye in the middle of the forehead, which can survey all things and reality, and the back is densely covered with venom glands, among which there are seven larger glands in the shape of a Beidou, which can attract the power of the Big Dipper to add to the body.
When the bloodline awakened, Zhan Yu accepted the inheritance, this inheritance has been passed down from generation to generation, many are lost, quite fragmented, by sorting out these inheritance fragments, he obtained a superficial qi training method, called the Yuan Toad Breathing Technique, this method in addition to condensing mana, can also lead to the moonlight, condensation of Taiyin spiritual liquid.
This Taiyin spiritual liquid is condensed by the moonlight, and it is full of spiritual energy, and drinking it can replenish mana, but more importantly, this spiritual liquid contains a wisp of purifying power, which can make the body pure and clean, and it is very wonderful.
At the same time, Zhan Yu finally knew that this world was originally a desolate world opened up by the great god Pangu, and he had been prostituting for many years at the starting point in his previous life, so he didn't know the legend of the desolate world!
In the blink of an eye, he experienced seven more flowers blooming and falling, and the years passed slowly, and he also accepted the fact of crossing, but there was a doubt that was destined to be unsolvable, that is, on the last night of his previous life, whether he slept or died suddenly, and whether the me in his previous life still existed.
He often comforted himself that even if I had died in my previous life, I would have died on the job, and the family would still receive a lot of compensation, and life would be easier.
In this way, he could feel a little at ease and put all his mind on cultivation.
After seven years of hard work, Zhan Yu finally practiced Qi to perfection, and saw that he had reached the final stage of condensing the demon pill, and when the elixir behind him matured, he found a quiet place and hit the key.
However, whenever the elixir spirit fruit is ripe, it will inevitably produce some kind of strange fragrance, attracting other poisonous insects and beasts to come to fight, this is the law of nature, of course, it will not be an exception because of Zhan Yu.
The genus of poisonous insects is already difficult to open, Zhan Yu was born with wisdom, and he is already ahead of most of the creatures in this black Ze in this point, and he has a few brushes in his hands after years of cultivation, and he is quite handy at dealing with those poisonous insects who only know how to act on instinct.
As we waited, the sun gradually climbed to its peak, and the light passed through the clouds and green leaves, turning into specks of light scattered in the swamp, and the three fruits of the elixir became lighter and lighter after the sunlight.
The poisonous insects outside the island began to become more and more agitated, and there were already snakes and insects and the like, trying to swim ashore, and without exception they turned into Zhan Yu's rations.
The sun that climbed to the top finally began to set in the west, and when the sun began to cast afterglow, the elixir began to have an enticing fragrance overflowing!
Zhan Yu became more and more cautious, agitated his mana, opened his eyebrows, glanced around, and found that there was a strong momentum in the east and west directions, ready to attack.
Compared to these two momentums, the creatures wandering around this path are just precursors for the king.
"Hiss!
The tumbling poisonous insects outside the island were attracted by the fragrance of medicine, and they could no longer control their instincts, and they were not afraid of death to climb and cruise to the island, Zhan Yu opened his huge mouth and sent out a suction, and the smaller ones were directly sucked into his mouth, and occasionally the creatures that could resist stubbornly were also rolled into Zhan Yu's long tongue, and the huge mouth was turned into blood and flesh mud between opening and closing.
At this time, the elixir can already be picked, but there are two strong enemies around, if you want to retreat with your whole body, it is not easy, there is no condensation demon pill, and the difference in the physique of life is not obvious.
Finally, Zhan Yu showed a trace of fatigue, and gradually poisonous insects could impact his range, and when there were more and more predators, Zhan Yu knew that he had to clean up a wave.
"The poison of the toad, called the toad, has the effect of corrosiveness and paralysis. ”
Zhan Yu exerted force on his back, and the liquid in the poison glands all over his body spurted out, turning into poisonous rain and scattering it around.
For a while, the sound of flesh and blood being corroded by venom squeaked, the living creatures on the island were not dead and stiff, the poisonous rain floated into the water, and many fish and insects in the water directly turned white and died, and the poisonous insects were scattered for a while, and they did not dare to approach the island.
However, the two powerful poisons were not afraid of the venom, and suddenly catapulted and attacked Zhan Yu.
A venomous snake in the East is about three feet long, with a black back and a white belly, triangular eyes, and an open neck like butterfly wings!
A centipede in the west is born with a hundred legs, an iron back is purple, and its mouthparts open and close, making a hiss!
Zhan Yu watched six ways with his eyes and listened to all directions, the toad clan was not known for their physique, and it was not wise to fight hard with snakes and centipedes that were also poisonous.
