Chapter Twenty-Four: The Two Theorems of the Transcendent World
As the bell of vespers rang, the time moved towards December 7th.
Yorkham Jones was looking at his arm in the bathtub.
The handwriting of the side quest has completely disappeared, and new text has appeared:
"The December 7 bombing at the Guns and Roses Bar took place earlier than December 5, and the 57 deaths became 104. ”
"When the fish that jumps out of fate moves forward, fate changes all the time. Mr. Knight, although the direction of this change is bad, the final moment will definitely be a bright future!"
"According to the judgment of the Fateful Inquisitor, in order to adapt Mr. Knight to his new identity, he will not continue to assign tasks to Mr. Knight until the main quest is completed..."
"Please rest well, Mr. Knight..."
"For the glory of mankind..."
After two glances, Yorkham Jones looked at the additional mission:
"Stop the big explosion of Ijohnson 3.15 (optional, statute of limitations: 5 days. )”
Looking at the fading numbers on it, Yorkham Jones dipped his head into the bathtub.
At this time, the lovely Jingjing roared from outside with her little lioness-like roar:
"Jones, you've been in the bathroom for 30 minutes, and the steaks are cold!"
"Got it! I'll be right out. ”
Pumping his head out of the cold water and shaking his head, Yorkham Jones put on his pajamas and walked out.
"Come, Mr. Jones, I'll help you dry your hair first, or you'll get sick." ”
At this time, the cutie was standing on the high chair with a hair dryer, and waved her little hand to prompt Yorkham Jones to sit on the low stool in front of her.
Looking at the warm scene in front of him and the cute movements of little Lori, Yorkham Jones's mood immediately became happy, and he immediately walked over with a gentle smile.
But then, the gentle Yorkham Jones almost turned into a roaring dragon.
Looking at the weed-like hair on top of his head, Yorkham Jones couldn't help but look back and ask:
"Do you really?"
"Isn't this learning! Wait until I blow a few more times!
Jing Jing happily replied, jumped off the high stool and put the hair dryer aside, and then ran to the kitchen to bring out the steak.
Putting down the steak and gently leaning next to Yorkham Jones, the cutie immediately put on a super cute look:
"Jones... What are you going to teach me tonight?"
Yorkham Jones replied as he ate his steak:
"Hmm... Let's start with the two theorems of the transcendent. ”
Qin Jing cut a small piece of steak with a knife and put it in his mouth, and said:
"Luo (I) is easy to provoke on (quasi) non (preparation).."
"Don't talk when you eat!"
Yorkham Jones glared at him, completely forgetting that he was also eating and talking just now, and that he was completely learning from him.
"Theorem 1: The uniqueness of the law. ”
It can also be called the uniqueness of the gods, that is, each law that constitutes the universe is unique and irreplaceable, and each law can only produce one god. ”
After saying two sentences, Yorkham Jones got up and went to the kitchen, and asked:
"Do you want hot milk?"
"Yes, remember to add sugar. ”
After replying, Qin Jing put down her knife and fork and began to think seriously, her memory was outstanding, and she had completely memorized what she had just heard.
After Yorkham Jones sat down with two glasses of hot milk, he took a sip and asked:
"What if the gods die?"
"80% of the law of probability will return to the universe, 15% of the probability of giving birth to new gods, and 5% of the probability of being eaten by gods with similar attributes. ”
Qin Jing's little eyes turned twice, and then asked:
"Can a mortal become a god?"
Yorkham Jones did not answer, but put on a smiling face to meet Qinqing, and waited until Qinqing was completely annoyed before replying:
"Of course not!"
This is theorem number two: supernatural power cannot be stepped. ”
At the same time, it is also called the untouchability of mortals! It means that mortals cannot become transcendent beings through acquired cultivation, nor can they directly use the laws of the universe like transcendent beings, that is, all transcendent beings and transcendent beings are naturally generated under the laws. ”
"Huh?"
When Qin Jing heard these words, he immediately looked confused, and asked:
"Then how did you become a transcendent!"
"Hey, hey. ”
Yorkham Jones laughed evilly twice, took a large sip of hot milk, and said:
"I'll tell you next time, finish eating, and then sleep well! Tomorrow we're going to the main city of Love Johnson's Heavenly Dome, it's far away, and we can't stay up all night. ”
Qin Jing immediately clenched his hands into small fists to support his chin, and asked with a cute look of 'please, really please':
"Can't you really talk about it now?"
Yorkham Jones had already grasped the life of the little cutie, and after taking a look, he put on a pity look, and said while shaking his head:
"If someone is a little more behaved, maybe I won't have to wait for her to grow up, and I'll take her to see Vivien and Lilith tomorrow. ”
"I'm full!"
Qin Jing shouted, and rushed directly to the bedroom.
"Take a shower first!"
"How can anyone take a bath every day! Mr. Jones, you have a habit of cleanliness!"
Then, Jingqing took out the quilt and put it on the stool, rushed into the bedroom again, showed his little head and said 'good night', and then slammed the door shut.
...
Fourth Age, December 7 at 7 a.m.
Before Jokham Jones could wake up from his sleep, he felt as if something was pressing down on him, and then he heard a very irritating voice.
After squinting his eyes with great effort, Yorkham Jones saw the hateful little Lori sitting on top of her against the pillow of the beautiful girl of the stars.
Her hands were clutching at a stack of lottery tickets, and the TV was playing a familiar gambling show.
"11...11...It has to be 11!"
"8!8! This time the number is 8, the audience in front of the TV, today's lottery session is here, have you won the lottery? It doesn't matter if you don't win, go buy today's lottery ticket! The great grand prize Mr. has been waiting for a hundred years, you are the child of destiny it is looking forward to!"
The familiar voice exploded in Yorkham Jones's ears, and then a furious voice spread throughout the building.
"Li Jingqing!"
The cutie didn't recognize her mistake at all, but looked at Yorkham Jones happily:
"Good morning, Jones, you're up late tonight. ”
Without waiting for Yorkham Jones to reply, Jingjing continued:
"Mr. Jones, you didn't win a third of the lottery this time, are you not religious enough to the goddess of light?"
"Huh?"
Puzzled, Yorkham Jones sat up, snatched the ticket, and watched the numbers match with those in his memory.
After two consecutive pairs of correctness, and making sure that he had bought correctly, Yorkham Jones looked up at Jingqing and asked:
"You're right, right?"
The little Lori immediately roared like a little lioness:
"Of course! That's the money to feed me! How could I be wrong!"
"Is it all about the small things that are starting to happen... It looks like I'm going to get a good job, maybe one day the lottery won't work...."
With a mutter, Yorkham Jones got up and went into the bathroom, and turned back and said:
"Come in and wash up together, we'll go out later, and we'll eat breakfast out today." ”
"I'm going to eat the Star Pretty Girl Sundae!"
After yelling happily, Qin Jing rushed into the bathroom.
"Jones, I'll help you shave!"
"Don't move!
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
"Are you sure you won't shave my beard like you did last night?"
"Ann, Ann, Ann, you have to believe me, I'm so cute!"
“....”
"Li Jingqing!"
"Giggles... Let's go!"