Chapter 228: Robbery
Southern Xinjiang.
Shen Tianqi, Hongyan, Gu Moran, calm Tianren, and knew that five people were walking.
Hongyan and Gu Moran were around Shen Tianqi, calm and calm, and the two big men looked at the three people in front of them with envy.
Step knows: "Wow, envy, wow, I think I've been treated like this before." ”
Bu Zhi endured the envy in his heart, and said very indifferently on the surface: "This is envy? You worked hard when you were young, and it is not me who is next to you at the moment." ”
Bu Zhi looked at this calm celestial, and he asked, "Brother calm, you must have many women chasing you in the sky." ”
Calm Heaven sighed in his heart, and his heart was filled with pain, but he still said expressionlessly: "Heh... Oh, yes. I'm tired of being so good at myself, and the people chasing me are all lined up in the sky. ”
"Wow! ”
Step knows still to say.
Calm Celestial thought about it, and now the only chance he can pretend to be X is in front of this step.
Hongyan and Gu Moran both followed Shen Tianqi, pretending to be X, and naturally looked at Shen Tianqi.
And next to him, there is only such a step to know that the hillbilly who has never seen the world, is it not like a fish in water to pretend to be X in front of him?
Therefore, the calm celestial pretended to be impatient and said: "Envy and envy know envy every day! You have to work hard!"
"Otherwise, even if you talk about your girlfriend today, he will be helping others support their wives in the future. ”
"If you don't use it when you have a chance, what can you do?"
The calm celestial man combined his own sad experience in pretending to be X.
When Bu knew this, he suddenly realized, "Brother calm, you are worthy of being from heaven, what you said, my whole person is transparent!"
"Well, but I'm still a single dog. ”
Step knew with a sigh.
The calm celestial smiled lightly and said, "A man's singleness is called a single dog, so do you know what a woman's singleness is called?"
"What?"
"The dog ignores. ”
Step knows: "???"
......
"Step knows, we've been wandering around the territory of Southern Xinjiang for seven days, why haven't we reached the Moonlight Clan?"
Shen Tianqi said while eating the grilled squid with red face.
There is no malice towards the Squid Venerable by eating squid, but this area of southern Xinjiang is much richer than the resources of the Northern Barbarians, and it is seafood as soon as you catch it.
And the seafood is fatter than the Beiman!
Fat and fat, isn't eating just fat?
Bu knows that he has a mouthful of shrimp in his mouth, and he likes to eat shrimp now.
"Oh, that's right..."
Step knew that he swallowed the shrimp and said,
"I'm lost. ”
Everyone: "???"
The squid in his hand suddenly became unfragrant, Hongyan leaned on Shen Tianqi's leg, Gu Moran gnawed on the squid leg, and calmed the celestial man nibbled on the grilled fish, but at this moment they all stopped moving and looked at Bu Zhi.
Bu knew that his mouth was chirping, and he looked at them innocently and said, "Actually..."
"When I first came to southern Xinjiang, I was also lost. ”
"Later, when I ran away, I was also lost. ”
"Everyone, trust me. As long as you get lost, there are three thousand avenues, and there is always a right way. ”
Everyone: "......"
"I'll lose your mother!"
The Calm Celestial punched him.
He had already seen through the Squid Venerable's Squid God Fist.
Squid Venerable's Squid Divine Fist: As long as I have enough claws, my damage will be great.
Calming Celestial Squid Fist Ola: As long as I'm fast enough, I can still swing eight fists.
Shen Tianqi also felt a little fucked, he brought you from the East China Sea to lead the way to the Moonlight Clan in Southern Xinjiang, but the one who led the way said that he was lost, what is the problem?
Otherwise, bury it on the spot.
"Stop fighting, don't fight!"
Bu Zhi said with a sad face, "I have a way!
Well, it turns out that it is useless to treat the step knowing words, and you have to beat it up before you tell the truth.
"Say, what?"
Calm the impatience of the heavens.
Bu Zhi said: "Southern Xinjiang women hate violent men the most, if among us, someone is willing to be a wicked man and pretend to rob a woman, maybe a southern Xinjiang woman will appear and take us away." ”
"A beautiful woman saves a beautiful woman?"
Shen Tianqi touched his chin and asked, "Is this idea reliable?"
"It must be reliable!"
Bu knew that he would soon come to the spirit, and said to Shen Tianqi: "Emperor Shen Tiandi, you come to play the robbery, Sister Hongyan comes to play the robbery, I believe that someone will come in a while." ”
"Okay. ”
Shen Tianqi nodded, anyway, it was not someone else who robbed, but Hongyan, and the two of them were so familiar.
So Shen Tianqi said to the red face next to him: "Robbery." ”
Hongyan pondered for a while, "Robbery or robbery?"
"Guess. ”
"I'll give you my whole being, and I give up resistance. ”
"Okay. ”
The robbery is complete.
Step knows: "???"
Hongyan said dissatisfiedly: "Why hasn't the woman from Southern Xinjiang appeared yet? Are you lying to us?"
Step knew that he was shocked on the spot, and he blamed me for this?
You two call this acting?
Which hostage have you ever seen robbed in the arms of a robber?
If you're like this, you might as well shout 1234567, and I'll dub you on the side.
Gu Moran said beside him: "Uncle Xiao and Sister Hongyan's acting skills are so good!"
The calm celestial also patted his ass and said: "The acting skills of the two represent the pinnacle of acting skills in the world today!"
Step knows to take a deep breath, are these two people blind?
Bu knew what his status was, so he didn't dare to say anything too much, but thought for a moment and said, "Emperor Shen Tian, Sister Hongyan, you have to move!"
"Moving?"
"You're chasing me. ”
"Oh, okay. ”
Shen Tianqi understood, and said to Hongyan: "Or, you run?
Hongyan said: "I gave you the whole person, what are you chasing?"
"Moreover, vigorous exercise after a full meal is harmful to health. ”
"That's right. ”
Shen Tianqi nodded and said, "Let's give up." ”
Step knows: "???"
Play too!
Are you here to act?
You're here for a vacation!
Step knew that he was in a dilemma, "That... Then I can't help it. It's better to..."
Bu Zhi looked at Gu Moran and the calm celestial.
Gu Moran immediately pointed a sword at him and said, "No one can rob me." ”
Calm Heaven said: "The old man is a man of heaven and never robs people. ”
Step knew that he was choked, "Do you want me to rob myself?"
In the end, everyone voted for the robber candidate - Calm Celestial!
Although he was not happy to calm down, he was at a disadvantage when he was four to one!
"What about people?"
Calm the impatience of the heavens.
Since the target of the robbery was a woman, he went to change his clothes in the grass.
"It's coming, it's coming. ”
Step knew that the rouge with a face on his face walked out with sexy steps.
When you see the step and know, everyone:
"Gross!"