At this critical moment, Zhan Yu shook his body, and in an instant, the power of the stars was added, and his momentum rose sharply, surrounded by demonic wind, flying sand and stones, and the two old poisons were thrown out.
"Tom...... Tong...... Tom ......"
As soon as the divine power moved, Zhan Yu's pressure was suddenly gone, and the mana, which was already small, was also quickly consumed.
Zhan Yu was not afraid of danger, his two eyes turned smartly, checking the enemy's actions, especially the two old poisons, who were the objects of attention.
"With the elixir as bait, I can't say that I can get two great tonic things today. ”
Zhan Yu had a plan to complete the play, so he controlled the mana to slowly weaken the traction of the power of the stars.
Sure enough, the two old poisons saw that Zhan Yu's momentum had weakened, so they felt that they had an opportunity to take advantage of it and came cruising again.
The decisive battle is coming!
The iron-backed centipede and the black-backed pit viper climbed onto the island almost at the same time, although they were not intelligent and did not belong to the same race, but instinctively felt that it was difficult for them to defeat the toad in front of them alone, and they still needed to work together.
Finally, two poisons have landed on the island!
"Quack!"
Zhan Yu took a few steps back as if he was stimulated, looking a little impatient, his belly bulging, and he let out a thunderous cry, warning the two poisons.
The two poisons were instinctive, their bodies paused, glanced at each other, and then tentatively cruised over.
"These two poisons probably think that I have run out of skills, so I will run away at this time, and see if these two poisons will work together. ”
In the midst of his thoughts, Zhan Yu screamed vigorously and agitated his abdomen, the venom glands all over his body opened, and the venom sprayed towards the two poisons.
The two old venoms turned their direction flexibly, dodging the venom spewed out by the toad, but there was still a little venom that fell on them, stirring up a trace of white mist, but it was not enough to break through their scale armor.
Seeing this, the snake and the centipede were overjoyed, thinking that the toad was powerless, the fierce light in his eyes was great, half of the body stood up, the long worm spat out the letter, and the centipede's hook-like centipede feet waved, and they could launch a fatal blow in an instant.
However, Zhan Yu didn't intend to do what the two old poisons intended, a moment ago, the toad that was majestic and iron-headed to the end actually jumped up and fell into the water like lightning, like a stone sinking into the sea, without startling a splash, and disappeared in a puff of smoke, only a few shallow ripples proved that this was not an illusion.
Such a fat toad, so flexible!
For a moment, the snake and the centipede stood still, turning their heads to stare in the direction where the toad had disappeared, and their small brain capacity could not figure out why the situation had changed suddenly.
With just one breath, the two poisons seemed to have a tacit understanding, and at the same time turned their heads, and the two poison kings who were working together a moment ago turned into enemies at this moment.
The two slender and powerful insect bodies were instantly entangled together, the surrounding dust was flying, muddy water was splashing around, and where the tail was flicked, the rocks pierced through the air and the ground shook the mountains.
At this time, Zhan Yu was underwater and changed from an actor to a spectator, drinking the Taiyin Spiritual Liquid to restore his mana, while annotating the battle situation on the island!
"Bite its head so it can't breathe......"
"Kick it in the belly and give it a disemboweling ......"
With such a huge two poisonous insects fighting hand-to-hand, the venom was flying, and Zhan Yu saw that his mood was agitated and ups and downs.
"With human wisdom, isn't it too much to count two uncivilized worms? The thought flashed away, and Zhan Yu continued to watch the play, and he watched it with relish.
But I don't want to be unpredictable!
"Boom...... Boom ......"
A group of wild bees with golden rings in their bellies, lured by the aroma of spirit fruits, came in groups, and the resonance caused by the wave of their wings emitted a thunderous roar.
"It's bad, there is a strong enemy coming, these two poisons have consumed a lot of energy, I'm afraid they won't continue to fight!" Zhan Yu's face changed, knowing that the show was over, this fisherman was not good.
Listening to the roar in the air, the centipede and the long insect separated and looked up at the sky.
"Ten birds in the forest, it's better to have one bird in hand, so be it!"
Taking advantage of this distraction between the snake and the centipede, Zhan Yu immediately acted, and as soon as he spit out his long tongue, a red light shot out of the water and disappeared, and then looked at the three red fruits on the elixir, all of which still disappeared.
Zhan Yu walked briskly, but the two exhausted poisonous insects suffered from it, the elixir was lost, and the angry bee colony surrounded the two insects and began to inject them non-stop......