Chapter 111: A Fart

The horse was silent, he knew that Ma Tou Niang hated him, and he couldn't get rid of him because of the priesthood, but he really liked Ma Tou Niang, so he could only endure it silently.

Ma Touniang saw that her father-in-law was silent again, and she was angry, marrying a monster was already wronged enough, and the other party was still so cold to him.

I don't know how many fairies laughed at her openly and secretly, saying that she could marry a horse, why not just marry a donkey, so she could only get stronger and stronger.

"Go, continue to inspect the believers, take the opportunity to give more blessings, drive. ”

Ma Touniang clamped her husband fiercely, urging angrily, she didn't know that there was a problem with the person who invited her.

But as long as you can improve the incense and improve the grade as soon as possible, what is it if you are used!

Besides, if you want to use her, you naturally have to give up some of your benefits, and it is not unacceptable for her to take the opportunity to suppress an ordinary toilet god.

Both sides were acting, and Lu Yan on the other side simply took this opportunity to carefully sort out the current direction of the extension of the Toilet God Priesthood.

It is impossible to rely on the promotion and then the divine power that naturally appears, and the pit San Niangniang is a pit like her name, even if she is promoted, there is no divine power.

Everything still has to be researched and expanded by himself.

Wandering around the bustling county town of Peijun, carefully observing the current life of the people, he has not really calmed down to observe the lives of ordinary mortals after coming to the Westward Journey World for so long.

"Self-crossing is a high immortal, lacking the sense of steadiness of sealing the gods step by step, this feeling is really - too cool. ”

If you can have a shortcut, don't think about improving step by step, only people who have no way will choose this path, and when you go up and look down, the previous difficulties are not a thing.

Lu Yan was in this state at this time, observing the lives of ordinary people, especially the lives of women in this world.

Women in this world are very interesting, they don't go out of the door, do laundry and cook, take care of children, weave, have a short chat with parents, serve their husbands at night, sleep, and continue the cycle the next day.

"With the exception of the priesthood, the women of this world are generally spiritually empty, and within the limits of ritual acceptance, they are more welcoming to things that bring them pleasure, such as the ballads of the silkworm gods. ”

"The priesthood has obvious advantages in going to the toilet, weaving and children are the focus of a woman's life, and my priesthood can just solve this trouble, divination silkworms and fetal fortunes are all necessary for them. ”

"At present, the problem is mainly in the publicity, as well as his own negligence in the priesthood, which gives Ma Touniang an opportunity. ”

Lu Yan walked through the streets, and through today's investigation, he already had an idea in his heart, and he could start to implement it next.

"The majesty of Shinto is true, but it cannot be separated from the masses, and ignorance of believers is the real problem!"

It's easy to find the direction of promotion, and after working part-time as the mountain god of Rotten Peach Mountain, he has been promoted to the seventh grade, and it's time to prepare for breaking through the sixth-rank priesthood.

After going around in a circle, I finally came to a teahouse, the owner was about forty or fifty years old, and he was called Huang Po.

Don't look at her opening a teahouse, but in fact, she is an all-rounder, she can also deliver babies, acupuncture, and scraping. Whoever has a child and someone is sick, she can help. In addition, Huang Po also has a profession: being a matchmaker.

The matchmaker's family goes to the west, which can be described as a link between the women of various families, and all kinds of rumors are also spread from their mouths.

The most important thing is that they are greedy enough to say anything as long as they have money.

Lu Yan observed for a long time, and gradually understood Huang Po's state at the moment, some time ago, he made a lot of money by helping people secretly hook up with women from good families, and now he is not active in business, but wants to make more money.

After nightfall, Lu Yan quietly came to Huang Po's room, showing his figure, and a figure with a faint red light stood in front of the bed.

Huang Po turned over, saw the red figure in front of her in a daze, and suddenly came to her senses.

One rolled and hid in the corner of the bed, looking at the red light in horror: "Who are you, what do you want to do, the old body can't serve you." ”

Lu Yan choked on these words, and looked at Huang Po speechlessly, who had lost his conscience a few years ago, he would not choose such a thing even if he was hungry.

It's disgusting.

Immediately reprimanded angrily: "Huang Po, you seduce the women of the good family, you have committed a crime today, follow me to hell." ”

"To hell?"

Huang Po was horrified, trembling all over, she had accumulated so much money and had nowhere to spend it, why was she going to hell.

I was really unwilling in my heart, so I quickly knelt down and kowtowed: "Lord Ghost Messenger spares my life, I am willing to incense for you every day, please let me go, by the way, I still know a few delicate little ladies, I hope that Grandpa Ghost will let me go, and I can dedicate them to you." ”

"Bold Huang Po, dare to bribe this god when she dies, let me tell you, I'm not a ghost, but the god of the toilet, and it's not impossible to atone for my sins!"

Lu Yan paused for a moment and continued: "As long as you change your mind and do a thousand good deeds, you can avoid the pain of hell. ”

"Thank you, Lord Toilet God, I will scatter all my wealth tomorrow, build bridges and pave roads, and do more good deeds. ”

Huang Po hurriedly buckled her head and agreed, she seemed to have heard of the toilet god, as if the belief that came recently said that it was a handsome talent and a great talent.

It's just that the people in the county prefer to worship the silkworm god Niangniang, so she didn't pay much attention to it.

"Where is your little money enough to build bridges and pave roads, and the good deeds I am talking about don't cost money. Lu Yan shouted in a deep voice, letting people like Huang Po pay for it is more uncomfortable than killing her.

Huang Po was confused, as if she had thought of something but she didn't know it, so she asked silently: "Please also ask the master to make it clear." ”

"There is no one man who does good deeds than many, if every woman can weave a good cloth; The children born are born with literary luck; If the family is healthy, how harmonious the world should be. Lu Yan said slowly.

"I see"

Huang Po woke up like a dream, and secretly looked at the toilet god who fell from the sky, it turned out that this toilet god wanted her to publicize and make the people in the county believe in him.

She was involved in the fighting method of the two immortals, and she secretly complained in her heart.

However, hearing Lu Yan's next words, Huang Po turned her worries into joy.

"I have embroidery stitches, which is a secret that the gods do not pass on, so I will pass it on through your hands, and remember that the law should not be passed on lightly. ”

Lu Yan put down a piece of weaving method with a summary of later generations, and disappeared, the villain has the usage of the villain, and there is no benefit, I am afraid that Huang Po will not do it with his heart.

After leaving Huang Po's house, he continued to look for suitable candidates, mostly choosing women such as wet nurses and matchmakers who could go everywhere.

Three days passed, and the counties of Xu County ran through, and the people he chose finally began to act.

Outside the Chenghuang Temple in Xujun, Ma Touniang rode her own minister to the Chenghuang Temple, and the Chenghuang of this county invited her to take refuge.

But just as she was about to enter, she stopped abruptly, for she clearly felt the resentment of the believers.

The reasons for complaining are mostly the same and are unspeakable.

Because of a fart............