Chapter 1 Lao Tzu crossed?
Extremely sour!
Yu Feiyu, the big boss, felt that there was no place in his body that was not sour, and that feeling was as if he had been living happily in the bathing center for three days and three nights.
"TMD, what kind of life is this, Lao Tzu? I finally went down to a big tomb, but I didn't expect to live a big worm that was thicker than me......" Yu Fei woke up and began to curse the first thing he did.
Yu Fei's ancestors have been born in the inverted bucket for generations, of course, when it comes to Yu Fei's generation, he can't abandon this ancestral profession, right? So Yu Fei's father specially found a big tomb for Yu Fei to go down in order to give Yu Fei a special coming-of-age ceremony.
It is said that Yu Fei was also unlucky, he had just opened the thief hole, and after going down, he found that he had hit a big snake in the hole. Think about it, the roof of your house has been dug through, who can be happy to put this matter on, and it will be a miserable thing for Yu Fei to chase. Yu Fei ran out of the snake cave with a roll, but he didn't expect to run to the top of the mountain, and a dry thunder in the clear sky gave Yu Lai a sacred bath.
"Childe, Childe, you're finally awake!"
In a trance, Yu Fei heard someone keep shouting at him, and forced himself to open his eyes with the sourness on his body, heh, good guy! A mouthful of big yellow teeth with a strong fishy smell wafted above his head, and the smell was no worse than the smell of his own sewer.
Yu Fei hurriedly moved his head to the side, and then he felt a little bit of it. Glancing at the place where the voice came from just now, a man with fried hair like a wild donkey, his face was as black as if he had drilled through a hole in the kang, a mouthful of yellow teeth, and a few flies flying above his head! This is definitely a senior elder in the beggar gang!
"Childe, you're finally awake!I've never seen such a powerful character as Childe!"
Yu Nian moved his body to the side, glared at the old man and said to Hanako, "Old man, what do you see." I've never been struck by lightning!"
The old man called Huazi to stand up, and sighed: "The old man was also a jade tree in the fairy world back then, and he was also a warbler Yanyan next to him!
Yu Nian said disdainfully: "You are just like a bird! Just your big yellow teeth, and you are still a warbler and a swallow, what are you kidding! A son in one mouth, an old man in one mouth, you look like a cultural person! Also a fairy, you think this is the Heavenly Palace? Come here to beg!"
The old man called Huazi was not annoyed when he heard Yu Fei stumbling, and said with a smile: "Childe, although this is not the Heavenly Palace, but this is the fairy world!
"Immortal realm, I'm still in the fairy palace!"
Yu Fei didn't bother to pay attention to the old name Hanako, turned his head to the side, and in the next second, the terrible wolf howl filled the world. With this wolf howl, a group of birds were startled.
Yu Fei stared wide-eyed and looked around, only to see that the surroundings were white, and the tree in the distance had grown for an unknown number of years, and Yu Fei estimated that even if he hollowed out the core of the tree, he could take out a high-rise building with more than 100 floors. And what kind of birds are flying in the sky? They look like fighter jets!
After turning his head to look at the old man Hanako, although his body was tattered, it was not difficult to see that he was dressed like an ancient old peasant. It's just that the boots on the feet are sharpened, revealing two dark thumbs!
Yu Fei looked around blankly, and his big mouth was estimated to be able to be stuffed into a fist.
"Childe, Childe, your capital is not small! No wonder you dare to peek at the fairy taking a bath! However, you are running naked in front of the old me, isn't it a little ......?"
The old name Huazi seemed to be smiling, and a mouthful of big yellow teeth dangled in Yu Fei's eyes, extremely dazzling.
Why are people so awesome in crossing, and why are they so rookie?
Hearing the voice of the old man called Huazi, Yu Fei came back to his senses, and hurriedly covered his brother, and asked weakly: "Old man, dare to ask what year is it?"
"Let me count Ang, I've lived too long!" Unexpectedly, Hanako, the old man, pinched his fingers and counted them with a serious face, muttering as he calculated.
"The year of Lao Yu's birth happened to be the Immortal Emperor Daqing, that is, the 1,300 years of the imperial calendar, and Lao Yu lived for three hundred and one years...... Well, it's one thousand six hundred and one years in the imperial calendar!"
This astonishing number burst out in the mouth of the old man Hanako, and Yu Fei was terrified when he heard it, and after a long time, Yu Fei came back from the shock and asked, "Look at people, don't you look at the calendar here?"
"Oh, you're talking about the Nether!"
Yu Fei: "......"
The old call Hanako: "Childe flew up from the Nether?"
Yu Fei: "To be precise, it was struck by lightning!"
Old name Hanako: "......"
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