Chapter Thirty-Eight: Lao Tzu doesn't have to give money to eat
Early in the morning, Liujia Town had a little more cheerful atmosphere, starting from sending Liu Erlong, a bastard boy away, this morning, not only the clansmen were relieved, but the people in the town were even more celebrating, "Liu Yu is finally gone, Liu Yu has finally left Liujia Town..."
Liu Erlong rushed to Qingshan Town accompanied by two family members carefully selected by Lin Mu, but the distance was not far, he could reach Qingshan Town in one day, and he could climb the "Lingyun Peak" in another day and come to the place where the Qingshan faction was established.
Liu Erlong had not yet stepped out of the town gate of Liujia Town ten steps before he heard the people in the town cheering, saw him off, scolded the words that had been hidden in his heart for a long time, he turned around and solemnly warned them, "I am tired of being crooked, dare to scold me Liu Yu, you are not afraid that I will go to your house tomorrow morning to uncover the tiles, and it is only a day's journey from Liujia Town to Qingshan Town." ”
The frightened people didn't dare to stay on the street to celebrate blatantly, they ran home to hide and secretly have fun, and in the blink of an eye, Liu Erlong looked at the whole street from 10,000 empty alleys to empty no one.
"Although I have become a monk Liu Er now, my majesty has not diminished, and they have to get out of the way if I tell them to get out, and if they shut up, they will shut up all of them. Liu Er monk laughed at himself, in addition, he once laughed at himself helplessly being the richest "second generation" in Liujia Town, and there was no one, he grew up in the pile of gold and silver treasures, that is not the owner of money, he often said that he is very poor, lack of care and lack of companionship, etc., he is a person who has been "so poor that there is only money left," how sad, he has a life attitude of treating money as dung, and the people in the market are envious and jealous of him.
Troubled by this, the people had a "win-win" idea in their hearts, and said to Liu Erlong: "If there is money to make Liu Tuhao so painful, it is better for Liu Tuhao to be friends, you use money to help me make yourself happy." When Liu Erlong heard this, he said: "Okay! But everyone is different, so forget it!" Liu Erlong waved his hand regretfully, forget it, and the people left one after another.
Liu Erlong's words just now could only make the two family members stick out their tongues and laugh, and they had to say complimentally: "That's that!"
"Let's go, let's hurry, if you don't come back in three days, you won't be able to save your head. Liu Erlong put on a high-minded look, and seemed to be quite considerate of their difficulties in being subordinates.
The two family members were carrying luggage, Liu Erlong was whistling, walking leisurely in front, humming a small song in his mouth: "You carry the burden, I ride the horse..."
You Qian and the old man set off half a day earlier than Liu Erlong, followed the old man all the way slowly and leisurely, and walked slowly and leisurely all the way, and rested in Liujia Town when he was tired of walking in the evening, and went to Longquan Town on the road to Qingshan Town to be farther than Liujia Town, saying that You Qian recuperated for many days, and the body became stronger and stronger, although it was not fast to walk, but it should not be so slow, this had to blame the old man for "rooster nest feces head hard", walking fast when passing through Tianlong Mountain, if it was "lazy donkey grinding urine and feces a lot", it was not to urinate anywhere, or to go on" Scenic toilet", You Qian was afraid of his awesomeness, so he only dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, endured his torture all the way, and rested when he arrived at the inn anyway.
Goo-goo...
The rooster crowed, and when it was dawn, the old man knocked on the door and told You Qian to get up and eat breakfast, "Young man, get up quickly, we have to hurry to eat something." You Qian got up to eat breakfast according to the old man's words, a bowl of beef noodles per person, and the money was given by the old man.
The old man ate quickly, his teeth should be very good, and the beef was chewed with relish, which attracted You Qian to involuntarily glance at the old man's teeth, which were white and bright, looking at the old man's mouth and face, and his teeth could be said to be "articulate", and he was a person with a good mouth.
"Okay, no guy?" The old man looked at him with a smile, You Qian immediately closed his eyes, and hurriedly ate the beef noodles in his bowl, the old man looked at him with his head and looked at him like a senile dementia, and suddenly seemed to remember something, wiped his mouth and got up, and said hello to You Qian, "You are waiting for me here, the beef noodles are not enough to order more, I will go and settle the money." ”
You Qian lowered his head to eat noodles and didn't speak, letting the old man walk obscenely, You Qian patted his stomach and felt that it was not enough, "Xiao Er will have two more bowls of beef noodles", and shouted with an oily mouth, anyway, they don't have to pay for it themselves, the owner of Longquan Inn often teaches them that they must be ruthless when eating other people's food, and even more ruthless when making other people's money.
