Volume 1 Folk Thoughts Chapter 17 Write down

The four people behind Wang Dashi were lined up in a line, and if they were in the order of arrangement, Dongfang Mubai stood in the first place, and the questions raised by Leng Mushroom should be answered by him first.

Dongfang Mubai thought about it, and was about to say his reasons for joining the local sect and his personal opinions, but he was preempted by Dongfang Qingluo. Dongfang Qingluo tilted his head, looked at the slanting sun in the west, then turned around, faced the mushroom, took a step forward, hugged his fist and said: "I have been enlightened by a good teacher since I was a child, I am familiar with the four books and five classics, and I am used to learning the strengths of a hundred schools, and I am born with a unique talent. I will also study hard, study hard, and eventually possess my divine skills, cultivate the atmosphere, and live up to expectations! As for the statement and prestige of the local faction, why bother with the untruths of the outside world, the future will be long, and the day when I become a talent will definitely be the time when the local faction will be glorious!"

After Dongfang Qingluo finished speaking, he retreated to his original position.

Leng Mushroom looked at him and smiled, said hello twice, and didn't say anything.

At this time, Dongfang Mubai clenched his fists and said: "Join this sect, devote yourself to learning art, and in the future, you will achieve great skills, promote your own religion, make a name for yourself, and look down on the world!"

After Dongfang Mubai finished speaking, Leng Mushroom closed his eyes, then nodded lightly, and didn't say anything more.

It's Daifuku's turn to Daifuku Right and Daifuku Left, and the difference between these two is only one year old. Daifuku is fat, fat, able to speak, flat duck mouth, loud voice, never rigid, straightforward and fast-talking, in the eyes of Wang Dashi, he is the big horn in the village; Wang Dashi never thought that the two of them would still come to the local faction, they are really old-hearted and old-willed.

Daifuku flattened his mouth on the right, and took a step, he was like Dongfang Qingluo, first glanced at the west through the window, and then began to say: "Uh, uh, uh, according to me, this time it should be late, the weather is much cooler, the cool is in a hurry, the weather is cold and easy to get hungry......"

Speaking of this, he ushered in two sneers from the mushroom: "Hmph, it's mixed rice, it's a waste of asking you!"

Dafuyou didn't expect that Leng Mushroom actually guessed his thoughts, and immediately changed the topic: "Hey, as for the prestige of the local faction's statements, it is obvious to all, and the false claims to the outside world, then it will be like an autumn breeze, no matter who he says! As for us joining this sect, then ...... You see, such a big treasure hall, many places need to be cleaned and carved, I have nothing to do with chores, cooking, this is our old business, if you can learn a little bit of kung fu to steal chickens and dogs, I am still happy to accept it, maybe we can improve the food for everyone, guarantee, guarantee that you can eat three meals without leaving the meat!" After speaking, he nodded to the mushroom: "The old man of the mushroom, that's all, that's it, insignificant, insignificant." Hehe......"

The mushroom cane sank to the ground: "It's not as good as eating mixed rice, aren't you afraid that I will drive you out of the teaching!"

Daifuku smiled right and said: "Oh, is the master of the mushroom afraid that I can eat, eat the local faction, and once ate the oil dripping from the fat meat to kill two dogs, but that was once, once upon a time, and now, the stomach can only hold the amount of a chicken! Hehe, the great fairy Gu is a bodhisattva's heart, such a major event as the creation of teaching, how can there be a lack of one or two cooking and miscellaneous people in the teaching?" Seeing that the mushroom was angry, he immediately spoke euphemistically, looking flattering.

Master Leng looked at him and didn't say anything more.

When it was Dafuzuo's turn to speak, he didn't hold his fists, nor did he be polite, but he said concisely and clearly: "The local school starts from the people, it is the folk school, including the skills and arts, etc., this is the eclectic style of the local line, how can it be said that it is not pure? As for my participation in the local school, it is really because I am in a difficult situation, I want to eat a mouthful, I hope that the old man can help, but I am not eating in vain, I will definitely cooperate with the creation of the plan, obey the arrangement of the old man!"

After saying that, Leng Mushroom shook his head slightly.

