Wu Zhiqi and Yu Rong, as well as those hundred households, nodded slightly after a little thought and agreed with his statement.

"I'll give you an example. Xiao Shizhu touched the hair on the neck of Tiankuixing, who was squatting beside him, with one hand, raised his index finger a little, and said: "For example, if you have a fight with Lao Wang next door or your neighbor's second dog, you beat him down after a fierce fight, but he is not convinced." You also know that he is always thinking about when to you, or find a few friends to kill you with him, or he wants to report to an official and let you go to the board or something, so what should I do at this time?" With that, his gaze quickly swept over the faces of his subordinates one by one.

"It's actually very easy to do. Seeing that those hundreds of households could listen attentively and did not squeak, Xiao Shizhu spoke again, clenched his right fist and said indignantly: "That is, whether he lies down or not, go up and beat his mother again." Until you beat him up and you will instinctively tremble when you see him. ”。

"Hahaha. This example was vivid, and it made the hundreds of households look up and laugh.

"What we have to do now is to beat him up one more time before retreating. But it will definitely not work, so I will send Yu people to the sea tonight to contact our reinforcements, and King Kong should be able to arrive tomorrow night. During that waiting time, we first relied on the condescending terrain to beat his shitty Heavenly Soul Army, and when King Kong came, we retreated. Xiao Shizhu also smiled, then put away his smile and looked around at his subordinates, and said righteously: "I don't care how you fight with your soldiers, what weapons you use, I don't care if you just bite your ears or anything, but you have to promise me that when they fight, you can't let the enemy soldiers feel comfortable." Even if he pees, he has to pee on Lao Tzu's head of his Heavenly Soul Army. ”。

"In a moment, you will take people to cut down all the trees in front of the forward position, within twenty feet, and bring up the logs. First, we can open up the shooting range, and second, we can use these big trees to give the enemy a rolling stone or something. After those hundred households laughed again, Xiao Shizhu continued: "When the reinforcements are ready, we will retreat from the cliff." ”。

"Yes!" all the hundreds of households, led by Wu Zhiqi and Yu Rong, got up together and saluted Xiao Shizhu.

"Yu Rong, how much fierce fire oil do we have?" After the hundred households left, Xiao Shizhu put away his giggling appearance and asked.

"There were five barrels with the army. Yu Rong secretly calculated in his heart, and said, "There are fifteen barrels buried here in advance, and the total is only twenty barrels." ”。

"Keep them all and don't use them anymore. Xiao Shizhu said without thinking: "Leave it until we retreat, and use it to break the back." ”。

"Yes!" Yu Rong hurriedly replied.

Then, Xiao Shizhu asked again: "I asked you to grab the chili noodles and pepper when you passed by the village, didn't you lose them?"

"I didn't lose it. Yu Rong and Wu Zhiqi responded in unison, and then looked at Xiao Shizhu with puzzled eyes, and asked together: "General, you can't be hungry, right?"

"Why am I hungry?" Xiao Shizhu scolded angrily, looked at Wu Zhiqi and asked, "Let me ask you, if someone throws something in your face, and you have a knife in your hand, what is your first reaction?"

"I slashed that thing with a knife. Wu Zhiqi said without thinking.

"That's not it, no soldier's reaction is to dodge. I'm asking you to put these pepper noodles and chili powder in grain bags and seal them. When the Heavenly Soul Army came up, he threw the grain bag at them. Xiao Shizhu slapped his hand and said, "When they see it, they will definitely use their weapons to chop the grain bag, and as soon as the bag is broken, the pepper and chili noodles will not fall out and fly with the wind?"

Wu Zhiqi, who suddenly came to his senses, dragged out a long sound, and said with a smile: "Then they were choked and sneezed!"

"yes, that's called a biological weapon. Xiao Shizhu also smiled, squinted his eyes and said incomparably: "When the time comes, they only care about sneezing, you can clean them up properly." ”。

But his long-awaited counterattack did not come true. Throughout the evening and night, the Heavenly Soul Army was only besieged and did not launch a single attack.

And the enemy's failure to come is also in Xiao Shizhu's hands, so that he can better implement Plan B. Before the end of the first half of the night, he sent dozens of monkey demon soldiers who were good at camouflage and stealth, carrying laxatives that had been snatched from pharmacies in various towns a few days ago, and under the cover of the night and the dense forests in the mountains, he bypassed the mountain road, went down the cliff, and then quietly sneaked towards the enemy camp.

