Chapter Twenty-Four: Idle and Idle, Let's Take a Walk Around the Forum
Qingyun Gate, Mozhuyuan, backyard.
Under the bright sunshine, the seasonal flowers bloom, attracting bees and butterflies to buzz and dance, the charming fragrance fills the air, and a small flower pavilion stands in the middle, and a pair of young boys and girls are sitting as quiet as water.
"Ergouzi, you were laughing so obscenely just now, are you thinking about something weird?"
Cheng Lin'er ate the secret potpourri cake brought by Jiang Ping, looked at the smirking Jiang Ping and asked.
"I just thought of something happy about me. ”
Jiang Ping came back to his senses and replied casually.
"Actually...... I'm pretty happy, too. ”
Cheng Lin'er lowered her head, took small bites of potpourri cakes, and glanced up at Jiang Ping from time to time, with a happy smile on her little face.
Hey, where did you go, I just had a chat forum!
Jiang Ping knew that Cheng Lin'er must have wanted to be crooked again, but he couldn't explain anything, but he just felt that he had inexplicably carried another pot.
Hey, as good as me, every word and deed can stir the girl's heart, and when I return to my original appearance in the future, how should I deal with those wild bees and butterflies, and the beautiful young ladies who are pouring in like a tide?
It's so distressing!
Jiang Ping couldn't help but sigh at the sky.
Seeing that Cheng Lin'er had changed her lively temperament and became shy, Jiang Ping knew that Elder Cheng had definitely told her the news.
But that's okay, everyone stayed quietly, and he could be considered to have completed Elder Cheng's task.
It's just that Elder Cheng came over in order to persuade him, saying that his daughter didn't think about tea and food in the house, and she cried to the mirror from time to time, how could she be pitiful.
As a result, when he came over with the carefully prepared pastries, he happened to see Miss Cheng nibbling on crystal pig's trotters, watching Elder Cheng perform hand-cutting watermelons, and applauding from time to time.
That scene, not to mention how embarrassing it was.
Fortunately, the old man Cheng Da was thick-skinned, so he directly skipped the matter and let the two of them enter the backyard, opening a simple world of two.
Since Cheng Lin'er didn't speak, Jiang Ping naturally continued to visit the forum.
If it weren't for the fact that he didn't know what the reason was, he could only watch and not speak, he would have rolled up his sleeves and fell in love with this group of sand sculptures on the forum.
However, although there are many sand sculptures on the forum, there are also a lot of news, and it is much faster than in reality.
With just one click, you can get acquainted with the interesting facts of the Three Kingdoms.
For example, this article last night a certain regent of Qin State stayed in the harem, which led to the murder of the folk opinion, and today people in Zhao State know it clearly.
When it came to the third expansion, the first-class guild Xingchen Guild took a fancy to this function of the forum, and also created a player version of Bai Xiaosheng, who was responsible for delivering messages and newspapers, and immediately made a lot of money.
Later, many guilds copied it, but because the personal limit was too low, customer information was often leaked, and the staffing was insufficient, so it was impossible to lay out the entire map, and there was the Star Guild Zhuyu in front, which basically formed a monopoly trend, and most of them collapsed in the middle of the road.
The hottest posts on the forum right now are two.
One is the previous pinned post, the monk who chose the disciple to ask for help posted by the amorous teenager, or updated daily.
Looking at the reply to the post, there are really nearby players who go to save the amorous teenager, and I don't know if it's for the fun or for the carriage and horse expenses of a hundred taels of silver.
In short, the end was extremely miserable.
Especially one of the sand sculpture players, carrying a kitchen knife, shouted at the NPC on the street, give the master to death!
Then he was slapped into meat paste by a large mudra on the spot, and he walked very happily and peacefully.
The rest of the players have also used poisoning, traps, and drugs, but unfortunately they were identified one by one, and then they were all found out, and they were shot to death directly, the action was simple and skillful, not at all like a Buddhist monk who was about to die, and the limit had arrived.
Let other people who think that Buddhism have compassion, and no matter how bad the result is, the player who will not die was instantly poured a basin of cold water.
This is a Buddhist monk, it's a hellish Shura, and he kills people without chanting sutras.
The amorous boy immediately realized that he was not going to be a monk at all, but to go into the wolf's den.
The back is his daily diary.
"On the first day of captivity, there was no food to eat, hunger. ”
"On the second day of captivity, there was no water to drink, thirsty. ”
"On the third day of captivity, I was so sleepy and wanted to sleep. ”
"On the fourth day of captivity, I gave birth to a worm. ”
And then the reply below is all "???"
However, the amorous teenager quickly gave an explanation, it turned out that he was not the son of the richest man at all, but just a person with a special physique, who was given to the richest man to raise when he was very young, just to cultivate the worm in his body.
Now that the worm has been born, he, the owner, is useless.
At the end of the post are the last words of the amorous teenager:
"Lao Tzu knows that the system will never give me this kind of European emperor status, Made, damn old monk!
Poisonous Gu Black Monk, right, Lao Tzu remembers you!
I'll be back!"
This concludes the post.
Jiang Ping touched his chin, he already had some fine fluff in his adolescence, and it was itchy to the touch.
Poison Gu Black Monk, one of the protectors of the outer gate of the Demon Gate, a grandmaster-level martial artist who opened the Heavenly Gate, has the technique of poison Gu in one hand, even a martial artist who is one realm higher than him is quite tricky to deal with.
Jiang Ping can remember him entirely because some Gu worms are excellent ingredients, and they are good at handling some unique medicinal diets.
The amorous boy was a player he hadn't heard of in his previous life, but he had his eyes on such a big boss at the beginning of the game, and he could foresee his tragic future.
These NPCs are not simple and intelligent AI, they can't beat and run, and they will call friends, and if they want to push down such a boss, only the professional players of those big guilds can complete it together, and they may not be completely sure.
The second post is much simpler, a real European emperor player, or a professional female player, a female sword fairy with tens of millions of fans in the game world - a page of red dust.
This woman is said to have been born in a martial arts family, since childhood martial arts, three or five strong men can not get close to her, at the age of sixteen strayed into the martial arts game world, is a hand of swordsmanship swept the entire martial arts world, is several popular martial arts games of the top of the combat power list.
In addition, he was born with natural beauty, white skin, beautiful long legs, gentle personality, and good speech, except for an airfield that seemed too rich, he could hardly find any shortcomings.
Therefore, there are many fans, and the replies under the post are basically licking the dog's face, and the words are so violent that Jiang Ping, an innocent old man, blushes and heartbeats.
But if you put it in your previous life, he is actually one of the many licking dogs, who makes people look good, and he is so good at playing games.
The selection of a page of red dust is not very large-scale, in fact, nine out of ten professional gamers will choose the regular start, they prefer to take everything into their own hands.
The story is old-fashioned and simple, that is, a page of Hongchen unintentionally saved a person, and then that person's identity is not simple, and she can be recommended to participate in the entrance test of the Great Sect of Ten Thousand Swords Villa of the Wei State Martial Arts.
At the end of the post, there is a page of Hongchen's personal game understanding.
She said that "Jianghu" is more intelligent and realistic than all previous martial arts games, so if you want to play deeply, you can't treat those NPCs as simple artificial intelligence, and it is best to treat them like real people, which is also the charm of virtual reality games.
Jiang Ping nodded secretly.
This game understands at least two versions ahead of ordinary players.,Only after everyone has experienced social beatings will you find out the abominability of these NPCs.,They are as if they are really people from another world.,None of them can be underestimated.。
However, everyone is immersed in the beauty of the prosperous era of red dust, and only God knows how many people can listen to it.