Chapter 12: The Women's Toilet Horror
In the grocery department of Duanjia in the south of Xiao County, Lu Yan walked out with a package on his back, and finally completed the procurement of materials needed for the body after purchasing for a day today.
I found a place where no one was there and returned to the Divine Domain, looking at the supplies piled up in the bathroom, I smiled bitterly, the Divine Domain was still too small, and there was almost no place to stay.
The desire for incense in his heart is even greater, and only with enough incense can he expand the divine domain, so that he doesn't have to hide in the small bathroom.
The dresser area and toilet area were already full of supplies, and he had to go to the shower room, where at least there was a desk.
My eyes inadvertently fell on the books stacked on the desk, most of which were purchased or copied by the original owners.
I just didn't find a book to read after selecting for a long time, because these books are all about scientific research or auxiliary scientific research, and there is no other book.
Lu Yan is helpless, it's okay to read books for recreation, but do you have to read exam reference books for recreation?
I smiled bitterly in my heart, I couldn't help but read books, anyway, if I had time, I simply sorted out the Shinto knowledge I had accumulated so far.
At present, he has limited access to knowledge, and most of them rely on his own exploration and natural generation of divine positions, so he must be systematically sorted out.
Pick up the pen and write the four big characters of "Toilet God Notes" on white paper, and begin to summarize what he thought after being consecrated.
Fortunately, not long after becoming a god, he didn't have much accumulated knowledge, and he couldn't write it in three hours while thinking about it.
Then he framed the "Toilet God Notes" into a book, attached the divine power to it, so that he did not worry about damage, this toilet god notes is his painstaking efforts, and he will focus on summarizing and recording in the future.
"In my previous life, many people liked to read books in the toilet, but I could write notes in the toilet, and I should have been the first person in the past!"
Just after the end, I suddenly felt the tremor of the god's position, and then a piece of yellow paper flew from the bathroom.
Then he took the yellow paper and read it carefully, and after reading the above information, Lu Yan had a strange smile on his face.
"The county city God's Mansion has issued a divine order, ordering me to build the Divine Domain within a month, and officially perform the priesthood within three months, otherwise I will be dismissed and investigated!"
How to put it, this is not a harsh requirement, especially for him at the moment.
This also proves one thing, that is, the City God's Mansion can't find his Divine Domain address, so that his hanging heart finally let go, so that he also has a place to hide.
It's just that what makes him cry and laugh is the ghost god who gave him the order, and the other party actually thought of sending him a letter by burning paper and praying, which is really ...... Wizard!
This incident reminded him that he had to build a pseudo-god domain so as not to arouse suspicion from the outside world, so he had to pretend to be a regular ghost god.
After thinking about it for a moment, he decided to set up the Pseudo-God Domain in Xicheng, which was the first place where he first appeared, and it was also the area that currently provided the most incense.
The pseudo-god domain is located there, which can also easily absorb incense, and after making up his mind, the yin god flew out of his body, and his physical body suddenly fell asleep.
After leaving the bathroom god domain, he flew to Xicheng, and unconsciously came to a familiar place.
This place was the home of the Pei Qian clan who impressed him, and he couldn't help but laugh when he thought of the fact that the other party was holding his belt for the first time when he saw him appearing.
"Since it is the first place of manifestation, it can be regarded as fate, so let's put the pseudo-god domain here!"
Lu Yan smiled, and used more than ten wisps of divine power to pinch his hands, which was also his day's gain.
With the appearance of the god of toilets and the spread of his followers, he has more and more followers, and he can currently harvest about 15 to 20 wisps of divine power a day.
The pale red divine power was poured into Pei Qian's family's thatched toilet, and a huge thatched toilet appeared in the space invisible to mortals, but it was larger than in reality, with more than ten square meters.
The roof is made of thatch, the walls are made of adobe, and the inside is empty, there is nothing, but the display inside needs to be shaped by divine power, and he is stingy by nature, so he naturally will not waste his divine power on it.
Ordinary mortals in the Ghost God Divine Domain can't see it, only people with cultivation or lonely souls and wild ghosts can see it, but those lonely souls and wild ghosts don't dare to enter the Ghost God Domain.
There is a way that the Buddha relies on the gold horse and the saddle, although the inside is to be saved, the faΓ§ade must be decorated, Lu Yan plans to write a couplet in front of the door.
Thinking of the toilet couplet, he suddenly thought of the famous couplet from his previous life.
Shanglian: The heroes and heroes of the world are here to grovel;
Downlink: The virgin of the world comes in to untie her skirt.
Horizontal batch: Heaven and earth are righteous
"Hugh looks at me, the god of the toilet, unsightly, no matter what kind of character you are, you have to be inferior when you come in!", Lu Yan smiled.
Although this is the case, he can't really write this couplet, after all, most of his followers are women, so such a couplet inevitably gives people the impression that he is the god of toilets.
After thinking about it, with a wave of his hand, two red lights fell on both sides of the temple, and a couplet appeared on both sides.
"Uplink: Sitting in search of verses;
Downlink: Relax and listen to the clear spring. β
Then he wrote a horizontal criticism: "Quiet World!"
After doing this, Lu Yan showed a satisfied expression, which was considered elegant, and the other ghosts and gods saw it in line with his identity as a showman.
"Generally, there are some little ghosts in the god domain to serve, or to guard the temple or serve the ghosts and gods, and the Yin Division has special regulations, and there is no difference between the ghosts from the ninth grade, but there can be two ghost servants, and you can pay attention to it in the future. β
Lu Yan groaned, he thought of Xiaozhu about the selection of ghost servants, but unfortunately Xiaozhu is still alive, he can't forcibly arrest the living soul, this is a big crime.
Thinking that Xiaozhu Shenwei automatically screened out her prayers, the other party was his devout "believer", and the content of the prayer could be handled directly to the god.
After watching Xiaozhu pray, his face suddenly became a little solemn, it turned out that according to Xiaozhu, there were rumors of haunting in the village yesterday.
Many villagers are telling the truth that they have seen ghosts, and Lujia Village is already panicking at the moment.
"This is a bit strange! Lujia Village has a land god, and how dare ordinary lonely souls and wild ghosts invade a village where living people gather, at least they have to be evil ghosts. β
Lu Yan frowned, the ancients valued the clan concept the most, even if there was dirt among the clansmen, it would be looked down upon if they dared not to help the clansmen after they were developed.
He has become a god, and if Lujiacun is harmed by evil ghosts, he will not look good, not to mention that there are many of his followers over there.
Immediately flew to Lujia Village, rushed all the way, and finally arrived at Lujia Village at dawn.
As soon as he stepped into the village, he felt a wave of resentment lingering in the village, and there were three directions where the resentment was the heaviest.
There are definitely resentful ghosts entering the village, and I am afraid that such resentment is about to reach the level of evil ghosts.
Lu Yan's face changed slightly, one of the directions was the direction of his family's rented house, and there was still Xiaozhu living there.
Hurriedly flew to Xiaozhu's house, and finally sensed the situation ahead during the flight.
Xiaozhu, who has always been industrious, has already gotten up and is walking towards her women's toilet with a night pot.
What's even more terrifying is that Lu Yan clearly sensed that resentment was circling in her latrine, in other words, there were resentful ghosts hidden in her latrine.
Lu Yan scolded angrily in his heart: "It's really obscene, why are you hiding in the women's toilet with a resentful ghost." β
Hurry up to avoid being killed!