The brothers Dongfang Mubai and Dongfang Qingluo spoke passionately and with high morale, while the brothers of Daifuku Right spoke straightforwardly and realistically. Now it's Wang Dashi's turn, he has never had the experience of speaking in public, and his heart has been trembling, but he can't say it on this occasion, he wants to say better, even if it's hypocritical. He just wanted to deal with the situation, and he didn't want to let the four of them laugh and tease him if he said something uneasily.

Wang Dashi has been weaving language in his heart, but he still doesn't know what to say, so he was stunned and didn't say anything for a while.

Leng Mushroom looked at Wang Dashi, who was in a daze and kept his head down, and shouted: "Wang Dashi, did you hear it!"

The sound exploded like thunder on Wang Dashi's head.

Wang Dashi was reprimanded by this shout, his whole body trembled, his face was hot, he became nervous again, and after a long time he said in a low voice: "Stunned, stunned, stunned, oh no, Master Leng Mushroom ......"

On weekdays, people say that Wang Dashi is used to being a fool, a fool, and a stunned person, and he is used to hearing it. Wang Dashi realized that he had made a mistake in his mouth, picked up his slap and slapped him in the face, only hearing two "pop" sounds, and then said: "I'm sorry, Leng, the mushroom master ......."

In fact, the Dongfang brothers and the Daifuku right brothers had already laughed.

Wang Dashi looked at Master Leng Mushroom and thought, "Alas-Wang Dashi, don't be nervous, say it slowly, if you don't say it, Master Leng Mushroom won't accept you!"

The more I thought about it, the more confused I became, and I didn't speak for a long time.

At this time, the cane of the mushroom master sank to the ground again. This slammed down, how powerful, only to hear the sound of "bang", and suddenly felt a shock under his feet, which showed that the mushroom was so angry. Immediately, the four of them stopped laughing, and Wang Dashi also closed his mouth.

Wang Dashi's heart trembled even more, and he was afraid that he would be blamed by Leng Mushroom for not speaking, and was ridiculed by the four, so he hurriedly said: "I, I don't dislike the local faction that has just created a religion and recruited apprentices, even if the local faction has no reputation, no martial arts, skills, and magic that are best in the world, since I have entered the sect, that is the person in the sect, who is honored by teaching and humiliated. I...... Oh no, my family once had a big yellow dog, because the family was poor, often there was no food to feed it, but the big yellow dog has always been very affectionate, integrated into me and one, formed a deep relationship, and it never gave up on us...... I, I'm willing to be like this big yellow dog......"

Leng Mushroom was shocked when he heard this, nodded, pointed to Wang Dashi's head, and shouted without any softness and anger: "You go on!"

After another long pause, Wang Dashi continued: "I, oh...... I, I don't know much, I don't have a foundation in martial arts, my qualifications are not very good, I am not interested in martial arts, skills and strange arts, but my family is poor, and then I thought about it, I learned martial arts and skills, I can be a street performer, earn some money, find a big ass daughter-in-law to live, be able to support my family, and I can also strengthen my body...... If you learn strange tricks, you can walk the streets and alleys, heal your wounds, and subdue monsters and drive away evil spirits. This, this, this, enough!

After speaking, Wang Dashi looked at the mushroom master, and saw that the mushroom master did not express his position for a long time, and said tremblingly: "Leng, lengmushroom master, I ...... I, I didn't say enough!"

As soon as these words came out, they provoked the Dongfang brothers and Dafuku Right and Dafuku Zuo to laugh.

Dongfang Qingluo pointed at Wang Dashi and shouted: "Big yellow dog, hehe, stupid yellow dog......"

Wang Dashi listened to their ridicule and didn't dare to look at it.

I said Wang Dashi, you stuffed donkey feces and horse manure in your mouth, or your mouth was wrapped in a stinky foot cloth, why are your words so tasteless!"

Wang Dashi looked at Dafu right and said angrily: "Don't say it!"

Leng Mushroom listened to what a few people said, nodded, and silently muttered in his mouth: "Conceit, inaction, and perfection...... and sighed: "Alas, goodness is the foundation of everything, and it is also the foundation of learning martial arts!

Wang Dashi was silent in his thoughts, and only heard that "those who are good, the sky will not deceive" silently recorded in his heart.