Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Beauty of Being Ugly (Plus 1)
However, among the people present, it was either Ren Dalong's soldiers, or the ninth uncle and apprentice who didn't want to be verbose with Ren Dalong, and no one used urine to wake him up for a while.
Hearing Ren Dalong say that this is a treasure land of feng shui that can help people soar, Uncle Jiu, who is proficient in feng shui, quickly swept the environment around the village with his eyes.
"The feng shui of this village is really good, the location is on the hillside, and it can be regarded as a turtle monument.
Facing Xiangshui, the road before this change was unobstructed, and it was blocked by the prominent terrain into nine bends and eighteen bends.
Water gathers wealth, nine bends and eighteen bends are even more wealth and luck is rolling in, and the people who live here will inevitably have no bad fortune.
The mountain is also very good, and the left side of the vein rises to see the green dragon surrounding.
On the right, there is a mountain and a single town, which can be called the support of the white tiger.
The sycamore forest at the back of the village is also known as the phoenix tree.
In Feng Shui, this kind of bureau is called the Little Four Spirits.
The prince Wandai can't come out, but it's okay to be rich and powerful, and the person who chooses this village as the foundation is capable enough. ”
Ren Dalong was not surprised that Daoist Ying could recognize the feng shui bureau in the village: "That's right, the world only knows that the feng shui bureau that can make people prince Wandai is auspicious.
How do you know that in the eyes of our clans, this kind of feng shui bureau with continuous blessings is the best. ”
While speaking, everyone had already walked a distance into the village, and after a while, they arrived outside the ancestral hall of Ren Dalong's family.
Before entering, looking at the red soil around the ancestral hall, Uncle Nine frowned.
I thought that this village would become a small four spirit bureau, but who would have thought that this ancestral hall was actually a bureau.
"This is the Red Fire Bureau, and there should be a small amount of dansha resources underground.
It's okay to be buried here, but the problem is that if the burial method is not appropriate, I am afraid that the ancestors will be tormented by the fire every day.
Being tormented by Dan Fire is not a trivial matter for the deceased, no wonder you will be bitten by zombies.
I think there must be something wrong with the coffin of one of your ancestors, which caused it to be tormented by the Dan fire day and night, causing it to become a zombie.
You're such a dutiful son!"
Uncle Jiu's words startled Ren Dalong, as a small warlord who was superstitious about feng shui and had benefited from feng shui, he would regret it a little.
knew that his ancestors couldn't be fooled, so he spent more money to ask the old immortals in the village to help take care of it.
Now it's okay, the zombies are all out, and I don't know if the soldiers under my hands can kill the zombies with guns.
Although he compares from the heart, Ren Dalong, who has been on the battlefield as a warlord, knows that he can't be cowardly.
Not to mention the men around him who are carrying long and short spearmen, what will they think after seeing his heartfelt appearance.
Just losing face in front of his old rival Dao Shiying is not something he can accept.
Uncle Jiu, who didn't know what Ren Dalong was doing in his heart, was still analyzing the feng shui in the ancestral hall by himself: "The people in this ancestral hall must not be buried after death."
The coffin hit the ground in the Red Fire Bureau, and the whole family was unlucky.
Not to mention burial, even if the coffin sucks in the earth, it will be very disadvantageous.
Ren Dalong, you probably were bitten by your ancestors who turned into zombies when you worshiped your ancestors last time.
But because of a mistake, your ancestor didn't bite you to death for some reason, resulting in the appearance that you were now invaded by corpse poison but did not attack your heart. ”
Although he was a little scared by Uncle Jiu's words, he still babbled: "Daoist Shiying, don't give me those messy things."
You've probably thought of a cure for my disease, and you just say, what should we do? ”
"Go into the ancestral hall, catch the zombie, pull out his teeth and grind it for you to eat.
Ren Dalong, looking at you like this, the corpse poison has basically reached your heart.
If you are just starting out, you can just use glutinous rice to pull out the poison of the corpse.
But now, only by pulling out the zombie's canine teeth and grinding them into powder, and fighting poison with poison, can you return to normal. ”
Hearing that he was going to catch zombies, Ren Dalong, who had been superstitious since he was a child, trembled in his heart: I knew that I would pull the big army over today.
I don't know if the zombies that my ancestors turned into are fierce, isn't it terrible?How much do the soldiers under my command have to pay to catch it?
Ren Dalong was thinking in his heart about how many people would have to die under his hands in order to deal with the possible zombies in the ancestral hall, but gradually he suddenly discovered that there could be another way to do this!
The Daoist Shiying in front of him and his two apprentices are professionals, and they specialize in this art industry.
If the three of them are bitten to death, then they can only say sorry, and it will not be too late to pull the large army over.
"Okay, just do as you say, guards, open the door and invite the three of them into the ancestral hall.
Tomorrow morning, if they get my ancestors, then they will be happy and celebrate.
If they are unlucky and are bitten to death by my ancestors, then they will also be happy, and they will also set up wine to celebrate.
But the celebratory feast will be burned to the ground with them!"
As soon as he heard Ren Dalong's words, Uncle Jiu, Wencai, and Qiusheng were still willing to do it.
Isn't this obviously not taking their lives seriously, although Uncle Nine is sure that he can easily deal with the zombie in the ancestral hall, but he just can't see Ren Dalong's appearance as it should be.
With a roll of his eyes, Uncle Nine immediately had an idea: "No, the three of us are all Taoist priests, and the aura on our bodies is too strong."
Once inside, the zombies might not be willing to jump out of the coffin in the presence of just the three of us.
Therefore, if you want to get the zombie teeth, you must have a zombie's closest relatives to lure the zombies.
Ren Dalong, if you don't go in, even if we stay in it for the rest of our lives, we won't be able to get anything to detoxify your corpse. ”
As soon as Uncle Jiu's words fell, Qiusheng, who had a flexible brain, guessed what his master meant: "Ren Dashuai, your corpse poison has invaded your heart, at most three days, you will definitely become a zombie without an antidote."
Whether you can enter or not is up to you, after you become a zombie, you will inevitably be disgusted by people, and the soldiers under your hands will scatter in a hurry, which is unlucky for our master and apprentice.
When the time comes, just relying on this big wooden door of the ancestral hall will not be able to stop the footsteps of our master and apprentice, and I can't say that the county will come to ask us to get rid of you who are harmful to the world. ”
"Is there such an evil sect?" Although he suspected that Dao Shiying was deceiving himself, Ren Dalong, who believed in feng shui, was still a little skeptical.
"Do you believe it or not, Wencai, Qiusheng, we live in Yizhuang ourselves, and live with a bunch of coffins for three days, do you two have a problem?"
"No problem, let alone three days, even five or seven days.
We cultivators, we can't die without eating or drinking for a week, and when your friend becomes a zombie, we will come out and slowly clean up the mess when the time comes. ”
"Yes, master, I usually sleep in the room next to the morgue.
I slept in the inn last night, and I'm still a little unaccustomed to it!" With Qiusheng taking the lead, Wencai, who has always had a good tacit understanding with Qiusheng, finally didn't make a mistake this time.
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