It may be that the Heavenly Soul Army thinks that they have an advantage in numbers and relaxes their vigilance, or it may be that they think that it is okay to surround Xiao Shizhu on the top of the mountain and starve to death from thirst, so they focus on the various roads down the mountain. And the guards in the barracks are very weak. So that those demon monkey soldiers who were close to the enemy camp could easily avoid the guards and patrols as long as they were careful, and after dropping these laxatives into the buckets on the water supply trucks where the enemy was pulling water, they quietly touched them back.

Who would have thought that he, Xiao Shizhu, would be able to make such a shameless act of drugged in order to win, and he acted without the demeanor of a general at all, but more like a scoundrel in the market. Therefore, his plan has not been detected by the enemy.

Fortunately, he was afraid that the poison would be too bitter and drunk by the enemy, so the plan would not work well, so he didn't consider using poison, otherwise he would have played poison a long time ago.

In the early morning of the next day, the Heavenly Soul Army began to eat breakfast slowly and methodically, preparing to entertain Xiao Shizhu after breakfast.

Unexpectedly, after breakfast, some of them felt that their mouths were dry, so they went to the water truck to drink. It didn't matter if you didn't drink it, but within a quarter of an hour of drinking, several soldiers began to vomit and diarrhea.

The same was true of the soldiers who did not drink water, because they had drunk the hot soup from their breakfast. Most of the soups for breakfast are boiled in laxative-laxative water.

For a moment, half of the enemy army collapsed, and their feet began to weaken as the feeling of weakness hit them. Not to mention fighting, I can't even hold a knife and gun in my hand.

Seeing this, Ah Pang and Grandma immediately knew that it was Xiao Shizhu's ghost. After a few days of fighting, they have deeply realized that Xiao Shizhu is not just cunning, and he has to be described as shameless.

All kinds of strange tricks emerge one after another, there is nothing he can't do, only what you can't think of. For example, the drinking water case is a good example.

Ah Pang and Grandma have lived in the underworld for thousands of years, fought hundreds of battles large and small, seen night attack tactics, and also seen those who entered the enemy camp in the dark to assassinate the main general, and burned grain and grass, but who knows that he Xiao Shizhu does not run to the soldiers, the second does not aim at the commander, and the third does not target the grain and grass, but he looks at drinking water?

But he, Xiao Shizhu, did what you couldn't imagine, because he knew that the number of the Xiao family's army was not as good as that of the Heavenly Soul Army, and now the night attack was repeated, and it didn't have much effect. And the combat effectiveness and combat quality of the Heavenly Soul Army are not weak, and they may not be able to make a mess if they kill the commander, and the main general is guarded by his own soldiers, this plan is too risky to implement. Jing Ke's thorn Qin is a good negative teaching material, reminding him at any time that Xiao Shizhu should not do this loss-making business.

And burning grain and grass is even more nonsense, this is not a movie or TV series, and the Heavenly Soul Army is on its own territory. What is the loss of grain and grass in the home battle, it was delivered in a few days. Burning is the same as not burning, there is no essential difference at all. And with the firelight, it is easy to expose the soldiers he sends, and he never does anything that outweighs the loss.

But laxatives are different, they can be dropped quietly, and the plan will not be exposed immediately after the vote, and as long as the enemy drinks water, it will definitely be 100% diarrhea, and the combat effectiveness can plummet in an instant. Therefore, Xiao Shizhu chose laxatives, making the Heavenly Soul Army a lazy army.

Ah Pang was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, and anger surged in his heart like a tide, washing over his body over and over again. He immediately organized the soldiers who had not had time to eat breakfast, and after handing over the siege to the other defenders, he personally led his troops to launch a strong attack on the top of the mountain.

But without breakfast, the sergeants were hungry and their combat effectiveness was greatly reduced. In addition, the mountain is high and the roads are narrow, and each road is only about half a zhang wide, which is the advantage of the Heavenly Soul Army to besiege the Xiao family's army, and it is also the advantage of the Xiao family's army to resist the enemy.

Xiao Jiajun set up the tiger squat cannon without hurry, and after calibration, he began to bombard the Heavenly Soul Army. This maneuverable, high-arc ballistic smoothbore gun is already suitable for mountain combat. At this time, the condescending artillery was almost always missed.

