With an excited heart, trembling hands, a mouth swallowing saliva and a pounding heart. Chen Wou-Ki drove the horsepower to the maximum, and his virgin career was about to be ruined, so this time he said anything.

"Boom, pants~" The sky is raining heavily, and everything is good for Yu Yutian, but the weather is elusive.

It is said that rainy days are the best match for music, and he touched Yin Gui from his arms and put his true qi into it, letting it float on his shoulders.

After a beautiful guzheng song, the voice of the host came out of Oto-kyu.

"It rained heavily here today, and under the heavy rain, the vegetation recovered, and the rainy season came.

The abundant rain moistened the Yuntai, the monks began to stir, and it was the season of courtship and breeding.

It's time for marriage, so please lick the city and advocate the plane. An intellectual beauty came from inside Oto-kyu.

"Huh~huh~, hey, hey, hello friars, I'm called Zhang Airplane, what effect did I feel in my marriage advertisement last time, and I'm here again today.

I don't have high requirements, I am one meter eight, weigh one white three, long drops are very bad, there are many houses, Qiankun bags are rich, and there are many powerful magic weapons.

I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me for a lifetime. I have a bad hobby, I finished talking about birds, thank you to the host. ”

"Okay, Zhang Plane wants to find a beautiful woman to accompany him for a lifetime, and there are female monks who are interested in this city lord, so you can contact us and talk directly. ”

Zhang Plane, shit, it's this buddy again, I felt like he was pretending to be forced last time, but I didn't expect it to come again.

If I say anything else, I'll put up with it. The snatching of the girl is decisive, and I can't bear it. Directly facing Oto-kyu, start the connection.

"Alright, one of the monks has already started to connect, let's hear what these monks think. The hostess's sweet voice reappeared.

Chen Wuji stopped and said to Yin Gui:

"Hello host. "Say hello to the host first, after all, you have to be a good monk who talks about civilization and new style.

The monk who listened to Yingui for 34 days in Yuntai was stunned, and it was actually a man.

Is it glass?

Everyone smelled the smell of Tanmei, instantly looked for Xiao Mazha, and then picked up the melon seeds and peanuts mineral water, ready to start eating melons.

The host was stunned for a moment, but still asked politely: "This monk, we are now on a blind date, and the other monk needs to find a female monk, do you think you are introducing your sister or your sister?"

"Host, you misunderstood, I just didn't feel good and wanted to say a few words, what is that stick that licking the plane. I'll ask you, why don't you become a pair of panties when you're so good at pretending. Chen Wuji said disdainfully.

As soon as these words came out, the people of thirty-four days were excited. Haha, someone tore it up, and the object was still Zhang Ji, who was known for his cruelty, and hurriedly called the people nearby to listen to Yin Gui together.

A twenty-five-day buddy said to his friends: "It's been a long time since I've been so interesting, licking Chengzhang Plane relying on his own money, backstage, and doing whatever he wants all day long."

I heard that many simple female monks have been deceived, and once they have had enough, they will start to abandon it. Today I finally met the man of cowhide, and I want to expose him. ”

"Yes, yes, this guy is just a balls in the crotch, testicles. ”

People on other days quickly called their friends and prepared to eat melons together. After all, Yin Gui has always been a commonplace topic for some Chen Guzi rotten sesame seeds.

Today I always encountered something interesting, and the person who scared me was still Zhang Airplane, and I was excited when I thought about it.

As a result, one spread ten, ten spread hundreds, and the monks outside Yuntai collectively drove Yingui to the city.

The people in the city don't do business either, making tea and making tea, knocking melon seeds, waiting for both sides to scold each other.

The host and Zhang Plane were stunned, this kind of thing has never happened, and the host doesn't know how to solve it. Zhang took it and yelled.

"Do you know who I am? Do you dare to say your name, as long as you are in the Yuntai, I can hunt you down to the ends of the earth. ”

"I don't care who you are, as soon as Lao Tzu hears your marriage introduction, his middle finger will be **. Lao Tzu calls you father, you have the temper to come to the second heaven, and Lao Tzu's will be beaten out for you. Chen Wuji returned disdainfully.

"Li Fuqing, you wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu once held a watermelon knife, cut from the south of the city to the north of the city, and the knife in his hand was cut down, and Lao Tzu killed people without blinking. Zhang Fei yelled angrily.

"Haha, that Zhang plane is really stupid, I don't know if I was taken advantage of. A Triple Heaven friar laughed.

"Don't you blink when you kill?" Chen Wou-Ki replied.

"Haha, it's really funny, I really want to know who this monk named Li Fuqin is, so I can help him. Zhang Plane has become more and more arrogant recently, and it is not bad to be scolded today, let him have a good long memory, and he is not satisfied with accepting dozens of concubines. A thirty-heaven monk laughed.

"Dry eyes, Lao Tzu said dry eyes, Lao Tzu said killing people without blinking. Zhang Aircraft roared again.

"So your eyes don't dry? You think you're a plastic bag, how can you fit it like that? You think you're a pencil case with so many pens, you're Shakespeare without Ya. ”

"I, I, I... You small goods, you wait for Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu is going to come and kill you now, unscrew your neck, hang you on my wall, let everyone know, and provoke my fate. ”

"I'm the courier, you're a small piece of goods, I bless you if you can't have children but have a full house of children and grandchildren. ”

My brother has received nine years of compulsory education, and he has never lost a fight, and he has never scolded others. returned to the south and north streets of the city, and did not go out to inquire who was the father.

All the monks who listened to Yin Gui silently called for Chen Wou-ki.

It's too cowhide, it's too powerful, I really want to know this young hero, but it's really a little unwise to provoke Zhang Aircraft, after all, Zhang Aircraft is strong, and I heard that there are a lot of dead soldiers.

", you wait for me, Lao Tzu will come to Erzhongtian in a month, you have a kind of don't run. Zhang Fei was already angry, and the blood that poured into his mouth was swallowed back.

"How come I didn't plant, I didn't plant where you came from. Chen Wou-Ki replied lightly.

"Good, good. "All the people who are not used to seeing Zhang Plane applauded Chen Wouji wildly, which is too special to relieve their anger.

A buddy sighed: "Yuntai is the king of people, I am willing to call him the strongest." ”

Zhang Plane swallowed the blood in his stomach and spurted it out directly, spilling it all over the room, and suddenly his head felt like the sky was spinning, his eyes turned black and he fell to the ground.

The sound of blood spurting came from inside Yin Gui, and a faint smile hung on the corner of Chen Wuji's mouth. I can't scold you to death, let you pretend to be forced, the most important thing is to dare to pretend to be forced in front of me, and I will turn against you.