Chapter 203: I want to take a bath
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Xiaolian was a little unwilling, but in the end she was forcibly pulled away by the best Zen master.
It's just that the puzzled expression on her face can't be dissipated, and she can't figure out where she lost anyway.
I have never lived in the world, and although I have been exposed to many great truths, many things must be experienced to understand in person.
"It is an eternal truth that men must be personally involved in the creation of their own offspring, otherwise how can men take on the responsibility of providing for their families?"
Lu Yan, who was hidden nearby, sighed, this is the supreme truth of humanity, if this one is messed up, I am afraid that the entire humanity will collapse.
Judging from the fact that Guanyin did not react at all, the other party also saw this problem, and this time everything was under his control.
Xiao Yinyin was about to leave, but saw that General Zhenxi had already arranged for someone to arrange for incense and tribute, and was leading his wife Liu and his wife Wang to repay their vows.
Seeing this, Lu Yan's heart moved, the soap and air freshener made in the bathroom seemed to need an experiment.
The hand flashed with gold, and a milky white object appeared in the hand.
Throwing it forward, a ray of golden light flashed in the eyes of the believer, and then there was a milky white item on the table.
Frightened, the general's family hurriedly bowed their heads and thanked them, and then the general raised his head excitedly and looked tremblingly at the Lu God Sect sacrifice Xiaozhu next to him.
Xiao Zhu's face was puzzled at first, and then a certain realization rose in his heart, and he solemnly bowed to the incense case.
Then he got up and said: "This is soap, it is a sacred object that the toilet god has just studied, it can be used for bathing, washing hands, and it can be used every time after going to the toilet, which can keep the body healthy, and the body will have a fragrance." ”
"Oh, I see. ”
The general nodded, and picked up the soap in both hands, it was supposed to be something similar to soaphorn, but the soap was used to wash the dirt on the body.
I was about to give it to my wife for collection, but what I saw was a wife and a flat wife with glowing eyes.
Staring at the soap, his eyes seemed to be looking at a rare treasure, and his nose was still desperately smelling.
"Everyone has a love for beauty, and it seems that I still underestimate a woman's thirst for fragrance. ”
Lu Yan couldn't cry or laugh, where is this, next air fresheners and perfumes appear, I'm afraid that the women of the whole world will go crazy.
Extending this line of thought, he suddenly thought of something else.
"I remember that fairies also have to take a bath, such as the Seven Fairies, and the Weaver Girl, and their IQ is not high, and they are abducted and sold as wives when they hide their clothes. ”
The story of the Seven Fairies and the Weaver Girl illustrates one thing, fairies are also women, and they also bathe and dress up, and perfumes, soaps, and air fresheners also have a market in the heavenly court.
When you take these things out in the future, will you be able to hook up with a few fairies to go down to earth?
That's much more elegant than the clothes of the Tibetan people.
He can even take this opportunity to eat the soft rice of some big fairies, he has a bad tooth, and it is very nerve-wracking to always fight wits and courage with these bad guys.
But this is just a thought, fairies are hundreds of thousands of years old goblins, how can it be so easy to hook up, the story of the Weaver Girl and the Seven Fairies is very problematic, there must be something hidden in it.
After observing the reactions of the people at the scene, the incense dharma body turned into golden light and returned to the Lu God Temple, and after integrating into the idol, it turned into an incense seed again.
Consciousness returned to the bathroom, Lu Yan got up and came to the toilet shrine next to him, at this time, the toilet shrine was about the size of a room, and it was full of all kinds of tools.
There are extraction devices, purification devices, blending devices, etc., and there are also test samples of soaps, air fresheners, and perfumes next to them.
"Anything created with divine power is nothing, and if you want to promote it on a large scale, you have to simplify the manufacturing process, and at the very least, you have to sacrifice to be able to make it through divine power. ”
"Only in the hands of the land god cult can it have an effect on the belief in the toilet god, such as the role of biogas, if you want to use biogas, you must believe in the toilet god, or spend money to pay for the sacrifice to maintain. ”
Lu Yan began to experiment and think about how to develop and stabilize the incense through these novelties.
After the three things were thoroughly studied, three days had passed, and Lu Yan had planned to choose a sacrifice for the experiment, but he received a message from Peijun Chenghuang Long Deye, saying that the Peach Blossom Immortal had agreed.
"It's really powerful, I originally thought that the relationship with the King of Hushan was good, but the ancestor of the family had just had an accident and was behind his back. ”
Lu Yan pursed his lips, this is not as simple as it seems, if his guess is correct, King Hushan is really the grandson of King Huli, and there must be a battle between Buddhism and Taoism.
It is recorded in the book that the three demon kings of Che Chi are all Taoist disciples, and they can even be regarded as active pioneers in Taoism.
At this time, to attack the King of Hushan is to weaken the power of the Daomen, and from the general trend, the Buddhism must be supported.
It's not that he is alarmist, the so-called powerful layout is just to change the small trend, and then gradually affect the big trend.
Therefore, those powerful layouts are easy to come by, and on the surface they seem unfathomable, but if you know how they do things, it is still easy to see.
"Fortunately, I have read the original version of "Journey to the West", and I can deduce a lot of information from the words recorded in it. ”
Lu Yan sneered, on the surface, it seems that the westward journey to learn scriptures has not yet begun, and even Sun Wukong has not started to learn the Tao, but many recorded words and words plus the connection with reality make him see farther than ordinary ghosts and gods at all.
This is his biggest hole card, see through all the layouts, and then take advantage of the chaos.
Dropped the research in his hand and went straight out of the bathroom god domain.
He didn't fly to the Rotten Peach Mountain to meet at the first time, but came to the Lujiacun Temple.
The divine body walked towards the idol, and then a Lu Yan walked out of the idol again, but his body was much weaker, and it was really a Dharma body seed hidden here.
The main consciousness descended into the incense body, and the cold sword automatically appeared at his feet, and with a flash of golden light, it stopped until it came to the sky above the Rotten Peach Mountain.
Two rays of light also flew into the sky, one was Peijun Chenghuang Long Deye, and the other was wearing a pink robe, with a delicate face, but he was a person he had never seen before.
Judging from the aura emanating from the other party, it should be a legendary immortal, and there is also the breath of incense on his body.
Immortal Dao fruit, with the smell of incense on the body, pink Taoist robe.
Lu Yan's eyes flashed with inspiration, this should be the Peach Blossom Immortal, the patriarch of the Peach Blossom View Creation School, who took the road of immortals, and held the priesthood in Heaven as an immortal.
It's just that for the time being, it's not clear what kind of priesthood this immortal holds, and how much power he can borrow from Heavenly Court.
Putting away the thoughts in his mind, he arched his hand and said: "Your Excellency is the famous Peach Blossom Fairy, you have admired the name for a long time." ”
"The toilet gentleman is polite, and the official can't often go down to earth, and I am thanks to the toilet gentleman for taking care of it. ”
The Peach Blossom Fairy was very polite, and then said: "It's an honor for Peach Blossom View to come to help, and I will thank you when I take Hushan." ”
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