Chapter 23: It's hard to be a villain (ask for recommendation/ask for collection)

In the early morning, the sun rises in the east.

Lujia Village came from outside two groups of fast horses, and went to Lizheng's house, I don't know what to say, the front of the village was gloomy, and the villagers of the village were summoned to gather at the toilet temple.

Xiaozhu was packing up his things and preparing to cook, when he saw the whole village gathering towards the toilet temple.

Hurriedly greeted him and said, "Today is not the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, why is everyone here?"

Immediately, she saw that Li Zheng accompanied the two to the temple, and after taking a look at the toilet temple, one of them was obscene, and the middle-aged man with a roe head and rat eyes stared at Xiaozhu.

Such a beautiful woman actually made a temple blessing! The villagers of Lujia Village are really violent.

The person who came was the housekeeper of the Li family, and in order to complete the son's explanation, he specially came to Lu Yan's hometown Lujia Village.

"You are the temple Zhu? Let me ask you, is the toilet god you worship the former Xiucai Lu Yan?"

Xiaozhu was stunned for a moment, she always felt that the other party was not a good person, but she was not easy to lie in front of everyone.

Anyway, this news will be leaked sooner or later, and since the other party asked, it doesn't hurt to say it.

After thinking about it, he admitted it directly: "Indeed, the god of the toilet is indeed the name of Brother Lu Yan after he became a god. ”

"Good...... Ok very"

Steward Shi smiled, thinking that the little girl would die and not admit it, since she admitted it, it would be good.

Slowly walked up the steps, faced the villagers of Lujia Village and said: "Because of the matter of the toilet god, the county town exploded yesterday, and the god of the toilet that everyone worshiped turned out to be a young man!"

"What's wrong with men? Most of the immortals are men. Some villagers were puzzled.

Steward Shi glanced approvingly at the villagers who spoke, the other party's cooperation was too good.

Immediately continued: "It's naturally okay for a man to be a god, but do you think it's appropriate for a young man to be a toilet god?"

Seeing that everyone was still confused, Steward Shi secretly scolded the foolish people in the countryside, so he had to continue to explain: "A man who has just reached adulthood can go in and out of the toilet at will, and the women of your family will be looked at by the other party." ”

He didn't know how many times he said this rhetoric, and the more he said it, the more familiar he became, not surprisingly, the next thing was that the young men began to oppose it, and forbade the women in the family to worship the toilet god.

"In this way, it's true that Lu Yan has become a god"

The clan elder opened his eyes wide and said, Lu Yan, this kid was watched by many people in their village, and he was also the only talent in Lujia Village.

has always been called Wenqu Xing, but I didn't expect to become a god.

"Since I was a child, I have seen that Lu Yan is not simple, not only Wenqu Xing, but also a fairy", the second uncle of the Lu family said excitedly.

"Yes, yes, there is something you may not know!", Xiaozhu's father said in a low voice: "I passed through the ancestral grave of the Lu family three years ago, and I saw green smoke coming from his ancestral grave, but I was afraid that you would not believe it, so I never told you. ”

"You should have said it a long time ago!"

"We don't know about Lu Yan, this kid, if we knew that he would become a god, we should worship him as soon as possible, and everyone can get more benefits. ”

Many villagers were gossiping, Steward Shi's expression was dull, how could things be different from what was expected?

Shouldn't they care about the difference between men and women? Don't they care if their own women are spied on by Lu Yan!

I couldn't help it, Steward Shi reminded: "After all, Lu Yan has just become an adult, and when he is most curious about the affairs of men and women, you worship him, be careful ......!"

Before Steward Shi finished speaking, everyone could guess it, and the clan elder said with a smile: "Where did Steward Shi say, Lu Yan was raised by us since childhood, and most of the people in this village are of the same clan, how can they peep into the toilet from their own family, and the housekeeper is too worried!"

