Chapter 96: The Correct Way to Open the Bear Monster
Since he was so poor that he was so poor, it was naturally difficult for the knife to enter the sheath, so the mouse king first wiped the stone bench with the corner of his clothes, and then looked at Wu Guo and Cai Suzhen pitifully.
"King Mouse, you don't have to be busy! There is no doubt that although Cai Suzhen will not dominate the crowd, he will definitely not sit on it!" "What are you sitting ......on?" Who dares to sit! I have this tiger stripe suit...... It's a bit weird, but it's clean!"
"King Mouse, your family...... Anyway, it's also a family of thieves! It should be very rich...... Isn't there anything else of value other than the night pearl on the wall?" Wu Guo first looked up at the night pearl on the wall for a long time, and then walked around, secretly using his toes to test the hardness of the ground with every step, and a pair of eyes kept sweeping around, just hating to dig three feet into the ground! "The main thing is that you will follow us to the Central Plains in the future! Those gold and silver treasures are also blind if they stay in this cave!"
"What am I lying to you about! In these years, there has been a shortage of soldiers, and even the landlord's house has no surplus food...... Thief at home...... There is no treasure!" The mouse king spread his hands and said bitterly: "Although grandpa sneaked to the Central Plains several times to steal when he was young...... But those calligraphy, paintings, antiques, gold and silver treasures in the Central Plains...... It's useless in the land of demons! Grandpa is not stupid, what are you doing carrying some useless things all the way back!"
"Phew! What a shame! The little bad guy is really poor and crazy now, look at his posture, I just can't wait to turn the whole little mouse's house over and touch it!" Looking at the face of the wealth fan who harmed people, Cai Suzhen secretly gritted his teeth and turned a pair of big eyes into the sky!
That's exactly it!
How can a face-saving little villain know such a little bad guy who is obsessed with money!
A faceless hater who hates the earth without a ring! He just hates to turn the whole ground over in search of treasure!
"Don't worry! Think about it carefully! Since your grandfather has infiltrated the Central Plains several times, although he has never stolen gold and silver treasures, but those elixir magic weapons of the human race or something...... Have you ever stolen one or two?"The gap between the ideal and the reality is so huge...... Wu Guo naturally found it difficult to accept this cruel truth, thought about it, and asked in a thief's whisper.
Grandpa once brought back a pig iron stick in the Central Plains, but according to what he said later, that iron stick can only be used if the true qi of the human race is triggered, and our demon clan has never only refined the body and not practiced qi, so naturally it cannot be used, so it has been thrown in the corner...... It seems to be rusty!Yes, yes, yes, that's it!Brother Guo, you can pull off the layers of cobwebs in the corner of the wall, and you can take it out!" The mouse king's eyes lit up, and he pointed to a non-striking burning stick in the corner of the wall, and then carefully reminded: "Brother Guo, be careful, what did grandpa call that burning stick 'electric batons'......"
"......" Wu Guo suddenly had a black line on his face, and hurriedly walked over to take a look, don't you say it...... It's really a swarthy burning stick!
"Grandpa told me that when he was young, he once slipped through the southwest Jianmen Pass and entered the land south of the Yangtze River, but was chased and killed by the Dog King with the masters of the Yanyulou on the way...... I heard my grandfather say that this magic weapon will emit lightning one after another under the urging of the true qi of the human monks! No matter how subtle the light exercise method is, it will be numb and crispy when it is scratched by lightning! It is a very difficult magic weapon!" "Timid as a mouse...... He's just an authentic little mouse! The Mouse King looked at the black burning stick at this time, and seemed to still have palpitations: "Grandpa hid this magic weapon far away after suffering several big losses, and then stole it while those monks were unprepared! Although we can't use it, we can't let it stay in the hands of the monks of the Yanyu Building and continue to plague the demon compatriots!"
"Oh yes, that's what a hero sees...... I'm naturally a hero, those bad things in the Yanyu Building are all bears who can only eat dry rice!" Wu Guo was taken aback, bent down and carefully touched the burning stick with his hand, and it was immediately a hand of pitch-black rust! "I used the Lightning Tribulation to destroy the Blood Shadow Demon King with great difficulty before, I don't want to have such a treasure in the Yanyu Building, it is really the first wealthy family in the rivers and lakes! Well, it seems that lightning or something, it is really a necessary thing for home travel and dealing with demons! Alas! Such a baby was thrown in the corner by the mouse king and rusted...... It's a terrible thing!"
"Legend has it that thousands of years ago, there was an endangered thunder and lightning beast that broke through the border pass into the Central Plains, the beast was not only infinitely powerful, but also had two horns on its head that were as hard as iron, it shook its head, one horn could cast thunder, and then shook its head, one horn would be discharged! It was very vicious and difficult to deal with! It ravaged the Central Plains for a long time, and finally was surrounded and exterminated by the masters of the Yanyu Building. There was a strange person in the Smoke and Rain Building who sawed off the two horns on the head of the thunderbolt beast and then ground them into powder, and then mixed them with thousand-year-old black iron, and finally cast two superb magic weapons. For those rumors and allusions in the rivers and lakes, the queen who has always been a green lantern with a sword code is naturally well aware, she also walked over curiously at this time, looked at the rusty burning stick, and said very uncertainly: "Those two superb magic weapons are in the shape of nine-section whips, and later they were called 'thunder and lightning double whips'! Under the urging of the monk's infusion of true qi, one whip will be thunder, and one whip will be discharged! If the two whips are combined, it is even more thunder and lightning, and the power is infinite!" The two nine-section whips have always been the treasures of the Yanyu Building, but I don't want to be stolen by the Rat King......! No matter how you look at it, it looks like a burning stick! Don't be stunned! Wipe it clean!"
