Legend has it that after two peerless masters meet, they will fight in the dark, and the sun and moon will be dark...... This time, the two military divisions, one old and one young, finally met head-on, and naturally they had to come and go, arguing with each other!

The masters of the rivers and lakes use the swords in their hands to fight the male and female;

A belly with big eyes...... No, it's the Great Yan Sutra! A belly is hidden and jumped into a well...... It's a chess jumper!

I said, how could these two people be so difficult! After making trouble for a long time, it turned out that they were two people who could recite scriptures!

I said, how could these two people have a good heart! It turns out that they have been chanting together thousands of miles away before, and playing with the Demon Saint in the pit!

Your scriptures are scriptures, and my scriptures are also scriptures!

Don't say anything, read each other ten taels of silver first!

What's wrong with cultural people? Cultural people also have tempers!

If I don't give you a little color, you've even started a dyeing shop!

At the same time, every family has a difficult scripture!

Now let's see whose scriptures are more difficult to read!

There is a sky outside the sky, there are people outside the world, and the two most proficient people in the world have met together...... Even if it wasn't Mars hitting the Earth, in the end, we had to see who frothed at the mouth of the other party and was unconscious!

Cherish life and stay away from chanting!

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"Well, nothing else...... The mentality of the little national teacher is excellent, and when he is depressed, he will sleep lazily...... At a young age, he is calm and calm, and he is not shocked by honor and disgrace, this is too rare, if everyone in the world has a good attitude of sensibility...... Where can there be so many troubles now!" After listening to the painful recitation of the generous scriptures, Situ Yan still had a breezy expression, stroked his beard for a long time, and finally sighed softly, "Zhou Gong is afraid of the rumor day, Wang Mang is humble and has not usurped the time......; Life is long, true or false, the little national teacher has been cultivated at a young age, and I just want to keep in mind what I said today in the long years to come, and I have always maintained this calm and peaceful good attitude...... Compared with the small national teacher, the old man is now at sunset, and his body has always been weak...... To put it mildly, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the last years of the wind and candles...... I don't want anything else in my heart, I just want to completely pacify the demon and demon clans in my lifetime!"

Ahem! Here we are! I haven't finished talking yet! Situ Yan has already vomited bitter water!

Your scriptures are full of vigor and vigor, but my scriptures are already the sunset...... You just raise your noble hand once, and now help me destroy the demons and demons!

"......" Things in the world are so strange, when Situ Yan suddenly showed weakness, Wu Guo was not calm anymore, a pair of small eyes sneakily aimed at Situ Yan, but he continued to say beautiful words in his mouth, "Since the words have been talked to such a point now...... Then I'll also make a solid deal with you, Uncle Situ! Now that I've come here...... There is no turning back when the bow is opened! I don't have to say, I will definitely see the victory or defeat with the old devil of the Demon Saint! Then again, the world in front of us not only needs people who can recite scriptures, but also needs heroes to appear from time to time! Well, it is by no means the kind of red-mouthed and white-toothed boastful talk, but a hero who has proved himself with practical actions! Although I am not talented, my heart also yearns! When faced with foreign aggression, I will naturally use practical actions, even with my own blood to prove it to everyone! Right here, right here! Fight to the death and never retreat! Start with me!As for the end...... Either the Demon Saint dies, or ...... Bah, bah, bah! When I was excited, I was a little confused! Why can't I even recite the chess and dance scriptures! The final outcome must be the death of the Demon Saint! There will be no second one!"

"......" was very surprised, but Situ Yan didn't show much joy on his face, only a faint wry smile on the corner of his mouth: "This difficult harmful fruit! It's really a master who doesn't see rabbits and doesn't scatter eagles! He has now come here with his family, so naturally he is not here for sightseeing...... The beautiful words are a lot of cars, but they never talk about the important things...... This time, I not only need him to go into battle to kill the enemy, but also want him to persuade that little demon queen to go home before going into battle! I can't swallow a fat man in one bite...... Now that the power of the human race is limited, if the two demon races are always together...... This decisive battle is bound to be more ferocious and less auspicious! Everyone is mixed up in the rivers and lakes, and each other's hearts are like mirrors, but now he just insists on not letting go! Cough! Why is he not letting go of his mouth now? It is obvious that it is Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish to take the bait!"

Why is it so hard to ask someone to do something these days!

No matter who you ask to do, he will immediately raise Erlang's legs to give you a pair of eyes to look at the sky, and ignore it!

What should I do? Do I take the initiative to make some concessions and compromises? Or do I continue to talk to him with him in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner?

This harmful fruit, I know that he is difficult...... But I didn't expect him to be so difficult!

He is not the smartest person in the world, let alone the one with the highest martial arts and the best swordsmanship in the world...... But these did not prevent him from eventually becoming the one who jumped up and down, the only harmful fruit!

He is the smartest of the people, and he is the smartest of the smartest...... This son of the dragon giving birth to the dragon, the phoenix giving birth to the phoenix, Wu Guoshi and the wonderful fairy...... But it's my life!

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"Oh, Brother Guo! I haven't seen you for a while, why have you become so difficult now! Do you really want to be the Jiang Taigong who is willing to take the bait? Aren't you afraid that if you don't catch a fish, and finally come to another empty-handed, chicken-and-egg fight?" Seeing that his uncle stroked his beard again and was silent, Situ Hua's heart suddenly became a little anxious, and he went into battle with his uncle and nephew...... I had no choice but to roll my arms again, roll up my sleeves and shine on the stage!" "Contrary to your words, why is it useless for my uncle to say so much? Good medicine is bitter, why are you always a scoundrel who doesn't eat oil and salt!"

"Hmph! There are so many warlocks, who knows what kind of medicine they sell in their gourds! Well, let's not talk about what kind of medicine it is...... Even if it's a good medicine, you can't eat it indiscriminately! If you take the wrong medicine, not only will it be useless, but you will vomit and diarrhea, and you will foam at the mouth!" Although the cannibal flower said it righteously, Wu Guo rolled his eyes and said, "You can't talk nonsense, and you can't take the same medicine indiscriminately!" As far as I know, ...... There is a medicine in the world that you should never eat! Even if you are beaten to death, you can't take a bite!"

"What kind of medicine, why is it so terrifying?" Situ Hua was stunned for a moment, and then involuntarily asked curiously.

"Da Lang, take this medicine quickly......" Seeing the cannibal flower take the bait, the harmful fruit was a bright and evil smile on his face, "How about it? Are you afraid of this medicine? I will ask you if you are afraid!"

"Phew! I'll never talk to you in the next life!" This time, not only did Situ Hua spit hard with a red face, but even Cai Suzhen on the side stomped his feet and said hatefully, "Phew! Hurry up and get down to business! When is this happening! Why are you still fixing those strange moths!"

"Ahem, daughter-in-law, don't worry! As the saying goes, you have to eat your meal one bite at a time, and you have to say it sentence by sentence, this is not in a hurry!" Although his daughter-in-law was already dissatisfied, Wu Guo was not in a hurry at all, rolled her eyes, and laughed quietly, "I don't know if I don't listen, I am startled when I hear it...... I heard that there is a kind of romance drama dressed in science fiction outside...... Then why can't you watch a romance under the guise of martial arts now!"

I don't want to see romance under the guise of martial arts, not a person who can recite scriptures!

It's time for your own life!

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