Hengduan Cave Adversity World, Washing Sword Pond and Falling in Love Chapter 2 Difficult Task
The three old men were silent, Ben Chen knew that there was no change in going out of the mountain this time, but Ben Chen was not dead, and asked a little sadly: "Isn't there a discussion?" Obviously, he doesn't want to leave these masters yet.
The Taoist priest stroked his beard and pretended to be profound: "This, no, do you know how important this task is?" looked at Benchen with a little iron-clad anger like that.
Benchen turned his head around, trying to calm himself, and then opened his eyes and looked at the three different masters, showing a far-fetched smile, and asked happily: "Old man, what task is so important?" But the words of the three old men directly made Benchen speechless, stunned, and didn't know what to say, but as old guys, the three of them glanced at each other and thought about it......
The beggar said: "Dust, this is a difficult and glorious task, very great!"
The monk said: "Well, it's very important, you have to find three daughters-in-law, and three beautiful daughters-in-law, don't be ugly!"
The Taoist priest said: "I have to bring it back, and then get married and have children, and each daughter-in-law will have a son, and I will give birth to three sons!"
Benchen said: "Bad old man, what are you going to do? This is not negotiable?" "Looking for a daughter-in-law? get married and have children? And you want three, you want to go crazy with a baby?"
Although Benchen doesn't know what this daughter-in-law is, he knows from the book that a man and a woman will have a child when they are together, and there is no way to know what the reason is, and I have never seen it, and I can't understand what words like kissing are there.
Benchen has lived in the mountains since he was a child, he doesn't know anything in the outside world, even women have never seen him, and with him are three sloppy old ghosts who can't be sloppy anymore, and the others are small animals, as well as jackals, tigers and leopards.
Beggars, monks, and Taoist priests said in unison: "No, you have to do it!"
The beggar said: "Also, the son born on the same day and month of the same year, that is, the three children must be born together, and no one can be one second slower first!"
Benchen: "......"
Benchen didn't speak, just looked at his three unscrupulous masters with a strange look, my mother, isn't this a playful person? I can control this? You old guys, you are not sick, are you eating too much, and you have broken your brain.
The monk said, "Chenchen, what's wrong, why are you looking at us?"
Ben Chen said: "I said that there is no truth in a few of you, how can I control it? How can I know if I have a baby sooner or later? Is there such a thing as you?" Ben Chen now wants to cry without tears, although it is not so clear to have a child, but he has seen animals give birth to babies and knows what is going on.
The Taoist priest said: "Chen'er, don't listen to these two guys, their thinking is too bad, you look at the old monk, there are two words on his face: unscrupulous, that old beggar is two words: mediocre, sloppy!"
Benchen looked at the old Taoist priest speechlessly, his eyes revealed a look of contempt, how good are you, you are three words: sloppy, mediocre, unscrupulous, what bad habits do not have a share of you?
Of course, he won't say anything about it, and at this time the enemy will have two, and if he says it, it will be three, and of course he won't do such a stupid thing.
The beggar said, "What's the matter?" Stinky Taoist, I want to fight, my big dog stick technique hasn't been used for a long time, do you want to make two moves?" said the old beggar, his hand constantly pinching on the thin bamboo pole, and he had the urge to go up and fight.
"And my Great Compassion Chiba hand hasn't been shown for a long time, it's a little rusty, think it's also the time for the event!" "The old monk doesn't let go of any opportunity now, he won't let go of the matter of beating the water dog, the two of them fight one, and win steadily."
The old Taoist priest immediately got serious, recited a 'Infinite Heavenly Venerable', pinched a strange mark and put it on his chest, like a woman's orchid fingers, and his expression was that he didn't care at all, I didn't say anything, I didn't hear anything.
Looking at the appearance of the old Taoist, Benchen, the old monk, and the old beggar showed a faint smile, and the old Taoist blushed, this is really a miracle, this face has not been washed, and you can see the blush.
The old beggar said: "Ah Chen, you must have more eyes outside, don't be biased by others, especially women, this animal is very good at deceiving people, if you are not careful, she will eat you like a tiger, very cruel!"
"Oh, old man, what does this woman look like?" Ben Chen asked suspiciously, since the old man said that women are very cruel, then they must be grinning with open teeth, long teeth, sharp black claws, and a long bright red tongue, terrifying, but the book says that women are like water, gentle and delicate, etc., which one is true?
The old Taoist priest said: "This woman, their appearance is okay, to put it bluntly, they are the kind of people who grow super fat before and after, you will see them in the future!"
Fancy the old Taoist priest said seriously, Benchen is suspicious, super fat before and after, that is not a big upper body, small lower body, if there are fangs, a big mouth, and a blood-red tongue, Benchen shuddered.
"Bad old man, can you not say it so terrifyingly, weird and scary!" Ben Chen said to the old Taoist priest Nuo Nuo.
This back to the old Taoist priest was speechless, stunned there, this is not a woman's appearance, it is very fat before and after, yes, right.
The monk and the old beggar also looked at Benchen and thought, what's wrong with this kid, as for being so afraid?
"Come, Chenchen, what those two old ghosts said is false, I tell you that the woman is very cute, very beautiful, and very gentle!" said the old monk to Benchen, not forgetting to attack the two old opponents.
"Really?" Ben Chen's eyes were shining, and he looked at the old monk suspiciously.
Looking at Benchen's appearance, the old monk said proudly: "Of course, women are very cute, white and clean, and very good-looking, especially the moment when you get out of the bath, the whole soul is sublimated, you will definitely be intoxicated by it, and you can't extricate yourself!" The old monk's eyes narrowed into a thin line, his mouth maintained a consistent smile, his face did not emit a faint red light, and his eyes were like peach blossoms.
Damn, why is there something wrong with this old stick, Benchen looked at the old monk's appearance, and said strangely in his heart, he felt that there was something wrong with this old man, how could he be like an animal in estrus.
"This old monk, how can you teach Chenchen these things? It's too evil!" The old Taoist priest was speechless to the old monk, looking at the old monk's face that was smiling like a chrysanthemum, and he had the urge to slap a shoe.
The beggar said, "Monk, do you still want to be shameless, what are you thinking about all day? Aren't you monks empty of the four great things, relics, color is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color? Do you look like a monk?"
The old monk's face turned red, then his hands were facing each other in front of his chest, and he said with a straightforward appearance: "Amitabha, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, there is a Buddha in your heart, why do you care if you are a monk or not?"
Well, well, the old beggar nodded, and then arched his hand towards the old monk, which meant admiration and admiration.
"Passing the award, passing the award, this little trick is difficult to get into the hall of elegance!" The old monk was not modest at all, and accepted it seriously.
"I really didn't expect that your shamelessness would reach such a state, your shamelessness has become a martial arts myth, shameless grandmaster!"
"Gotcha, gotta gotcha, a few bad old men, when am I leaving?" Benchen knew that these old men must have problems, and what they said was half-true and half-false, and he didn't know that sentence was true and that sentence was false, it was always like this, it was better to see for himself to know, why bother talking to them here.
The three of them were silent at the same time, their eyes flashed with a trace of unbearable color, and a trace of pain flashed under their eyes, but they didn't let Benchen see it, and they didn't take a face-to-face photo with Benchen, they all bowed their heads and fell into contemplation.
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