Chapter 449: I'm Sorry, I'm a Robber
In this world, no one can rob me of Zhang Feng's money.
Even just thinking about it can't be!
"Alright, now let's move on to what you just did. Zhang Feng said lightly.
Liu Laosan was stunned for a moment, and said with a sneer: "Immortal, don't be joking, how dare I rob you of your money......"
"You may have misunderstood something. Zhang Feng took out the ethereal sword from the storage bag and looked at Liu Laosan expressionlessly: "I'm sorry, now I'm a robber." ”
Liu Laosan: "???"
What is this what a monk should do?
Why are you idle here and robbing me of a mortal?
Are you still a little ashamed?
I'm sorry, in front of money, I can't get feelings.
Since Zhang Feng experienced the feeling of poverty, he vowed that he must seize every opportunity to accumulate wealth.
Now that he has mastered the Nanlihai rudder of the Demon Gate, Zhang Feng only has more than 400,000 high-grade spirit stones in his storage bag.
And Xiao Hei needs a full twenty high-grade spirit stones every day to maintain it!
If it were a normal expense, it would be spent for thousands of years!
I can't bear it!
It's that robust!
Liu Laosan was still doubting his life, wondering if he had met a monk with a sick brain, and suddenly felt a cold neck, and when he looked up, he saw Zhang Feng holding an ethereal sword around his neck, and said indifferently: "What are you waiting for, why don't you hurry up and pay the money, wait for me to give you an award?"
Seeing that the ordinary monk in front of him began to exude a murderous aura, Liu Laosan's pants gradually became wet, and he trembled: "This, this, I don't have any money!"
"You are a robber, and you have no money?" Zhang Feng was stunned.
Liu Laosan was also stunned: "I have money and still need to come out to rob?"
Zhang Feng: "......"
It seems to make some sense.
Seeing that Zhang Feng was silent, Liu Laosan cautiously took a step back: "Immortal, you see that I don't have any money, or you can let me go......"
"Hehe," Zhang Feng suddenly smiled, "You say, you have a lot of friends, right?"
"That's it, I've been here for more than ten years, and there are a few bandit leaders in this area who have been rescued by me, and they have to call me the third brother when they see me! If something happens to me, they all have to save me!" Liu Laosan looked proud, but when he saw the smile on Zhang Feng's face, he suddenly felt that something was wrong: "You, what do you want to do?"
............
A moment later.
Liu Laosan, who had changed into a pair of clean pants, sat honestly in the carriage.
He never expected that he, the robber, would meet the kidnapper......
This monk is sick!
Why are you kidnapping me when you're idle?
But at this time, Liu Laosan didn't dare to speak, he could feel that the other people in the carriage were completely different from the ordinary monk he had met before, and they exuded a powerful aura all over their bodies!
In order to make room for Liu Laosan, Xiao Shark and Lan Yun had already gone to Xiao Tianren's carriage.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you might as well let me go. Liu Laosan pleaded, "I'm just a mortal, besides, if my brothers know that I am kidnapped, they will definitely come to save me, and at that time, you will not feel good." ”
"Hurry up and let them come!" Zhang Feng looked urgent, "A word is a certainty, someone will come to save you in a while!"
"By the way, they have silver on them, right?" Zhang Feng asked carefully.
Liu Laosan: "......"
You really think you're a kidnapper!
"Hehe, don't regret it then. Liu Laosan smiled deeply.
His brothers are no ordinary bandits.
It's a bandit leader who is in charge of hundreds of bandits!
He believed that even if it was an immortal, it would be impossible for him to kill hundreds of mortals in one go! This was not allowed in the cultivation realm!
And in fact, Liu Laosan forgot.
Although the cultivation realm prohibits monks from killing mortals.
But monks were not forbidden to shave the heads of mortals......
Zhang Feng looked at Liu Laosan's dazzling bald head, and suddenly felt a little itchy on his scalp, so he took off his wig and scratched it.
Wuliang on the side also took off his wig and scratched it.
Liu Laosan: "......"
What kind of players are these people?
A Buddhist monk who likes to persuade people to take refuge?
And at this time.
On the mountain road ahead, hundreds of figures with swords in their hands blocked the road.
"What did you say, you saw the third brother being kidnapped with your own eyes?" the bandit leader looked ugly.
The subordinate gritted his teeth and said: "That's right, the person who tied him up is unremarkable! If the subordinates are not wrong, there are two long-haired men and three women in the carriage. ”
"Okay, brothers, we must save the third brother!"
"Yes, the third brother saved our lives, we can't sit idly by!"
A group of bandits, with high morale.
Zhang Feng breathed in the carriage for a while, and the carriage suddenly came to a sudden stop.
"Master, there is a situation. Xiao Hei said indifferently outside the carriage.
Zhang Feng lifted the curtain and saw hundreds of masked bandits blocking the way.
"What do you want to do?" Zhang Feng frowned, and said in his heart, could it be that Liu Laosan's rescuers are here?
Then I'm going to have to blackmail a lot of money.
But he saw that the leading thief glanced into the carriage, squinted, and then said: "This road is developed by us, if you want to cross here, you must pay money!"
"How much?" Zhang Feng frowned, wondering if he had robbed the group?
But Zhang Feng looked at the hoes and shovels that some people were carrying on their backs, and suddenly found ...... This is a real road...... This is not considered robbery, at most it is hard work to get rich......
