It didn't take long for him to know where so much incense was appearing.

The voice next to his ear made his divine sense suddenly appear in the county seat of Dangshui County next door.

In front of the eye, there is a half-new temple, and countless good men and women gather in front of the temple, waiting for the official opening of the temple.

Among the two people standing in front of everyone, one of them was the same person who appeared at the opening ceremony of the Xiao County Toilet Temple, and it was Zuo Xian, who had just escaped from Xiao County.

When Lu Yan's will came, Zuo Xian's speech had already ended, and he could roughly know something from the conversations of the surrounding people.

Zuo Hyun recounted how he escaped the dragon last night, and focused on the situation when the toilet god appeared to save him.

Invisibly, the city god is compared with the toilet god, believing that the toilet god can save lives.

You don't see that the city god did not appear at all when the county Ling family perished, this is a great dereliction of duty, at least you should ask about it.

The idea of the people is very simple, I will offer you incense, but you must protect me when I am violated.

If you can't do that, then why should I worship you!

Although the words are more extreme, most people do this, and Lu Yan found the difference between Eastern beliefs and Western beliefs in his previous life.

"Since you hold me up so high, I have to echo you. ”

Lu Yan thought with a smile, and a red light came out of the god's body, and quickly appeared at the gate of the toilet temple, and the red light flashed, and a couplet appeared next to the gate.

"Shanglian: Great relief;

Downlink: There is a small bargain. ”

The vision alarmed the scholars in front of the temple, and they came forward to check, and some scholars read out the couplets at the door, which immediately attracted countless exclamations.

The upper and lower couplets show that the god of the toilet protects the hearts of believers and can relieve the troubles of the world, but the things said in it are the things of the latrine, which is not only vulgar, but also elegant, and it is wonderful to say that it is vulgar with elegance. ”

Li Wenshuo, the first genius in Dangshui County, was amazed, and he had heard of Lu Yan's reputation in the past, and today he saw the talent being romantic.

He has also seen the couplets at the entrance of the City God Temple, most of which are "There are three rooms in the Yang world, and it is up to you to accumulate good and evil; throughout the ages, who will be spared by the underworld", although there is majesty but less interesting.

"I just saw the divine light also descending on the temple, and the god of the toilet may have other ink treasures to give it. ”

A scholar suddenly said, and all the scholars were very amused, and they went in together to admire it.

Sure enough, I saw that there was a couplet in front of the main hall, and there were too many people to see clearly, and a scholar recited it:

"Shanglian: Sit for a while, you can relax your mind;

Downlink: After a while, you will become a god. ”

This time, there is one more horizontal batch, Pudu sentient beings, the same vulgarity and elegance, the more you taste, the more flavorful it is.

The scholars were discussing enthusiastically, but they didn't expect another exclamation from the side, and it turned out that the room prepared for the temple next to it also had a couplet.

"Open the door of convenience and solve the worries of the future stocks"

The temple blessing profession is to guide believers to sacrifice and appease believers on behalf of God, but it is not to solve their worries.

As soon as the three couplets came out, they immediately attracted bursts of amazement, and all the scholars worshipped.

In the past, the two lovesick words naturally showed the talent of the toilet god, but I didn't expect it to be so elegant and interesting after becoming the toilet god.

Wonderful!

There are other county scholars who can't help but be moved, the talent of the toilet god is obvious to all, if they also help build a toilet temple after returning to their hometown, isn't it also an elegant thing in the literary world!

If the toilet god gives another couplet, it will be a great increase in reputation as the initiator.

Li Wenshuo, the first genius in Dangshui County, saw Zuo Xian in a trance when everyone called, obviously not yet out of the disaster.

Thinking about what a romantic character Zuo Xian was at the beginning, and now he has fallen to such a point, he can't help but empathize.

With a secret sigh, he walked to Zuo Xian's side and asked softly, "What are Brother Zuo's plans next?" If there is anything you need help from your junior brother, please feel free to speak." ”

Zuo Xian came back to his senses and showed gratitude, the toilet temple could be transformed thanks to Li Wenshuo's help, how could the toilet temple be built in one day without the other courtyard he sacrificed.

You said weakly: "Regarding the follow-up situation, I have sent someone to report the news to the clan, or it will be transmitted to the capital in a few days, and the clan uncle is one of the Jiuqing, and he will definitely seek justice for my Zuo family." ”

Speaking of this, his face was even more sad, and he said blankly: "As for me, I will leave for Xiao County in the afternoon to take care of the aftermath." ”

After a day here, it seems that it is impossible for Jiaolong to pursue him anymore, and it is time to return.

Lu Yan also noticed Zuo Xian's current state, but unfortunately he couldn't do anything about it, not to mention that he was not Jiaolong's opponent, even if he could beat him, he couldn't find them.

After paying attention to the opening ceremony of the toilet temple, the divine consciousness retreated, and returned to the toilet god yamen in an instant.

"Master, did something just happen?" Li Dao asked softly when he saw Lu Yan's expression.

Lu Yan shook his head and said with a smile: "It's a good thing, Dangshui County has built a new toilet temple, and the incense will increase again soon." ”

It stands to reason that the increase in incense is a good thing, but unfortunately the god position has restrictions on the transformation of incense, and too much incense can only be stored.

I have to say that the restrictions on ghosts and gods are really big, low-level ghosts and gods can't cultivate independently, and they even have to be confined to a specific area, and even promotions have to be approved by Yin Si.

No wonder the immortals despise Shinto, they really set too many self-limits, and the grassroots have no vitality.

"I still have to find a way to bypass the restrictions and improve my strength as soon as possible, Sun Wukong has already been born", Lu Yan thought quietly.

It's just okay at this time, so why don't you go to Lujia Village to see how Xiaozhu is learning.

It is not easy to abduct Caiyun to join the toilet temple as soon as possible.

Out of the toilet god yamen, he has been thinking about how to convince Caiyun during the flight, although he has only been in contact with Caiyun for one night, he can roughly see his character.

After all, she is an older single woman, and the fairy aunt is mostly lonely because of her identity, and she can't marry for the rest of her life, judging from what happened last night, the other party is also an interesting woman.

Thinking of last night's heat, I couldn't help but feel some strange feelings in my heart, forcibly suppressed the restlessness in my heart, and forcibly turned my eyes around.

Below is a continuous farmland, although Peijun is not far from the sea, but the rain is not abundant, and the water vapor is blocked by the rotten peach mountain, so wheat is mostly planted here.

In early spring, it is a critical period for wheat growth, because of the warm winter last year, the snow is a little small, so the wheat seedlings are a little dehydrated and yellow.

In his previous life, he had also planted wheat and knew the growth habits of wheat, and it only took a spring rain to recover.

Looking up at the sky, there was no sign of rain, and I sighed in my heart, if it didn't rain, it would be too late.

Thinking of what I saw and heard when I went to Rotten Peach Mountain some time ago and passed through various counties, the lack of water is not a place in Xiao County.

According to current estimates, this year is another year of drought, and I don't know how many poor people will starve to death.

Flying over Lujia Village, Lu Yan suddenly stopped, looked back at the wheat field behind him, thoughtful.

The rain in the mortal world is controlled by the heavenly court, and the heavenly court travels to the clouds and rain, and the general operation is the responsibility of the dragon kings and river uncles in various places.

According to last night's Jiaolong's attitude, I am afraid that the probability of rain is very small, and a major drought is inevitable!