Chapter 262: The Monk and the Comb
When ......"
The military judge said that blood suddenly overflowed from the corner of his mouth, but he couldn't say anything.
The cold sword in his chest kept pouring out filthy toilet energy, but he suddenly felt that there was a strange evil aura in the filthy power, which was hiding in the filthy power and wantonly invading his body.
Rampage through the body, first polluting the divine power, and then beginning to destroy the body.
Unlike the simple pollution of the power of filth, evil qi is more destructive and causes more damage to the body.
The military judge looked flustered, it was the first time he had encountered such a situation, suppressed by the power of the three mountains, and there was a filthy power and evil qi in it that constantly destroyed the body, and he couldn't resist at all.
On the other side, the situation of the night wandering god was not much better, and he also felt that he was suppressed by a big mountain, but it was not the dragon, phoenix and tiger mountains that suppressed him, but the rotten peach mountain.
Flame Hebo took the opportunity to control it, and the two were also entangled together, and neither of them could get out.
"Tsk, two four-rank ghosts and gods! ”
Lu Yan smiled, his eyes switched back and forth between the two ghosts and gods of the military judge and the night wandering god, and finally walked to the night wandering god.
The net bucket suddenly appeared in his hand, and he said jokingly: "I remember that you were in Tongjun at that time, didn't you want to bring me to justice? ”
The divine power of the Night Wandering God and the Flame River Bo restrained each other, and they didn't have time to deal with Lu Yan at all, so they could only look at Lu Yan in horror.
He had already guessed what Lu Yan was going to do next.
The famous stunt of the toilet god - the net bucket buckle.
As early as when Lu Yan started in Peijun, they were like thunder about this stunt, and countless colleagues were terrified, but they didn't expect it to be his turn now.
Looking at Lu Yan, who was approaching, he couldn't help but tremble, it was better to die if he was deducted with a clean bucket.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yan walked around him and finally stopped behind him and took off his pants with one hand.
The night wandering god was even more frightened, and said angrily: "Shi Ke can not be humiliated, Lu Yan thief, what did you just do!"
"What are you doing?" Lu Yan had a weird smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Of course it's convenient for you." ”
Put the net bucket on the ground, slap the top of the night wandering god's head with one palm, and forcibly slap it on top of the net bucket.
Immediately, the night wandering god felt an irresistible suction from the net bucket, and then felt the golden vortex in the net bucket.
In his screams, his body disappeared into the net bucket, leaving only the stunned Flame River Bo at the scene.
"Has the Night Wanderer been put into a net bucket?"
Lu Yan laughed: "My net bucket is a treasure, how can it be as simple as pretending to be a person." ”
Solved the night wandering god, approached the military judge with a clean bucket, and he was even more frightened after seeing the fate of the night wandering god.
Toilet Jun Lu Yan is indeed a nightmare for all immortals, and he feels even more terrifying after seeing it today.
Take off your pants first, and then force others to be convenient, and be swallowed by the net bucket in convenience.
As for the situation in the net bucket, you don't have to think about it, you know that it is extremely filthy, and now it is his turn again.
looked at Lu Yan with fear, and said angrily: "Don't ...... No...... , I am the judge of the Great Chu Martial Arts, and I am a priest of the fourth grade, if you dare to insult me, Heavenly Court will punish you for your crimes, and hand me over to Heavenly Court or Yin Si. ”
Saying that, he suddenly thought of something, as if the last straw grabbed by a drowning man, and hurriedly said: "If I attack my colleagues without authorization, I will be suppressed for at least three hundred years and deprived of my priesthood, you don't need to risk killing me." ”
"Yes, it's true that it's not my opponent after three hundred years of suppression, but I don't want to!"
Lu Yan sneered, how could there be such a cheap thing, if he lost today, would the military judge give him the opportunity to be imprisoned?
I'm afraid he will just kill him and erase everything he has built.
Therefore, he had to make the military judge squat in the bucket, and he also had to imprison him in the bathroom and interrogate the secrets of the realm of the immortals.
"You can go with peace of mind, you will be much more stable when you die? . ”
Lu Yan forcibly took off the military judge's pants, pressed him on the net bucket, and disappeared again with the golden vortex military judge.
Unlike the Night Wanderer who was directly devoured by the toilet after entering the bathroom, the military judge was trapped in the clean bucket and was not flushed away by the toilet.
is a fourth-grade priesthood, holding the secret of achieving heavenly immortals, isn't it too wasteful to rush away directly.
"You...... What did you do to them!"
Flame Hebo retreated in horror and looked at Lu Yan in horror, as if he was the most terrifying devil in the world.
If you want to say that you can defeat the two four-grade ghosts and gods, after understanding Lu Yan, you can understand it knowing that he is well prepared.
But why take off someone's pants!
Do you want to humiliate others before you die? I've never seen someone take off someone's pants and humiliate someone.
And put people in the net bucket, is that where the four-grade ghosts and gods can stay?
Whether it is a military judge or a night wanderer, you don't have dignity, do you look good on your face.
Dragging people's pants and putting enemies in a clean bucket, these two fame spread, and who will associate with you.
Feeling the horror of Flame Hebo, Lu Yan was a little unhappy.
Fear him, or do you want to ruin his reputation?
The reputation of the toilet monarch for mercy and mercy is well-known, does Flame Hebo want to pour dirty water on him with empty white teeth?
Immediately approached the past, and asked coldly: "I can hear the discrimination against the toilet god from your voice, could it be that you don't look down on the toilet god?"
"No...... How is that possible!"
Flame Hebo broke out in a cold sweat, he was also put into the toilet at the beginning, and the pain still dare not recall.
Does he dare?
"How can I discriminate against the toilet god, it's too late to envy, the toilet god has a noble character, the net bucket is powerful, and the land god sect provides incense, if I am not the river god, I'm afraid I want to turn into the toilet god." ”
racking his brains to think of the words of praise, he didn't want to be put into the net bucket because he said the wrong thing, didn't he see that the military judge and the night wanderer entered the net bucket and didn't come out!
"It seems that I misunderstood you, you still yearn for the toilet god", Lu Yan nodded with a smile, stared at the flame Hebo and suddenly thought: "Since you like the toilet god so much, then also serve as the toilet god." ”
"Ahh
Flame Hebo was shocked, and then he was panicked, and secretly complained in his heart, how could he be the toilet god.
Could it be that the sycophant just now was too good, wouldn't it......
Immediately said with a bitter face: "The little god also wants to follow the toilet king, but as you know, the little god is from the West Sea, and he has to be responsible for monitoring the waters of Dachu, so he is really not suitable to be the toilet god." ”
After finishing speaking, he suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly added: "It's not okay to be concurrent, our carp species can't go ashore, otherwise we will be punished by the heavenly court and the underworld." ”
"Concurrently, there is", Lu Yan seemed to be reminded by the flame river, and said with a smile: "Then you will also serve as the god of the Liuli River." ”
"Liuli River toilet god, how to serve as a toilet god in the water. Flame River Bo couldn't laugh or cry.
"Of course you can, and there's more potential in the water!"
Lu Yan smiled weirdly: "Have you heard the story of the monk and the comb?"
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