"Oh! Can't wipe it! That's it! If it is wiped clean, revealing the true face of Lushan, what should I do if I am recognized by the people of Yanyulou! Hehe, this is really a treasure! If I hold it in my hand for Minglou in the future...... Wouldn't it be like a tiger to catch whoever has been arrested!" Wu Guo took the nine-section electric whip that was covered with rust and was already unrecognizable a few times in his hand, and said with a smile: "Mouse King, you can use that head-hugging mouse footwork now! Hehe, let me try the power of this magic weapon!"
"Don't! Since the little cat girl occupied the deep pool behind the mountain, I have eaten the last meal every day and have not eaten the next meal, where can I still have the strength to exert any light skills!" The mouse king suddenly said with a bitter face, and suddenly begged with a hippie smile: "Brother Guo, since this burning stick is a treasure, it's okay if you take it...... Can you give me another pine cone to eat?"
"Phew, you snack who can only bargain!" Wu Guo shook his head, took out a pine cone from his sleeve and threw it to the mouse king, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly asked: "The mouse king, as a thief family, naturally have to learn some indiscriminate methods from a young age...... I wonder what kind of sweat medicine you have hidden in your house?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes! That sweat medicine was also stolen by Grandpa in the medicine depot of Yanyu Building before! The name is 'Immortal Pour'! I heard Grandpa say, no matter which one it is, as long as the human race is not able to cultivate to the Yuan Infant and the demon is not at the king-level realm, after eating a little, he will be unconscious!" The little mouse first carried the precious pine cone into his arms, and then ran under the stone bed to rummage through it, and finally carefully took out a small gourd and handed it to Wu Guo like a treasure.
"What kind of immortal might be able to fascinate that cave-guarding bear monster?" Wu Guo took the little gourd in his hand and looked at it over and over for a long time, frowning.
"That old bear monster is only a general-level realm, so naturally he will pour it after eating! It doesn't take much, a little powder poured out of the gourd is enough for him to stand it!" The mouse king laughed quietly, but after thinking about it, he said suspiciously: "But no matter how stupid that old bear is, he won't be stupid enough to take sweat medicine! Besides, you can't get close to the Tongtian formation, how can you stuff sweat medicine into the old bear monster's mouth!"
"Hehe, I have a clever plan in my heart! Isn't there a big carp in the pool behind the mountain that is about to become a fine carp? After that, we will use that as a medicine primer!" Wu Guo turned back and forth in the stone room a few more times, and finally frowned, and thought about it! His eyes turned again, and he secretly glanced at Cai Suzhen, who had been standing lightly on the side, and said strangely: "Zhenzhen, why don't you talk this time?" According to your habits, every time I think about it, you should raise the bar with me with an unconvinced face!"
"Phew, what a pole to lift! If you don't lift it well, you will hold your hand again...... From now on, I will never lift it again!Hmm! Let that Five Elements Mountain directly crush you to death!" Cai Suzhen took a bite of the harmful fruit, and secretly hated in his heart: "Eat a trench, grow a wisdom! You really treat me as a tendon! I used to raise the bar with you...... Besides, it's just an old bear monster with a rigid brain, and if you have a bad stomach, you will always find a way to get rid of him!"
"Brother Guo, have you come up with any good ideas?" said the Mouse King curiously.
"Of course! I remember hearing as a child how hunters in the Far North devised the hunt of white bears. Seeing that the eldest queen refused to take the bait after learning to be obedient, Wu Guo patted the little mouse seriously, and shook his head and said proudly: "They first poured the blood of the prey into a bucket, and then set up a double-edged sharp knife in the bucket, and waited until the blood congealed into ice...... And then that and that...... Haha! Now I'm like a cat and a tiger...... The demon is one foot high, and the road is one foot high! Although that old bear monster is dedicated to taking care of the family and nursing home, Brother Guo, I still have the right way to open it in my heart!"
"Oh! Grandpa is right! The Terrans are really cunning and difficult! No! What is this called harming people...... It's very cunning and difficult!" The little mouse turned pale when he heard this, thought about it, and said worriedly: "But the land of demons is not the land of the extreme north after all, after we put the big carp in the bucket and sprinkle some sweat medicine...... Where are you going to find ice?!"
"Phew! You still need to look for it! This sister Cai of yours is born with a big ice cube!" After Wu Guo raised his hand and gave the little mouse a burst, he peeked at the big queen's unkind face, and hurriedly changed his words: "You don't know, she usually practices the Frost True Qi, don't you believe it?" She will freeze you into an ice sculpture mouse with her little fingers now!"
The Mouse King immediately shuddered a few times with excitement!"It's really bad luck to get home today!...... Rats sit at home, and disaster comes from the sky! How come two such powerful Terran masters came down from the sky! One catches and harms whom, and the other freezes whom...... I can't live this day!"
"Phew! Look at the sneaky appearance of the two of you! One has a thief's eyebrow and the other has a rat's eye! It's also a perfect match!" Cai Suzhen's apricot eyes suddenly shot out a series of ice and snow cold light! "Anger me one day! Freeze both of you into ice sculptures and feed them to the old bear monster to eat! Hmph! You two are like two grasshoppers tied to a rope, and no one wants to run!"
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