Chapter 214 - Human-Friendly Toilet (Subscription Requested)
It stands to reason that the gods don't eat grains and grains, and there is no qi in their intestines, but Xiaolian gave up her life to serve the king, entered the palace, ate grains, and naturally had something in her stomach.
It's just that her mana is profound, and the things in her abdomen can be directly refined, but before she has time, she can't help it anymore after smelling the strange smell in the cold sword.
Xiaolian's face was blushing, this was something that had never happened before, it was really embarrassing, and she actually had a stomach trouble in front of Lu Yan.
These thoughts are only a momentary thing in my mind, and it is too late to hold my breath.
The strange smell in the cold sword had already penetrated deep into the abdomen, and seeing Lu Yan killing with the sword, there was no time to stop that strange feeling.
Bang!
Just as she couldn't advance or retreat, she suddenly exploded below, and a net bucket suddenly flew from the ground and rushed to her ass with unmistakable accuracy.
Thump!
Under the strong impact, the stomach couldn't hold back anymore, and it was convenient to use the net bucket directly.
Xiaolian's face was like ashes, she ...... She turned out to be convenient.
And it is in front of the landing words at the time of the battle.
For a while, life was worse than death, and I wanted to commit suicide directly on the spot, and my whole body trembled.
Just when she was embarrassed, she suddenly felt a strong suction force from the toilet under her buttocks, and without waiting for her to respond, she sucked her directly into the clean bucket.
"Ahh
A heart-rending scream sounded, and Xiaolian's face turned pale and trembled.
It's okay to be in front of Lu Yan, she ...... She even fell into the bucket.
And she was bound by a strange force, and there was that foul smell everywhere, not to mention her, I am afraid that any normal life could not stand it.
Lu Yan approached cautiously, he had been laying out for this scene for a long time, and finally achieved a satisfactory result.
"Do you dare to say yes if I call you? No...... , I'll let you get on my net bucket so that you dare to agree?"
His move was completely plagiarizing the purple gold gourd, and through the cooperation of the priesthood and the artifact, he forcibly trapped the convenient person in the net bucket.
The whirlpool taken from the mysterious toilet in the bathroom will teach Xiaolian to be a human.
The only pity is that the net bucket can only trap people and not kill, and they have to find a way to flush away the toilet in the bathroom.
But so what?
"As soon as the flushing sounded, another immortal-level woman disappeared, this feeling was really ...... It's so exciting!"
Put the net bucket in his hand and prepare to return to the bathroom, but he was still a little hesitant in his heart, Xiaolian was sent by the Bodhisattva, would there be any problem with killing it directly.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but groan, Xiaolian can be suppressed, but she can't kill directly.
The divine consciousness was immersed in the net bucket, observing the small lotus that was being carried by the whirlpool and constantly spinning.
Her face was full of pain and horror, and the intense stimuli made her body more and more sensitive, and her brain went blank.
"Poor little one, I am afraid that I have not suffered such a painful moment since I was born. ”
Lu Yan smiled, doesn't Buddhism pay attention to patience? This can be regarded as training for Xiaolian.
Stretched out his hand and patted it in the net bucket, and a lot of mysterious gas in the net bucket immediately poured into Xiaolian's body, and Xiaolian, who was dizzy, couldn't hold the idea of blocking it at all.
As more and more evil plague qi poured into Xiaolian's body, Lu Yan's special transformation of her body began.
Various mysterious runes were imprinted on Xiaolian's body, and the rules contained in the Toilet God Priesthood were used to transform it.
After some dazzling operations, Xiaolian's body had a lot of things, the most conspicuous of which was the internal structure, because Lu Yan used the toilet god priesthood to implant a toilet in his body.
"You were sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva, I can't kill you, but I can't say anything about turning you into a toilet Bodhisattva!"
Lu Yan laughed, threw Xiaolian out with a move in his expression, and fell directly to the ground.
It took a long time for Xiaolian to come back to her senses, looking around blankly, and suddenly woke up when she saw Lu Yan.
The white lotus automatically appeared at her feet, her eyes staring at Lu Yan, full of vigilance and hatred, she couldn't wait to eat Lu Yan's flesh and drink Lu Yan's blood.
Wrong......
She was about to fight desperately when she suddenly smelled a foul smell that she would never forget, it was the breath in the net bucket.
After sniffing it carefully, she found that the stench was emanating from her body, and she was immediately frightened.
The white lotus quickly emitted a breath of green qi to purify the body, but where was it purified, that smell had penetrated deep into the bone marrow.
Unless you abandon your body, you can't wash away the smell from your body.
"You...... What exactly have you done to me?"
Xiaolian pointed at Lu Yan in horror, what happened in the net bucket had almost become her nightmare, and what he couldn't accept was that this smell would stay with her for a long, long time.
Lu Yan spread his hands and said helplessly: "Don't panic so much, don't you want to incorporate the Lu God Sect? I just blessed you with the unique skill of the Land God Sect, the stench aura, how do you feel?"
"You...... You are shameless!" Xiaolian scolded.
It is true that she has become an immortal, but she is still a woman, and her body is still a lotus flower that is not stained by mud, but she has been exerted with this magical power.
It's better to live than to die!
Constantly washing her body with white lotus green qi, but the smell on her body did not decrease at all, but continued to increase with her movements.
Her eyes became more and more desperate, could she become a stinky girl in the future!
She was not reconciled.
Everything was Lu Yan's fault, Xiaolian gritted her teeth and said: "When I return to the Purple Bamboo Forest, I have my own Bodhisattva to cast spells for me, but if you dare to touch the Three Mountains, the end will never be better than mine." ”
"Yes, what is the secret of the three mountains of dragon, phoenix and tiger?" Lu Yan said "curiously".
"Secret?" Xiaolian said gloomily, "The secret that wants your life!"
"Oh...... Am I not alive?" Lu Yan teased.
Xiaolian was speechless, Lu Yan was right, the other party occupied the three mountains, but didn't they still be powerless with Lu Yan?
Can't the Bodhisattva himself come down because of this?
So what is the value of these disciples, at present, they really can't do anything with Lu Yan.
After this minute, she suddenly woke up, Zizhulin was indeed powerless with Lu Yan.
With the convergence of fate, they may even cooperate with Lu Yan for the sake of the overall situation.
In his heart, he was about to strike again, but after glancing at the net bucket in Lu Yan's hand, his eyes were full of fear.
I thought that the net bucket was just a natal artifact of the toilet god, which was nothing, but I didn't expect it to hide such a powerful ability.
In case she is put into the net bucket again, then she might as well be reincarnated directly.
"Good...... Okay, we'll see!"
The lotus platform at Xiaolian's feet suddenly rose into the air and flew directly towards the capital, looking in a trance along the way.
It was so well calculated, but how did it become like this?
flew all the way back to the palace, landed directly in the harem, stepped into the palace, and casually ordered: "Go and ask Your Majesty to come over, I have something important to report." ”
As soon as she gave the order to play, she found that all the palace maids and eunuchs were covering their noses and looking at her in horror......
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