Chapter 5: Ridiculous

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the rejection task and getting a five-cube space ring!"

"Ding! Because the host's heart is very tormented, the reward for completing the task has been increased, congratulations to the host for obtaining a ten-cube space dragon beard ring!"

His eyes widened, and he inexplicably felt an extra jade dragon-patterned ring on the ring finger of his left hand, and opened his mouth in surprise, not knowing how to close the sewn!

Oh, my God!

Is this the fairy playing with his mentality?

He wailed in his heart: "Great God, uncle! You can do it! Don't play with me! I refuse that others are taking their own net worth and life to waste! You can spare the boy!"

"Brother Yan, if you don't say it again, believe it or not, I'll tell Sister Ning'er that you have a mother-in-law outside!

A pair of crescent-like small eyes revealed a little bit of sporadic luster, and Li Shuhua, who was standing on the side, looked straight in his eyes!

He was a scholar.

Although on weekdays, I will only find chapters and excerpts, and do some obscene poetry to cultivate sentiment.

But he is a cultural person after all!

Even if you are a little old and about to reach the age of establishment, this does not deprive people of the right to appreciate beautiful things!

You see, his large, thick, blackened lips have cracked open by this time.

Drops of saliva couldn't help but flow.

"Poof!"

Young Master Chen, who was behind Xiao Cui, saw this scene and couldn't help laughing, this Li Shuhua really doesn't know what to do, he can show his pig brother appearance as a guest in the master's house, so if he goes to see the big scene tomorrow night.

Isn't it because the animalistic desire is soaring, the eyes are bloodshot, and finally the blood is spurting and dying?

No way!

It seems that the crooked melons and cracked dates he found in the past few days are not as reliable as his accompanying students, even if his temper is a little stubborn, but after following Chen Dong for so long, whether it is writing poems or making articles, his attitude is very good.

And he is also a loyal and honest man.

Chen Dong thought about it carefully, and he had already decided that Han Yanyan would replace him in the battle tomorrow night to write poems.

What a pity!

Chen Dashao was right once, but he miscalculated for a lifetime!

The honest Han Yanyan in the past is gone, not the night before yesterday, when he died, his eyes were very hollow, he was disemboweled, and his heart and liver were not left.

The current Han Yanyan is not only dishonest, but also cowardly as a mouse, stealing chickens and playing tricks, touching fish when he can, and never thinking about any moral shame.

"Ning'er?"

After Xiao Cui finished speaking, Han Yanyan's entire body trembled visibly!

Yes!

He won't forget the name of that slut, the slut mother-in-law who ate his heart, isn't it called Anning?

Good guy, this little green girl is really not normal.

It just so happened that Xiao Cui's eyes also saw the scene just now.

The beads of black Buqiu's eyes rolled, as if he had some bad idea.

"Okay!"

He refuses and is not, and not to refuse.

Just break the jar and break it!

"I said that this man is a spicy chicken! He is not worthy of the title of a scholar! The reason why I laugh is because he laughs at him for not learning and not knowing!" His brisk voice was not small.

Everyone present heard it.

"Yo, boy, you're just a scholar, what qualifications do you have to laugh at Li, a dignified and famous talent?"

Li Shuhua's words are very confident and weighty.

Yes, he is a showman. Moreover, he is also a qualified talent recognized by the government and approved by the imperial court, and this identity is real, regardless of whether he is his true talent or not.

At least people have that fame.

In these years, scholars who have no fame are born to be better than others!

Han Yanyan is very sad!

People are so angry when they speak, isn't it because he's a bullshit talent?

And he, nothing!

It's just a child, and it's a Confucian child!

Yes!

Only students who have passed the two assessments of the county examination and the government examination can be called children, and only those who become children are eligible to participate in the college examination, and those with outstanding results can become talents.

He hasn't taken the exam yet!

His current identity is very embarrassing, he is a scholar who accompanies him, and as for the starting point above the imperial examination, he is the lowest, he is a Confucian boy!

But looking at Li Shuhua's arrogant appearance, he hated it in his heart.

There are wolves in front and tigers in the back.

It's just that this tiger is a paper tiger.

Since Xiao Cui is familiar with the thief's mother-in-law, Anning, he must maintain a degree of contact with her in the future, and distance himself from her intentionally or unintentionally.

Otherwise, this little green is also a demon.

Wouldn't it kill him?

"I'm sorry, Han is not laughing at you alone, but at everyone present! In my eyes, you are just worthless rotten Confucians, except for fame! What kind of scholar can you talk about?"

Han Yanyan took advantage of his courage now, and directly threw Xiao Cui's hand aside, and then walked to the center of the crowd and looked at them with confidence.

A pair of eyes that sparkled like ink were full of provocation.

"How daring!"

Li Shuhua was furious, and many of his classmates behind him were also indignant.

"What kind of scholar is this, so ashamed!" Wang Sheng couldn't see it, and immediately walked out from among the crowd!

Although he is very good-looking, he has the potential of a handsome guy or two.

But only the black bags under those eyes were quite heavy, as if they were caused by overwork at night, excessive indulgence, and a deficit of essence and blood.

"That's it, Brother Wang Shan! You are also a talented man, you tell me fairly, why are we slandered by him, a little scholar?"

Wang Sheng of Jibei County, surnamed Wang, named River, and word mountain.

At a young age, he was admitted to the Xiucai fame, but he has always been stuck in the Xiucai, and he has never made any further progress, so he is distressed by this, and he indulges in lust every night.

I don't know when the root of the disease is branded, and I have to get up dozens of times at night, otherwise I can't sleep well and urinate frequently.

Han Yan was embarrassed.

This little emerald pit him!

He looked back and found that Xiao Cui was frowning at him, and her expression was very funny.

Okay!

This female doll knows that he is thin-skinned, right? deliberately sticking to him abnormally at this time, just to make him stand up to this group of people, and then use his talent to hang them, right?

His face was darkly bitter.

What a good thing that is!

I don't have any goods in my stomach!

However, he now has a collection of Li Taibai's poems, and he may be able to use this collection of poems to deal with it, but the imperial examination system in this era is so complete.

It is estimated that Li Taibai has been writing for hundreds of years, and his poems have long been known to the world.

"Young man, do it yourself! If you don't have ink in your stomach, don't be too ambitious here!"

Standing here, he opened his mouth with the appearance of an old pedant, which made Han Yanyan's face even more ugly.