Chapter 52: Scaling the Pig's Head
After Du Ziteng woke up, it was like opening a conversation box that had not been opened for many years, and said something about his childhood. Wu Qin and Gu Zhengcheng listened very energetically, only Qin Xian'er frowned and pouted on the side. Because of these things, Du Ziteng didn't tell her.
The food on the table was replaced with a new one, and Qin Xian'er took out the good wine that had been treasured for many years from the cabinet.
"Well, it smells so good. Fairy girl, there won't be any more medicine in it this time, right?"
"I didn't expect Wugongzi to hold a grudge like this, why don't you beat Xian'er a few times to get angry?"
"Don't dare, I'm afraid that Brother Du will fight with me. ”
Qin Xian'er's face turned red after hearing this, and she poured three glasses of wine and handed them to the three of them.
"Well, that fairy girl, I really don't drink. Wu Qin really has a shadow on wine, he remembers that when he was a child, Wu Ying lied to him that it was water, and after drinking a large glass, he lay directly on the edge of the lotus pond and slept for a night. Later, when the lantern was lit, Wuying shook the wine gourd, and the wine in it spilled out, and the flames directly burned off one of Wuqin's eyebrows.
"How can a manly man not drink?" Qin Xian'er glanced at him without diligence.
"No, I ......"
"Brother Wu is still blaming me, so he doesn't appreciate his face. Well, I'll make a toast to make amends for my brotherless sins. ”
"Oops. Without diligence, Du Ziteng had already dried up a large glass of wine.
"Senior Brother Gu, you can explain it for me. ”
"Actually, I also want to see how my brother drinks. Gu Zhengcheng took a sip of the wine in the glass, "It's really good wine!"
"No childe, drink. ”
"No brothers, look at your face. ”
"Okay, I'll drink!" Wu Qin picked up the wine glass several times and put it back again, it felt the same as going to the execution ground. When he picked up the wine glass again, Qin Xian'er's eyes were quick, and he directly sent the wine glass to Wu Qin's mouth and lifted it vigorously.
"Goo Dong Goo Dong" A glass of wine was drunk without diligence. Before everyone could say that sentence of joy and massiveness, he threw himself directly on the table without diligence.
"No child?"
"No brothers?"
"No Senior Brother?"
Du Ziteng pushed Wu Qin's shoulder, Qin Xian'er poked Wu Qin's face with chopsticks, and Gu Zhengcheng said that the master is here. This is the task that was given to Gu Zhengcheng by Shi Wu Diligent on Zixuan Peak, and he must understand the master's movements while practicing, and report to him as soon as possible. Every time Gu Zhengcheng said these words, no matter how heavy he slept without diligence, he would wake up immediately. But this time it didn't seem to work.
"Brother Gu, let's help Brother Wu to the bed and rest. ”
"Good. Gu Zhengcheng didn't expect his senior brother's alcohol consumption to be so bad, and Qin Xian'er also covered his mouth and chuckled lightly.
Gu Zhengcheng and Du Ziteng were two of them holding one arm without diligence, and they were just about to exert their strength.
"Let go of me!Hiccup~"
The two of them looked down, and woke up so quickly, and all they saw were industrious eyes and red cheeks.
"Huh, it's delicious, I'm hungry. No, I'm thirsty. Wu Qin picked up the flask and took a few more sips, and his face became even redder.
"Hiccup, who are you?Oh, I see, you're the Great Elder's people, aren't you?Senior Sister, don't hide, I've seen you!" Wu Qin shouted at Qin Xian'er, who was bent over the table and was about to laugh.
"Yes, yes, junior brother, senior sister will come out. Qin Xian'er cooperated in a play.
Wu Qin squinted his eyes and shook his feet to look at Qin Xian'er, looking at Qin Xian'er a little uncomfortable, and he also reached out and hugged Du Ziteng's shoulder: "This senior brother, why did Senior Sister's breasts get smaller?" Although the voice was very small, it was still heard by Qin Xian'er on the other side.