"Yes, Lu Yan, this kid is the most knowledgeable, it's too late for our Lu family to be happy with an immortal. ”

"That is, from now on, I see who dares to bully our Lu family, our Lu family is really going to be developed. ”

The words of the villagers of Lujia Village made Steward Shi stunned, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

His heart was full of anger, but he didn't dare to say anything more.

Immediately snorted coldly, scolded Diao Min, and was about to brush his sleeves away, his eyes inadvertently saw the toilet temple, and his heart moved, and he stepped into the temple.

There are three toilet temples in total, because there are no vacancies in the side halls on both sides of the toilet god, one of which has been transformed into the boudoir of the beautiful temple.

Steward Shi frowned secretly, he was a fool in the countryside, and he didn't even understand the most basic etiquette.

To build a big temple, you need to sacrifice to the gods of the heavenly court, how dare the ghosts and gods of the nine grades enjoy a temple alone, don't you see that most of the land temples are small!

The demon sent the god to the boudoir on the left, and a fragrance came to his nose, which was a fragrance that belonged only to a young girl, and was different from the rouge of a mature woman.

"This temple still knows how to compose poetry?"

Steward Shi picked up the blank paper under the bed, and after seeing the content of the poem, he was overjoyed, it turned out to be the words of a man and a woman.

Although he did not understand the meaning of the scriptures, he could understand the meaning of the poem, and it was obvious that he was writing about men and women.

"Okay, well, with this poem in hand, there is no possibility for the toilet god to turn over!"

Steward Shi held back the excitement in his heart, took the poem written by Lu Yan and turned around and walked out of the temple gate.

Declined the excited Lizheng's request to stay overnight, rode away with his family, and went straight to the county seat.

On the way, Steward Shi's heart was surging, the things given to him by the eldest prince were completely completed, and he would definitely be rewarded.

Holding the love poem of Lu Yan carefully hidden on his chest, he secretly sneered in his heart.

"If there is no poem, Lu Yan can also let out the wind and say that he doesn't understand the things of men and women, now it's up to you what you say. ”

Traveling all the way, he soon returned to the county seat, and the housekeeper took his family directly to the east of the city.

The family asked curiously: "Butler, shouldn't we go back to the house to restore our lives? Why did we go to the east of the city?"

"The east of the city is where the county school is, and it is also the place where the talented and beautiful people in the county gather, and going to the east of the city is to 'make a name' for Lu Yan!"

The housekeeper smiled strangely, continued to walk forward, and soon came to the Invitation Moon Building outside the county school.

Invite Yue Lou is three floors high, it is a famous elegant place in Xiao County, the county's literati chant poems, poetry singing and harmony, the housekeeper has accompanied the eldest prince to come several times, many scholars are known.

As soon as he entered the Invitation Moon Tower, many literati and ink writers looked at him curiously and asked, "Isn't this Steward Shi?

After speaking, it caused laughter, inviting the rules of the Moon Building, and the non-child was not allowed to enter if he was not a child, and the little housekeeper wanted to enter alone.

Hearing the voice, Steward Shi was not only not angry, but rejoiced in his heart, and the person who spoke was Zuo Xian, the son of the county magistrate, who was dissolute and uninhibited.

Immediately sneered: "The little vulgar person who went to the elegant hall, this morning went to Lujia Village, and accidentally got the poem left by Lu Yan, the god of the toilet, before his death, thinking of my son-in-law and the toilet god's friendship, I can't bear to be buried in such a good poem, and I will give it to you for appreciation." ”

I heard that it was a poem left by Lu Yan, and the Yuelou suddenly became cold, and recently Lu Yan's canonization of the gods has been in an uproar, and its reputation can be said to be ruined.

Zuo Xian is the son of the county order, and he vaguely knows that the Li family is secretly fueling the troubles, and seeing that Steward Shi specially sent Lu Yan's poems, he obviously has bad intentions.

I'm afraid that Lu Yan has some handle in the hands of the other party!