When the fart king arrives, let go of three farts first, one fart notifies the heavens and the other farts call the earth, and tells the heaven and earth that the fart king is coming, and the other fart is a meeting gift for the world.

Bang bang bang!

There were three fart sounds, and a spicy and fierce wind blew boiled water, and they covered their noses and retreated again and again.

"Bah, Bah, Bah......"

Everyone choked on spit, "cough cough cough ......"

There is a short and ugly old man next to the fart king, the old man's face is fat, and the flesh on his face is black and rotten, probably because he often stays by the fart king's side, and it is bad to have this face.

The old man was not afraid of this spicy and stinky gas bomb at all, standing on the cusp of this fart, posing majestically, and shouting majestically: "The fart king is here, reward everyone with three farts, these three farts are enough for you to use for a lifetime, be content!"

"A fart, is it so precious?" asked Bai Kaishui without asking.

Long Fei couldn't help but laugh and said, "That is, as long as it is served to the stage, even if it is a fart, it is a treasure!"

The old man is not a fart king's follower, hyping up the prestige of the fart king, and talking about the spicy and stinky fart as a gift that will be used for a lifetime, and there is no sense of disobedience at all, it seems that this is just his routine operation.

Bai Shishui stared at him for a while, resisted the attack of the poisonous gas, opened his mouth and said with difficulty: "This old gentleman, are you talking about this as a cliché? ”

"Presumptuous!" the old man suddenly burst into anger, and a few big green tendons emerged from the fat meat.

The old man pointed to the head of the boiled water, and a quick step came to him, his speed was fast, and it was surprising, but no matter what, it would not surprise the boiled water.

"You're fast, but it's not surprising!" Bai Boiled Water clasped his hands with a tone of contempt.

"! You say a fart!" the old man was very vicious, put his mouth to his ear, and asked him carefully, "Do you want a fourth fart?" ”

Brush Brush Brush ......

Then he quickly retreated, and shouted at everyone: "Arrogance, you dare to be so presumptuous in front of the Fart King, if you anger the Fart King, he will reward you with a fourth gift, and you can go to the Lord of Hades to report!"

"! you say!" Ryuuji borrowed his words to scold back, "Do you think you can poison us with one of your boss's gas bombs, won't we run?"

The old man was very calm, he would not be surprised by what Ryuuji said, after all, people often talked to him like this, and he just sneered.

The old man was very satisfied and said, "You are talking nonsense again, do you like to believe it or not, you just need to see it!"

Ryuuji also smiled at him, and said with a charitable face: "I'm looking forward to it!

Long Er has long known that some masters in the martial arts world, some are just vain fame, he and his ass rely on a name to eat and drink everywhere, often visit some big restaurants and inns, enjoy a feast, feel at home deluxe package, but never give the store a cent, really can't help but hate these people's rotten and rotten life style, how can you not vomit it.

Bai Boiled Water looked at this fart king several times, a high-quality silk yellow coat could not wrap his body, a golden bag was tied around his waist, and a big gourd was picked up with a mahogany inlaid with gems in his hand, which was probably filled with some wine, looking at his fat belly, Bai Boiled Water suspected that he was not a fart king, I am afraid that he was only a wine and meat man at most.

He couldn't help but tilt his head and asked, "Big brother, do you think this guy is the king of farts? Have you seen his true face?"

Long Fei's face was shocked, and he couldn't help but think more, "You mean that this person is not a fart king, but a liar, how do you see it!"

Although this person looks noble and has status, some details still haven't escaped his eyes.

He leaned close to Long Fei's ear and whispered, "You go and call your father to recognize him and see if it's the king of farts?"

"What, my father!" Long Fei was startled and stunned.

He glared at him and asked, "Isn't old man Quanyi your father?" Go quickly! I'll deal with them here!"

Long Fei suddenly realized, "That's right, Huizi is my daughter-in-law, and her father is my father!

Bai Boiled Water stared at his clothes carefully and glanced at him a few times, this fart king came to sit calmly and comfortably, and sat on the ground all the time, showing a faint joy on his face, and the whole person looked wise and foolish, like a wise man.

