This donkey is not tall, the body is not long, the ears are long and large, straight and erect, and the eyes are much larger than ordinary donkeys, and the overall look is exquisite and cute. This strange appearance is probably one of the reasons why people laugh, or because the donkey is pregnant for two years and does not give birth, everyone feels strange, just talk about it!

The donkey was lying in the shed, and in addition to the main family sitting beside him, there was also Huang Xiuxian of the local school.

It turned out that the right few people of Dafu had just gone out, and Huang Xiuxian was invited out, because this donkey was very strange, so let Huang Xiuxian, the great god, see if there were ghosts and goblins attached to this donkey, and see if the donkey would die!

Dafuyou and Wang Dashi were quite surprised when they saw Huang Xiuxian!

Wang Dashi thought to himself: "The Yellow Palm Sect is really amazing, even beasts can watch it!"

The old couple was still crying, and the woman asked Huang Xiuxian, "Master Xiuxian, this donkey is so strange, you can help it take a look." Ouch, it's a piece of meat in my heart, and if it dies, I won't be able to live! You don't know it, this donkey is good!"

A bystander man smiled and said, "Oh, you are so sad, it looks like your husband has died!"

The woman took off her straw sandals and slapped them on the man's shoulder, and said fiercely: "You know what you, donkeys are going to die, are you watching a joke?"

After a few words, when a woman fights with a man, the man must be being bullied.

"Your shitty mouth, don't say good things, and still make fun of it here, cut off your mouth and cook it as a cold platter, you are not as good as a brute......!

The man ran away in embarrassment, and the crowd burst into laughter.

Then the woman began to weep.

At this time, Huang Xiuxian pinched his fingers, calculated it, and then walked up to the donkey, lifted the donkey's mouth and talked to it, and no one understood what to say. At the moment, none of the people in the group made a sound, and they were all watching how Huang Xiuxian "practiced" talking and communicating with the donkey.

Huang Xiuxian didn't stop, and continued to pull the donkey's ears up, and at this time, the donkey moved, and the mouth chirped and made a sound.

Everyone felt strange when they saw it, and they were all praising the magic of Huang Xiuxian.

Huang Xiuxian put down the donkey's ears, chirped and talked for a while, and after the words stopped, he moved the donkey's eyes vigorously.

The little donkey's eyes were watery, and he blinked, and then made another chirping sound in his snort.

Huang Xiuxian seemed to have a bottom in his heart, slowed down, and said: "I just talked to the donkey, the donkey is pregnant and about to give birth, the body is uncomfortable, I want to rest for a while, I need to give it some medicine to stabilize the fetus!"

The woman asked, "The donkey won't die?"

Huang Xiuxian shook his head, swept the black hair on the corner of his mouth, and said, "It depends on whether it fights or not!"

The woman was stunned when she heard this, and said, "Lord Xiuxian, you said that our family's donkeys are waiting to give birth, and the donkeys produced are male or female!"

Huang Xiuxian paused, and thought for a moment: "Oh, it's male." ”

The woman smiled and said, "Hehe, the male is fine, and then there is no need to give birth to a cub, so that he can't give birth, and he will die of pain!"

The voices of the crowd seemed to be much louder at this time, and they all praised Huang Xiuxian, a god, for his extraordinary divine skills.

The woman took out a few pieces of money and put them in Huang Xiuxian's hand.

Feng Yousheng gritted his teeth in anger: "The trick of deception is used here to set up music, it is really fooling the common people!"

The voice was so loud that everyone looked at the Wind Wandering Monk.

Huang Xiuxian was startled when he saw Feng Yousheng at that moment.

The wind wandering monk walked up to the donkey, pinched his fingers and calculated, and then babbled and spoke at the donkey's mouth, and when he pulled up the donkey's ears, the donkey's mouth chirped and made a sound. After that, the wind wandering monk threw his arm and said, "The donkey also told me just now, it said that it is pregnant and waiting to give birth, and now it is not feeling well, and it has no strength to stand up!"

The woman asked the monk, "My donkey gave birth to a cub, isn't it?"