Qin Xian'er was furious, stood up with her hands on her hips, and stiffened her upper body: "You tell the old lady what's small?!"
"Poof. Du Ziteng directly put it just now
The drink that was about to be crushed in his mouth was squirted out.
Wu Qin is still in a drunken and mysterious state, and normal people can see that the girl opposite is angry at this time, but Wu Qin is like a good gentleman who knows everything at this time.
He stretched out his hands in a daze, gesturing: "It used to be like this...... Whining. ”
Gu Zhengcheng hurriedly covered his mouth without diligence: "Brother Du, fairy girl, let's continue to drink, continue to drink." Ah!" Gu Zhengcheng's hand was bitten by Wu Qin.
"I'm going to drink it too!"
......
In the B&B by the dock, Yue Wushuang was sitting in the courtyard eating pastries and drinking fragrant tea. The owner of the B&B came over.
"Girl, my child is clamoring to go to the lantern festival at night. You see what you want to eat in the evening, I made it in advance and put it in the pot. Or what do you want to eat, after visiting the lantern festival at night, I will buy it for the girl. ”
"There is a lantern festival?!"
"Who's talking?!" the owner of the B&B looked around in fright.
"Auntie, don't be afraid, it's the maid in my house. ”
"I see, what does the girl mean?"
"Since there is a lantern festival at night, let's go for a walk. Where will the lanterns be held?"
"Ping'an Street in the city. If there's nothing else to do, I'll go down first. ”
"Auntie walks slowly. ”
"Your Highness, there will be lights. Huo Ying's figure suddenly appeared. But Yue Wushuang's eyes were very cold.
"Get on your knees!"
Seeing that Yue Wushuang was really angry, Huo Ying hurriedly bowed her head and knelt on the ground.
"Do you know why I put you on your knees?"
"The subordinates know. My subordinates are the shadow guards of His Highness, and I can't let others know about my existence except in times of crisis. The subordinates know that they are wrong, please punish Your Highness!"
"What else?"
"And?"
"How many times have you said that you have to call me Miss before you reach Evergreen. ”
"Yes, please punish the young lady. ”
"Get up, next time, I'll really send you back to your father. Okay, let's go inside and change my clothes, what's the matter with wearing this?
The maid in the house walked out: "Miss, I'm Xiaoguo." Didn't you say that Little Peach was sick on the boat?"
"Xiaoguo, you go and prepare a set of clothes, no, two. ”
"Yes Miss. "Xiaoguo went to the house to prepare clothes.
"Miss, I'll follow you in the dark. Huo Ying's voice came out of the air.
"Today, I specially approve you to show your face and go to the lantern festival with me. ”
"Thank you, Miss!" Huo Ying excitedly hugged Yue Wushuang from behind, but quickly let go. She knows that His Royal Highness has been an outsider since he was a child. At that time, the nephew of a baron in the palace was beaten into a pig's head by His Highness because he touched His Highness's hair. The baron also led his nephew to the empress to plead guilty.
Yue Wushuang's body stiffened, and before she could react, Huo Ying's hand was released. Looking at Huo Ying, who rushed into the room happily, Yue Wushuang smiled: "As for being so excited?"
Of course, as for the countries of the Central Plains, men are respected. But the Otsuki clan respects women, rich and powerful families can be a carefree young master at home when they have a son, but women have to preside over everything in the family. Huo Ying was born in the tribe that was responsible for training shadow guards, she has no childhood since she could walk, she has been learning and learning, training and training, assessment and assessment, and finally came to Yue Wushuang's side to become her shadow guard. Although she has experienced a lot of royal events, her energy is all on Yue Wushuang, and she rarely looks at the surrounding scenery. This time, being able to accompany Yue Wushuang's side to visit the lantern festival is enough for Huo Ying to remember for a lifetime.
Night. There were already several wine jugs poured on their table, and only two people present were sober, Gu Zhengcheng and Qin Xian'er, because they wanted to prevent the people around them from making trouble. No diligence is usually very slippery, but I didn't expect it
It's even more slippery when you're drunk. On the other hand, Du Ziteng hiccups and stammers when he speaks, and every time he is halfway through his words, he is scolded back by no diligence.