Fireball-like shells fell straight down from the enemy's heads like stars. As soon as the cannon landed, a violent explosion followed, and small lead or pebbles with fire burst out in all directions along with sparks, causing heavy casualties to those Heavenly Soul Army who were advancing on the narrow road, and the upper and lower ones who were alive were not below.

Occasionally, dozens of enemy soldiers survived the shelling, and it was only before they rushed to the top of the hill that they encountered countless flying bullets and ended up in the tragedy of being shot and killed.

In less than a cup of tea, the vanguard of the Heavenly Soul Army was wiped out, and thick smoke and screams could be seen everywhere on the narrow road to the top of the mountain.

After seeing that most of the shells fired by the tiger's squatting cannon were small lead or small stones, Ah Pong immediately called in shield soldiers, formed a square formation, and asked the shield bearers to use the shields around and in front and behind, as well as after the top of their heads, and marched towards the top of the mountain again.

At this point, he barely withstood the artillery fire of the Xiao family's army.

But when they came to the open land in front of the top of the mountain, where all the trees were cut down by Xiao Shizhu's order, they opened their shields and prepared to charge, when they saw ten tiger squat cannons set up on the left and right flank positions of the Xiao family's army firing at them.

This time, Xiao Jiajun was filled with *, an explosive projectile made by Lai Yueqi in the shape of a pomegranate, the size of a bowl, with a round iron shell on the outside, and inside*, five taels of arsenic and sulfur, and poison. It is named because of the shrapnel that shoots out when it explodes, like a flower blooming.

The projectile hit the ground, and the fiery iron shell fragments scattered in all directions, killing the enemy. The flesh and blood of the victims were blurred and their limbs were mutilated, and because the evil spirits were mostly human souls, their bodies gradually turned to dust. The Heavenly Soul Army, which was not killed, was also half-dead by the poison emitted from the projectile.

Before they could come to their senses, Xiao Jiajun raised the Three-Eyed Gun, Thunderbolt and Five Thunder God Machines in his hand again, and shot at them in unison, causing the Heavenly Soul soldiers to turn on their backs.

Ah Pang watched the soldiers around him fall one by one, so angry that he gritted his teeth and his hands trembled slightly.

Suddenly, he saw a familiar figure standing at the forward position directing the artillery strike. The man's soul body is like a jade tree, the tall nose bridge on the jade face has long eyebrows like willows on both sides, and a pair of bright eyes like stars under the eyebrows. Dressed in a suit of mountain armor, he holds a strange long sword. The body of the sword is slightly curved, similar to the crescent moon, and the hilt is very long, engraved with nine dragons, which is the sword of destroying the moon.

And the soul of the person holding the sword, who would it be if it wasn't Xiao Shizhu?

In line with the principle of capturing the thief and capturing the king first, Ah Pang suddenly jumped up after a sprint despite the rain of bullets, and instantly fell off the ground. Then he stretched out his arms and crossed an arc in the air, like a wild goose with wings spread, crossed the forward position above Xiao Jiajun's head, and pounced towards Xiao Shizhu.

When he came to the top of Xiao Shizhu's head, he did not hesitate to raise the long-bladed Mo knife in his hand and slashed it at the top of Xiao Shizhu's head.

Xiao Shizhu's attention was on the command before, and when he noticed Ah Pang's bull's head, the other party's blade was only two or three feet away from the top of his head. The sergeants all around were busy fighting, and no one reacted.

Xiao Shizhu, who raised his head, looked at Ah Pang, he saw the anger in the other party's eyes, and Ah Pang saw the calmness and fearlessness in Xiao Shizhu's eyes.

Seeing that Xiao Shizhu could not avoid it, a black shadow suddenly appeared on his side between the lightning and flint. The black shadow was as fast as lightning, and without hesitation, it pounced on Xiao Shizhu, and slammed his head to the side of his body, causing him to tilt his body and fly out half a foot on his side, dodging this dangerous knife.

When the cold blade grazed the soles of Xiao Shizhu's shoes and fell, the black shadow fell to the place where Xiao Shizhu was standing. The cold light of the sword enveloped the black shadow, and the black shadow saw that it could not dodge, so it puffed up its chest and raised its proud head to meet the blade.

In a flash of cold light, the falling Mo knife split the black shadow into two.

"Tiankuixing!" only then did he get up from the ground, and saw that the lightning-fast black shadow was Xiao Shizhu after the tengu, and opened his mouth and roared heartbreakingly.