Feng Yousheng looked at Huang Xiuxian, with a straight face, and said to the woman: "I communicated with the donkey just now, I spoke, I heard very clearly, the donkey is about to give birth to a female cub, and I also heard the female donkey in the belly barking, while screaming and fighting to come out, saying that she wants to eat milk! The born cub smells the butt first and is the male, and the first to eat milk is the mother" After speaking, the wind wandering monk walked out of the circle.

In the eyes of the group, Huang Xiuxian and Feng Yousheng are both great gods, but one said that the donkey gave birth to a male cub, and the other said that the female cub. The group is arguing at this moment, some say it is a male cub, and some say it is a female cub.

Wang Dashi called the Wind Wandering Monk and said, "Hey, Wind Wandering Monk, you, where did you learn to communicate with beasts!"

The Wind Wandering Monk snorted and laughed, saying, "I told you, and you will too!"

Wang Dashi only understood at this time that it was not to communicate and speak with the donkey, as long as he first said something casually in front of the donkey that people did not understand, and then tried every means to make the donkey hum the sound, if the donkey did not make a sound, he could pinch his ears with his hands, pinch his skin, turn his eyes, and at the moment when the donkey made a sound, pretend to be listening with his ears, and that's it.

Daifuku right saw through this method, claiming to be a Daifuku immortal, went to the donkey and talked to the donkey, he saw that the donkey's belly was unusually large, and calculated that the donkey would produce twins.

The three of them are all great immortals, and they can all talk to donkeys, and some of the people support the Dafu immortals, saying that they will have twins.

Wang Dashi also tried it at this time, he pinched his fingers and calculated, and then said something nonsense, pulling up the donkey's ears, but the donkey didn't snort. Wang Dashi thought for a while: "It must be that there is no effort, the donkey does not feel pain, how can it bark!" So, Wang Dashi exerted his strength again. The donkey screamed and got up from the ground.

The crowd was shocked.

At that moment, Wang Dashi was at a loss, and he didn't know what to say to convince the masses of this situation.

The Wind Wandering Monk said, "The donkey was angry just now!"

Wang Dashi nodded, followed the words of the wind wandering monk, and said: "Yes, the donkey is angry......!

"Raw, give birth to what?"

Wang Dashi was a little nervous in the face of this kind of occasion, and spoke incoherently: "Raw, angry, angry will not be born!"

"If you're angry, you won't give birth?"

As soon as these words came out, the crowd was surprised, the donkey's belly is so big, if it is not born, is it not stillborn? No wonder, no wonder the donkey has not given birth to a cub in the belly for two years, it turns out that the donkey is often angry!

The woman cried and walked to Wang Dashi: "This is great, great...... This man of God, you are the youngest here, and you are the most accurate, the donkey has not given birth to a cub for two years of pregnancy, you have to help us think of a way!"

Wang Dashi looked at the donkey that was about to lie down, and remembered the experience of learning "livestock" with Mr. Zhang. Although he didn't learn any skills from Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang drove the donkey's cart every time he went to the countryside and alleys. I remember the first time I met Mr. Zhang, I was feeding the pigs at the door of my house, and the donkey with a big belly went to grab pig food to eat...... At that time, Mr. Zhang said that his donkey was pregnant with a pony, and said that after two months, the donkey had cloudy eyes, an oval buttocks, mixed blue, liked to be intimate with foreign animals, and had a strong temper, and would give birth to a cub.

The donkey in front of him was as Mr. Zhang said, with a round and tall buttocks, bulging to the sides, and appearing obviously blue and purple. Wang Dashi thought, since he didn't give birth to horse cubs or donkey cubs, what would he give birth to? Donkeys, horses, and mules all look much the same, probably mules.

The woman looked at Wang Dashi.

Wang Dashi was still a little hesitant, it was not good not to say it in front of everyone, and it was not good to look at everyone's expectant eyes without saying it, he muttered and said: "Donkey, donkey, donkey just told me that he had been angry before, so he never gave birth, and when he is no longer angry and calms down, he must give birth to a mule!"

"Mule"

The eyes of the crowd widened.