Originally, Du Ziteng's face was already red enough when he drank alcohol, but he was choked even redder by Wu Diligent. Qin Xian'er felt angry and funny on the side.
The sound of fireworks outside suddenly calmed down the bustle inside the house. Although there are candle lights, they are not as penetrating as the bright light of fireworks. The floor, the tabletop, and the head of the bed are all reflected in the specks of light.
"Oh, there's a lantern festival on the street today!" Qin Xian'er suddenly slapped hard.
"Shhh
"What? Lantern Festival? Let's go. "No diligence did not follow the usual path, and jumped out of the window.
"That's the backyard!" Qin Xian'er reminded in vain, will drunk people listen to others?
"Gu Gongzi, please take Brother Teng to the door and wait for me first, and I will pick up Wu Gongzi. After saying that, Qin Xian'er also jumped out of the window.
Gu Zhengcheng helped Du Ziteng to walk out, who did he know?
There is a banner every ten meters above the street of Ping'an Street, which reads "He Ping'an Lantern Festival". At this time, the streets were already overcrowded, and they were all walking side by side, and the shops had already taken up their positions in front of their homes. The vendors who usually walked around selling sugar gourds and some knick-knacks were also set at a certain point because of the crowd.
If you rush into the crowd, the thing will probably be damaged and stolen before it is sold.
The four of them also came to the street, and he and Du Ziteng hugged their shoulders, humming a song that no one could hear clearly. Gu Zhengcheng supported Wu Qinqin on the left, and Qin Xian'er supported Du Ziteng on the right.
"Ah, rascal!" exclaimed not far ahead.
"Catch the hooligans!" As soon as he heard that there was a hooligan Du Ziteng, he rushed over, but it turned out to be the opposite direction, Qin Xian'er looked at Gu Zhengcheng apologetically, and turned to chase Du Ziteng. It stands to reason that with so many people, Du Ziteng should not be able to run far, but as soon as he turned around, he disappeared, Qin Xian'er had no choice but to put on a veil and jumped to a high place to look for it.
At this time, the place where the incident occurred was surrounded by a group of people watching the excitement, in the middle was a little girl with a ball head, and an uncle with a face full of meat, and he knew that he was very rich by looking at the clothes he was wearing.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this shameless rascal!" the little girl yelled angrily at the man.
"Little girl, don't be a fool, speak with evidence. The cross-meat man shook the folding fan in his hand and said with a wicked smile.
"You!" the little girl's face flushed, did she say that he touched her ass in front of so many people? The little girl was already so angry that she forgot that she had run out secretly without a guard.
"Whose pig came out? This has a good skin, burp, but unfortunately the pig's head doesn't look very good. Belch. No diligence hiccups as he walks out. The people around me were also amused by the words of no diligence.
"Where did the drunkard come from? Get out, Uncle Ben doesn't care about drunks!" the cross-meat man opened the folding fan and blocked his nose.
"Haha, hiccup, you also know that you don't look good, and you cover your face. It's useless, you're in a bad mood by appearing here, what's more, Hiccup, you're also doing hooligan things, Hiccup. Wu Qin stepped forward and grabbed the man's hand, broke it open and saw that there was a sachet in his hand.
"Hiccup, little sister, Hiccup, this sachet isn't yours. ”
The cross-meat man's face couldn't be hung up, and he knew that he wouldn't take the other sachets on this girl's waist after touching it. The man was about to speak.
"Bang Bang Bang"
Wu Qin snatched the fan in his hand and fanned his mouth, but after ten breaths, this man really became a pig's head. Wu Qin threw the sachet back, and walked away with Gu Zhengcheng. There was no excitement to see, and everyone began to play on their own, and the previous open space was full of people again.
The little girl came back to her senses: "Hey, Childe!" she hurriedly got into the crowd and chased after her.
(End of chapter)
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