Chapter 164: A Two-Person Tour
At this time, the Dharma Master said: "Three days ago, the temple arranged for all the sects to rest in the shelter together, but most of the sects did not abide by the rules of the temple, let alone reflect the style and morality they should have......
Before the Master of Law Objects finished speaking, Hu Tongtian, the leader of the Moon God Sect, said: "I'm afraid that Master Law Objects is too worried. How can the family of Buddhism be compared with ordinary people? Buddhism pays attention to the purity of the six roots, but it cannot imprison our food, clothing, housing, and transportation, and if we are required to devote ourselves to the Buddha and be serious, it will inevitably be difficult for some strong people. If we all cut our hair and become monks, won't the world be cut off, and won't mankind be extinct in a hundred years!"
"Amitabha, if analyzed in this way, it is sensational! Lao Wei means that all sects and sects will be stationed in the burial sect, and it is the people who solve the dream disaster, we must be cautious, do not forget the rules in our hearts, and must not cause another incident, so not only can we not help Mr. Nanyang solve the difficulty of the dream disaster, but it will be in vain, and it will naturally outweigh the losses, and in the end it will be in vain, that is, it will be useless to work hard!" During the three days, there were Lin and his wife paving the street for help, but fortunately, Wang Dashi, a native of the local school, solved many strange things, helped the Lin family house to regulate feng shui, and did a great goodness, which is also a great virtue and wisdom......! Hehe, don't talk about it, don't talk about it! The old man still hopes that the personnel of all sects will come to the burial faction, abide by the rules, restrain their personalities, act cautiously, and then work together to solve the disaster that plagues the burial faction as soon as possible!"
In the words of the Dharma Master's earnest teachings, Wang Dashi and the local sect were specifically mentioned, which made him feel honored and honored, and he also won dignity.
The two brothers of Dafu, Huang Xiuxian and his wife, and Feng Yousheng ran over together, leaning against Wang Dashi's side and standing, contaminated with his phosgene. Huang Xiuxian said: "We, we have never been so valued, we are local, this is the scenery of the local!" Dafu right and Feng Yousheng shouted loudly: "Local, local, ......"
The Dharma Master walked up to Wang Dashi and asked, "Little donor, I don't know which master you are trained by?"
I was at a loss for a while. After a pause, Wang Dashi's first thought was the mushroom master, and then he thought that he had also been trained by Zhang Daochang, but when Tianguguan said goodbye to Zhang Daochang, Zhang Daochang once told him: After getting together, they will inevitably kill each other, and separating each other is eternal harmony...... Wang Dashi kept it in his heart and didn't dare to forget it. Because there was a female ghost hidden in the jade on his chest, in addition, Zhang Daochang saw that there was a thousand-year-old cultivation spirit attached to his body. Zhang Daochang is a model of Taoism, a righteous person in the world, since he is opposed to demons and monsters, he will definitely not take Wang Dashi in, but Wang Dashi is kind-hearted, and Zhang Daochang loves him very much, so he did not pursue it. Today, he was able to snatch the ball from the hands of the Master of Magic, and Wang Dashi also knew that it was not his own ability, so wouldn't he show his flaws in front of the Master of Magic and Zhang Daochang?
Wang Dashi didn't know if Zhang Daochang's inference was correct, and he didn't know why, so he tangled a knot in his heart. He put aside the female ghost in the jade jue and the strange monsters produced by his body when he evoked the exorcism spell, and replied calmly: "My master is a mushroom master who opened a local school, and I am deeply trained by the mushroom master, and was accepted by the mushroom master as the first disciple in the true sense, and I am also cared for by Huang Xiuxian. In addition, I was once in the Tiangu View, and I was also mentioned by Zhang Daochang. I have a lot of mentors and friends, some of them are stronger than flesh and blood, and some of them invisibly give me strength and will!"
After hearing this, the master of the Dharma object praised again and again, looked at Zhang Daochang, and said: "Hehe, the Buddha and the Tao are not the same source, you see, you and I have been friends for half my life, but I have never mentioned and trained such a disciple!"
Zhang Daochang smiled slowly and said, "Poor Dao is not talented, poor Dao is not talented!"
After listening to what Wang Dashi said, Dafuyou was moved to tears, he leaned forward to Wang Dashi, and said: "The mentors and helpful friends you mentioned just now are some of them stronger than flesh and blood, and some give you a strong will, so what kind of person does that person belong to!"
Wang Dashi looked at Dafu You, and was about to speak, Dafu Zuo said: "This is not easy to decompose, what Wang Dashi said has two meanings, first, it is us who are stronger than flesh and blood; second, what gives him strength and will is the people who laugh at him and insult him, such as Dongfang Qingluo, such as Huang Xiuxian and his wife, and Ouyang Ziyun...... Too much, too much!"
Huang Xiuxian and his wife instantly lowered their heads.
Dafuyou couldn't believe it, looked at Wang Dashi, and said: "Dashi has grown up and has ambition!"
Wang Dashi nodded tenaciously at this time, then patted Dafu's right shoulder and said, "Let's take care of each other, care for each other, and the love is as deep as the sea, isn't it stronger than flesh and blood?"