"Master, this man is very disrespectful to you, these people stand with him, they are all of the same kind, not a good bird, master, do you want to give them a fourth gift?"

The fart king smiled and shook his head, like a kind and good person, and the boiled water couldn't help but ask a lot of questions.

The fart king said, "No, why should you bother with rotten bastard, this man is just in a bad temper, why should he and his companions be put to death!"

"Yes!" The old man shook his head, the expression on his face was not very good, probably to kill the boiled water Their wish did not succeed, and his name of the rotten egg was also known to them, although he was desperately loyal to the fart king, knowing that the fart was not a good thing, it was a bad anger of people, but he could live with the fart king, and in order to survive, he was not ashamed that the fart king gave him the name rotten egg, but in front of outsiders, he never mentioned his name, and he teased his own face.

The old man was full of compassion, and his loud voice shouted, "My master is merciful, spare you ignorant little ones, you don't quickly kowtow and bow down, it's really not polite at all!"

His face was overjoyed, and his smile cracked, "Haha, that's great, then we'll thank the fart king and the rotten uncle." ”

As he spoke, he squeezed his eyebrows at Ryuuji and the others, passing his eyes, and Ryuji and them immediately shouted in unison: "Thank you, the fart king and the rotten uncle!"

Uncle Rotten Egg looked embarrassed, and said angrily and depravedly: "Okay, okay! ”

"Okay, rotten bastard, don't talk, I'm going to talk to the martial arts kid boiled water, this young hero will say a few words, you go around and watch. ”

"Yes, master. ”

Uncle Rotten Egg picked up the pride and walked away, and the noblely dressed man was walking with mahogany, always smiling on his face, very generous and elegant.

The fart king sat down ten cloths away from him, he seemed to count the steps when he walked, and he also made sure that every step was the same distance, otherwise he would not be too good-looking when he walked, a person who was not fat but fat enough.

He opened his big mouth, the big white teeth are surprisingly big, bigger than the average person, one of his should be as big as other people's two teeth, but shining, almost every part of him is just right, fat to the point that the body is still dignified, although the clothes can't wrap the body, but still elegant and graceful, even a few surprisingly large teeth also give people a different and consistent feeling, the whole person of the fart king is a perfect existence.

"In the king of the lower fart, I specially came to visit the young hero Bai Boiled Water, and I have long said that I heard that you have a story of profound martial arts skills and strange minds, and I have not visited for a long time, and today I saw that it was really different from ordinary martial artists. ”

As soon as the fart king came, he praised the boiled water, which made him blush, not like he was praised, but was exploded by others.

He barely squeezed out a smile, he has not smiled for the past few days, and every day he is a high-spirited guy, maintaining infinite passion and enthusiasm.

"Your Excellency the Fart King has won the award, I'm just a stinky kid, what kind of young hero is there, just good-tempered and impulsive, I love to do things that others don't dare to do and don't want to do, it's not a big deal. ”

He originally wanted to say a few polite words to him, and he still had to be modest in front of some big people, but he didn't expect to say that he was very elegant and high-profile like a madman.

Finally, the old man Quan Yi came, and he hurriedly walked over to him and said, "Brother, let's see if this person is a famous fart king in the martial arts world!"

"Well, I'll see!" the old man walked a few steps forward with his cane and took a closer look.

The fart king noticed his appearance, smiled and asked, "Who is this old gentleman martial arts boy?"

The old man suddenly shouted: "I am dressed in silk and clothes, but the corners of the clothes are a little faded, the clothes can't fit a big belly, and I hold a mahogany inlaid with precious stones, and the mahogany is tied to a big gourd, so elegant and noble style, only the king of farts has it." ”

"Are you?" said the fart king, looking surprised, and hurriedly asked his identity.

The old man's spirit trembled, and he said righteously: "In Xiaquanyi, he is a descendant of the Quan clan in Longquan Town. ”

Boiled water also saw that the corners of the fart king's clothes were somewhat obviously faded, thinking that this person was counterfeiting the name of the fart king and came out to defraud, but it was the elegant atmosphere of the fart king, and the noble clothes were decorated with shabby decorations, which was really not arrogant or impatient, and a little fading was harmless.