Facing this group of thieves who got rich with their own hands, Zhang Feng was embarrassed to do it for a while......
"Fifteen Wen!" said the leading bandit proudly.
Zhang Feng handed out a silver ticket of twenty wen, took the lead thief to look at it, took out five wen from his arms, and handed it over with both hands: "Make change." ”
"Okay, thanks, great work. Zhang Feng collected the money and returned to the carriage.
With the sound of Xiao Hei's whip, the carriage continued to move forward, and those thieves gave way one after another, letting Zhang Feng leave, and did not forget to greet warmly: "Slow down on the road, pay attention to safety!"
In the carriage, Zhang Feng and Liu Laosan were silent for a long time.
"I thought those people were here to save you......" Zhang Feng said disappointedly.
Liu Laosan was also particularly disappointed: "I thought it was ...... too"
"It seems that you are not very popular. Zhang Feng comforted.
Liu Laosan gritted his teeth unwillingly: "...... Wait, someone will come to my rescue!"
Watching the two carriages leave, hundreds of bandits excitedly surrounded the bandit boss and looked at the silver ticket in the boss's hand.
"Boss," said one of the bandits excitedly, "since we opened up the mountain road, I feel that my income has increased." ”
"Haha, yes. The bandit boss nodded: "Not only that, but you will feel very solid when you get the money in your hand." There will be no more fears of being a bandit. ”
"That's right, that's right. The thief who spoke was suddenly stunned when he said this, "By the way, in this way, there seems to be a person in the carriage just now who looks like the third brother." ”
"Huh?" the bandit boss laughed, "How is it possible, the third brother is famous for his long hair." ”
"And in the carriage just now, there were three bald men. ”
The other thieves nodded suddenly: "That's what I said." ”
"Then we will continue to wait here, waiting for the gang of thieves who kidnapped the third brother to come over!"
"We must save the third brother!"
The bandits re-masked themselves and looked firmly at the mountain road.
The carriage traveled again for three days and three nights.
Under the guidance of Liu Laosan all the way, he has approached the border of Daqin.
However, there has been no one to save Liu Laosan.
At first, there were many masked people passing by the carriage from time to time, but when they saw the three bald heads in the carriage, they never appeared again.
"It seems that you are not very popular in this area. After Zhang Feng hung his bald head for three days, he put on his wig again.
Liu Laosan's face suddenly became ugly.
People who walk the rivers and lakes are actually similar to cultivators, and they all pay special attention to face!
Now that he is in trouble, no one has come to save him, this cruel reality makes Liu Laosan really unacceptable!
"Don't worry, my friends from the rivers and lakes will definitely come to save me!" Liu Laosan gritted his teeth.
This is no longer a matter of being kidnapped and paying a deposit, but a matter of face as a Jianghu person!
"Okay. Zhang Feng nodded and pointed to the pass across the mountain road in front of him, "But, we have reached ......."
Liu Laosan: "......"
"We're going to the Yin Yang Dynasty, so I won't take you there. Zhang Feng let Liu Laosan out of the carriage, hugged his fists and said: "Thank you for showing us the way in the past few days, let's say goodbye, there will be a period later." ”
"There will be a period later. Liu Laosan also hugged his fists, and suddenly said with a complicated face, "It's just, that ...... I really can't wait any longer, someone will come to save me......"
Zhang Feng turned around and got back into the carriage, "I'm sorry, we're in a hurry, let's leave." By the way, I'm sorry for you these days, this gift is for you. ”
Zhang Feng handed Liu Laosan a comb.
Watching Zhang Feng's carriage drive towards the pass, Liu Laosan broke down and shouted: "Don't go, wait a little longer! kidnap me for a few more days, someone will definitely come to save me!"
At this moment, Liu Laosan, who had been weathered on the rivers and lakes, suddenly felt that his whole person was not good.
It turns out that his popularity is so bad!
No one came to my rescue!
"Damn, woo woo woo ~ " Liu Laosan fell to the ground crying bitterly, pounding the ground weakly with his hands.
At this moment, he completely began to collapse.
"This damn world!!"
"I am so good to my brothers on weekdays, but none of them are willing to save me!"
"It's not fair!"
"This cruel world is not fair!"
Liu Laosan is such a big person, and his liver and intestines are broken when he cries at this moment.
The morality he firmly believed in gradually collapsed.
He was full of disgust with the world.
"If I'm strong enough, if I'm strong enough......" Liu Laosan touched his bald head, looked at the comb in his arms, and suddenly felt the despair of the shrimp pig heart.
What kind of fetish is that monk!
You shaved my head and gave me a comb as a gift.
I love you so much!
This is completely shrimp and pig heart!
"If I am strong enough, I won't be bald!" Liu Laosan's heart was full of power, and he shouted: "I, Liu Laosan, swear that if I am strong enough one day, then I must let everyone feel the despair of shrimp and pig hearts like me! One day, I will shave everyone in the world into bald heads, and then give them combs, and let them know that no one will come to save them!"
"I want to make this world fair! Let everyone experience my sorrow!"
After Liu Laosan let out a venting roar, he lowered his head silently, and his heart was even more painful.
And yet at this very moment.
A tall man walked in front of him, the shadow covered him from top to bottom, and looked at Liu Laosan's gaze with a look of satisfaction and surprise.