The wind wandering monk was also very moved at this time, pulled over the right side of Dafu, and hugged Wang Dashi. After a pause, he said: "Wang Dashi, you are at the forefront every time we encounter difficulties, are we really as you said, are we really as you said, are we greedy for life and afraid of death, and hide far away when we encounter danger?"
Wang Dashi nodded and said, "In my heart, you are all good. Really!"
Daifuku right, Daifuku left and Fengyouyou monk are ashamed.
Dafu right wiped his tears, pulled the wind monk and Dafu left, and said: "Listen, we can't pretend to be bears in the future, when we encounter danger and difficulty, we have to pretend to be dogs, and we must roll in the front!
The custom monk and Dafu Zuo nodded again and again, and said together: "Yes, after us, we must pretend to be dogs and roll in the front!"
Huang Xiuxian didn't expect Wang Dashi to be able to mention him, thinking about how he had snatched the secret book left to him by Master Lengmushroom before, thinking of the scene of expelling Wang Dashi from teaching in order to steal peace, and thinking of Wang Dashi's rescue regardless of life and death...... At the moment, I covered my face and cried bitterly, so ashamed that I couldn't raise my head.
Wang Dashi looked at the stage again at this time. At this time, those little monks who pretended to be beggars had already retreated, and at this moment he understood that these little monks pretended to be used as an eyeliner to observe the conduct of various sects and factions, and these three days were actually the Dharma Master's thorough investigation and examination of various sects, so as to talk about things, and urge all sects and factions to pay attention to the code of conduct when they entered the burial sect to solve the dream disaster. Of course, in this three-day trial, the local faction is the biggest winner.
At that moment, the people of the various sects who went to solve the dream disaster came out.
The representatives of the Sword Casting Gang, Dongfang Mubai, Lin Zhenxia, and some sect members, Dongfang Qingluo was naturally among them; then there were the people of the Moon God Sect, headed by Hu Daxiong and the two priests and craftsmen; Ouyang Langzhong and Mrs. Ouyang's family of the medicine shop; Mr. Corpse Keeper, Mu Tie Fat Man and two disciples of the Corpse Raising Valley; and the real people and beasts of the Beast Exorcism Gang.
The representatives of the local school are Wang Dashi, Dafu Right, Dafu Left and Feng Yousheng. Huang Xiuxian and his wife went back to take care of the local school.
After the candidate came out, the rest of the miscellaneous things were dispersed at this moment. At this time, Hou Tiansuan, the head of the Sword Casting Gang, walked out and said to Dongfang Mubai, Dongfang Qingluo and Lin Zhenxia: "You go to the burial sect this time to practice, you must abide by the rules and disciplines, you must not be lawless, don't forget that you are the candidate of the first major faction in the road, you must solve the disturbance of the dream disaster with your own hands, don't lose the demeanor of our big faction!"
Lin Zhenxia is a player trained by Ghost Sanqi of Tianzhu Peak, and Ghost Sanqi, who followed the back of the Sword Casting Gang, walked over with a white bone cane, and said to Lin Zhenxia: "Apprentice, you have to behave well, don't lose to anyone, don't forget that you are my apprentice!" At this time, he whispered in Lin Zhenxia's ear: "Don't forget the important purpose of this trip!" After saying that, he limped away.
When Ghost Sanqi said this, he stuck it in the apprentice's ear, presumably not wanting outsiders to hear it, but it made Wang Dashi hear it clearly, and he didn't know when he started, and his sense of hearing and smell was extremely agile. He pondered Ghost Sanqi's words, and couldn't help but doubt in his heart: "Could it be that cracking the dream disaster is just a void, and there are other secrets in the burial faction?
At this time, Huang Xiuxian and his wife came over. Huang Xiuxian held Wang Dashi's hand, shed tears, and then only said one sentence: "Wang Dashi, I'm sorry, thank you for making today's local school so glorious, the road ahead is very long, you have to go step by step." On this trip, you must protect yourself when you enter the burial faction. You are still young, what is the matter, ask them for advice!"
For the first time, Wang Dashi felt that Huang Xiuxian was so sincere and charitable, and he nodded.
Huang Xiuxian asked two more sentences, and after speaking, he walked out of the gate of Xiantong Temple with Dazhumei. Wang Dashi watched his distant steps, his gaze shifted, until the figure disappeared completely.
Dafuzuo said at this moment: "It seems that Huang Xiuxian really wants to change himself this time! First, I have never seen him so excited; second, I have never felt so kind to him; third, as I said just now, I regard Wang Dashi as my own child!"
After Wang Dashi heard this, he had a burst of thoughts.
Suddenly, there was a "crackling" sound. Wang Dashi was startled, and suddenly found that his feet were shaking, and thick smoke came out of his body, and it was a firecracker that exploded under his feet.
"This, where did this firecracker come from, how did it explode on the soles of your feet, it's really unlucky!"
Wang Dashi was startled, and when he moved his body, he bumped into Wen Qingqing, and then stepped on Ouyang Ziyun's foot and leaned on her.