Xiao Er came with two bowls of noodles after a while, "Guest officer, your two bowls of noodles", Xiao Er greeted him cordially, You Qian took care of himself and took the noodles to eat, Xiao Er was called by the innkeeper who was settling accounts, "You come here, what bowl of noodles did he order?" The boss remembered the black and white paper in the account book and wrote it down, and Xiao Er turned around and went to work.
The two bowls of noodles have already been eaten, You Qian's stomach is propped up, and his mouth is full of hiccups, "Uh, uh, uh...", the old man said that he was going to check out, but he didn't see anyone when he went to two bowls and half of noodles, You Qian thought about it, and knew what kind of the old man was going to nest, and the eighth floor was a bad stomach to squat, and You Qian immediately went to the toilet to find it.
Passing in front of the boss, the boss reminded him with a smile, "Objectively want to settle the bill and scold? altogether...", You Qian immediately raised his hand and interrupted, "No, I'll go to the toilet first," he was going to the direction of the toilet at the beginning, and the boss thief smiled and couldn't say anything, "Wait for objectivity, Xiao Er come over and you escort this objective to the toilet." Then he called a little second to go to the toilet, You Qian was puzzled, and asked: "Do you still need to be escorted and scolded when you go to the toilet?, are you afraid that I won't give you money? Don't you look down on people!" You Qian was very angry, the boss smiled and immediately apologized, "No, no, no... , guest officer, you have to be considerate and considerate of my difficulties in opening an inn, we have no other meaning. ”
You Qian laughed loudly, "I looked at you, how do you go to the toilet, aren't you afraid of making a mess of my lower body, will you pay for it?" You Qian's menacing appearance told the boss that he didn't dare to provoke, the innkeeper was the largest in terms of guests, serving guests for the purpose, and he couldn't embarrass the guests, he looked at You Qian with a smile and he went to the toilet, and then sent Xiao Er to follow him, "Go and keep an eye on him, as soon as this kind of person lifts his ass, I know what kind of shit he is going to pull, if I don't have this ability, I will open an inn." The boss said viciously.
You Qian walked leisurely, his buttocks twisted and imitated the beauty walking, and he could even be described as "Dong Shi Xiaofeng".
"Hey, it's really not easy for this woman to walk so much to hook a man's eyes!" You Qian instantly felt the difficulties of women, especially those women in Qinglou, they walked so hard, but doing such a show was for others to see. He once worked for the innkeeper, and he knew exactly what tricks the boss had in his stomach, so he had to put on a show for others, since someone was willing to look at him.
Xiao Er's face changed greatly with him, and he smacked his tongue and said a word: "Sao!" At this moment, Xiao Er thought of what some guest officers said when they were eating and chatting, "If a man is in a commotion, there is really nothing to do with women!"
When he arrived at the toilet, You Qian stood with a crossed waist and twisted his hips, rolled his eyes and hurriedly entered the toilet, where is the old man looking for in the number?
"Old man, let's go!" You Qian called out to him in a small voice, for fear of inviting that guy, "Isn't it?" You Qian was suddenly shocked and scolded: "I'll do it, this is to let me carry the black pot, so I won't do it!" You Qian turned around and was about to leave the toilet, and went to the room to see if the old man had run away.
"Let's go, I'll walk well!" You Qian suddenly appeared in front of Xiao Er, Xiao Er was so frightened that he couldn't help sweating, shook his head and continued to enjoy his hip twisting performance.
After entering the inn, the boss immediately lowered his head to settle the account, You Qian walked in calmly, and said with a smile: "The boss is very busy, I have also done this work and know that it is not easy, you wait for me to go up and pack my luggage, you wait for the checkout!" You Qian looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and the boss and Xiao Er smiled and waited for the rabbit below.
When he opened the door, the old man's luggage was already gone, and a note was left on the table, which read: "Little brother, I left first, and from here I walked south into Qingshan Town, and then went south to Lingyun Peak, and the Qingshan faction was on top of Lingyun Peak." ”
The old man really ran away, leaving him alone to carry the black pot, and he was penniless and could only jump out of the window, You Qian opened the window and saw that there was a road outside, and he went down directly, and ran towards the entrance of the town when he landed on the ground, and ran south all the way out of Liujia Town, just catching up with Liu Erlong.
After a long time, the boss knew that the person had run away, and he was angry and helpless, and there was no shadow of the person who wanted to chase the money early, so he could only look up to the sky and sigh!
"Alas... , Smiling Tiger, don't let me run into you!"