Ouyang Ziyun was very angry, and he snorted very unhappily, and pushed Wang Dashi aside. Wang Dashi was pushed by this, his body staggered, and he almost fell.
The people next to him were laughing.
Hu Daxiong looked at Ouyang Ziyun and smiled weirdly. He said to Wang Dashi: "There are only two beautiful girls in the crowd. Wang Dashi, you are so dissatisfied, you bumped into one, and then leaned on the woman behind you. Look down and you won't get one. ”
Wang Dashi ignored him.
Dafu stared at Hu Daxiong on the right, seeing his sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, ugly and obscene appearance, he opened his mouth with great dissatisfaction, and said: "You are a person with a mouth full of bullshit! You are such a person, extremely ugly and obscene, you have the face to live until now, and you can't commit suicide and die in shame, it's really embarrassing." Presumably, your skin is as thick as seventy-two layers of donkey skin!
Hu Daxiong was in his twenties, and when he was talking about marriage, he was insulted by Dafuyou in front of Wen Qingqing and Ouyang Ziyun, and he was very angry. He smiled and said to Dafuyou: "I haven't traveled yet, Wang Dashi you sent almost fell to the ground, it seems that this trip will not go well!"
Feng Yousheng replied at this time: "The firecracker just now crackled from the soles of Wang Dashi's feet, and exploded vigorously, so I guess we can have good luck! Maybe only Wang Dashi can break the dream disaster and let us get a bounty!"
Hu Daxiong felt that the two mouths of Feng Yousheng and Dafu were powerful, and it was not appropriate to do anything on this occasion, so he snorted unconvinced.
Dafu right, the wind wandering monk turned around.
Wang Dashi saw that the firecrackers were set off by an old man, holding an allegro in his left hand and an old lady in his right hand, with an erbeard on her shoulders, a pair of old people. The old man was short, slightly fat, with a smiling face and a red cloth flower on his head, and the old lady was tall with thick eyebrows, and her hair was wrapped with two flowers, one red and the other bright green. The old man wore an earth-gray one-piece robe, and the old lady wore a small cotton jacket on the upper body and an earth-colored robe on the bottom. The clothes of the two are shabby, and at first glance, they look like folk countrymen.
Wang Dashi suddenly remembered the ghost beard and allegro girl he had met in Gu'anzhai Village...... once accepted him as an apprentice, and dived into the stream to find the carved stone......
"Bang, bang, bang, bang......" The allegro in the old man's hand sounded rhythmically, and his ass twisted and twisted. The old lady pulled the erhu up and set up small dance steps in a wooden manner to the rhythm. This gait is very small, and the body is very stiff, which is very funny. After the small steps, the old lady played the tune, which was not a routine, and she was frustrated.
The sound of the allegro did not pause, it still sounded rhythmically "pop, pop, snap, snap......". The old man shouted four times, and then sang a folk song, which made the crowd laugh. Wang Dashi felt inexplicable, and he didn't know what these two people were doing.
After singing, the two walked up to the Dharma Master. The old man stretched out a bowl, and the master of the Dharma understood that this was begging for money, so he summoned a little monk from Xiantong Temple and put it in the bowl with a copper coin.
The Dharma Master put together and said to the two: "This temple has convened all sects and sects to gather here, which is a major event, thanks to the two of you to appreciate your face, these incense burns are not respectful, please forgive me!"
The old man opened his mouth and smiled, showed a mouthful of yellow teeth, and said, "We are here to congratulate you, and I wish you good luck!
The Dharma Masters are combined.
The old man felt that it was no fun, and found other gangs on his own, but no one paid attention to him. He felt that he couldn't ask for much, so he took the bowl and turned around and walked back.
At this time, the old lady walked up to the Dharma Master in small steps and said, "Master Dharma Matter, live a long life!" and then the old man shouted, "Okay!"
The old lady shouted, "Healthy, auspicious!"
Old man: "Yes, good!"
The old lady then shouted, "Live a long life!"
The old man responded: "Well, good!"
"Family reunion!"
"Well, good!"
"Many sons and grandchildren!"
......
The old man's face changed suddenly: "Well, how can the old monk have a home, what kind of family reunion, what many children and grandchildren!"
The old lady seemed to realize that she was wrong, so she smiled and changed her words: "The light of the Buddha shines!"
"Well, good!"
......
The crowd burst into laughter.
The two of them walked to the door one by one. The old man picked up the old lady and muttered in a low voice, "Don't say it, don't say it, the money is too little, don't say so much!"
As soon as the old lady's foot stepped over the door, her shoes fell off, and she quickly bent down to pick them up again.
These actions are hilarious and funny, and they make the crowd laugh.
These two people are the two people in the road, and they will appear every time there is something important in the village. For a happy event, set off a firecracker and say two good words, so that you can get a reward from the Lord's family, and you can also get a reward from the Lord's family by burning two pieces of papyrus paper for a funeral, and then pretending to cry twice. In addition, store openings, major gatherings, and celebration ceremonies are indispensable.
In this way, the two of them appeared at the wedding banquet of Dongfang Bo's relocation that day, and they were not the so-called masters in Dongfang Bo's eyes.