Chapter 62: Breaking the Rules
At present, the bathroom has initially become intelligent, and it is controlled by the gods, the chip in the toilet is used for calculation and storage, and the audio and vanity mirror are displayed and played sound.
Lu Yan's biggest regret about this simple artifact is the lack of computing and storage capabilities.
Now he has a way to revolutionize computing and storage capabilities.
"With the fusion of computing and storage chips, the god of the toilet god seal will completely transform the computing and storage capabilities, and the god of the toilet will definitely be able to integrate the god of the toilet into the bathroom!"
A glimmer of light flashed in Lu Yan's eyes, and without hesitation, he threw the Divine Seal onto the toilet, and the Divine Seal suddenly exploded, turning into a ball of golden light and merging into the toilet.
The entire surface of the toilet bowl was flickering with mysterious runes, and Lu Yan's research in the past year could roughly recognize some rune meanings about the reincarnation of grains.
The god continues to communicate with the chip, and some mysterious and unknown change appears in the toilet, and it seems that the toilet bowl has begun to devour everything.
The picture of the county's toilets displayed in the vanity mirror disappeared, and was replaced by a constantly changing garbled code, which was not only like the garbled code when the computer crashed, but also like the heavenly runes and the rules of the world.
The change lasted for a day before it stopped, the bathroom mutation disappeared, and the vanity mirror once again showed the whole county's latrines.
Lu Yan's face showed a trace of nervousness, and the next moment was the fateful moment.
Once successful, he can leave the Dongyue Divine Throne, and even if he is removed from the Divine Throne in the future, as long as the bathroom is still there, he can retain the Divine Throne.
Slowly took out the letter of appointment from the county god of Xiao County, the seventh rank of power, and grabbed it in his hand, the letter of appointment dissipated and merged with the whole body, and the remaining divine power was integrated into the latrine.
Lu Yan slowly opened his eyes, and the connection with all the believers in the county was still there, and he could still absorb the incense freely.
"It's so dangerous, it's finally successful!"
Stepping towards the vanity mirror, the god position has been sorted out and displayed in front of the vanity mirror.
Name: Lu Yan
Divine position: from the seventh grade
Priesthood: The god of the toilet (Tianfeng), the city god of Quanxiao County
Believers: 5831
Incense: 9326
Divine power: 933
Magical powers: divination of sericulture, gain of Wenyun (congenital), stay away from the plague (thatched toilet), turn urine into rain.
Protect the city, reward the good and punish the evil, life and death, blessing and misfortune, and increase blessing and longevity
Artifact: Seven Grade Net Barrel (automatically repairing), Artifact Computer
"Mi Zhengxin is really that Mi Zhengxin, in the name of reward, but he doesn't even give a promotion, the right is temporary, and it is estimated that I will wait until I absorb enough incense before I can automatically turn positive. ”
Lu Yan sneered, no matter how high Mi Zhengxin's power was, he would never have imagined that he had a bathroom, and he could entrust the priesthood to the bathroom management.
In this way, not only did he not deprive him of the priesthood of the toilet, but also gave up the position of a county city god for nothing, and the city god is a prince!
The city god is the protector of the city, the county town god is equivalent to the county order of the yang world, and the heavenly court in order to facilitate the management of Shinto, the land jurisdiction is transferred to the county town god, so that the power of the city god is greatly enhanced.
The eyes stay on the four supernatural powers of protecting the city, rewarding good and punishing evil, life and death, blessing and misfortune, and increasing blessing and longevity, which are much more powerful than the toilet god.
There are still many small supernatural powers in the divine induction that have not been reflected, and it can be said that the strength has increased greatly.
"Mi Zhengxin, Jia Xiuxian, it's good, it won't be long before you know what a stupid thing you've done. ”
Lu Yan snorted coldly, ready to go out to take office, since the other party has set up the stage, of course he has to sing.
When he looked up, he accidentally saw Xu Cheng and the evil ghost staring at him blankly, and then he suddenly realized.
Waving his hand back, the picture of the county's toilet appeared in the vanity mirror again, and after doing this, he flashed out of the bathroom.
This time, he went to the toilet god yamen, stood at the door and watched inside, this was his first yamen, but unfortunately due to Mi Zhengxin's calculations.
Right away...... Soon he will be replaced by a bigger yamen!
When he entered the yamen, he found that the two classes of ghosts and the scribe Li Dao were there, which saved him from waiting time.
"Meet the Toilet God"
Li Dao and the eight ghosts hurriedly came over to salute.
Lu Yan sat on the Taishi chair and waved his hand: "Get up." ”
Immediately looked at the eight ghosts and one scribe, because the toilet temple was full of incense, their bodies stared, far beyond the ordinary ghosts.
Shen said: "There was a major event recently, Xiao County Chenghuang was killed by the Fengshan Ghost King, Yin Si had an order and ordered me to take over the position of Xiao County Chenghuang. ”
The ghosts were overjoyed when they heard this, and they were just about to congratulate and suddenly realized that something was wrong, the old man was promoted, but they belonged to the toilet god Yamen ghosts, and they had to stay here.
Although their lord is not very reliable and often does not see people, he is really good to them, not only is the supply of incense open, but there are not so many rules.
If they change to someone else, I'm afraid their good days will come to an end!
Lu Yan saw that the ghosts looked panicked, and naturally understood what they meant, and asked with a smile: "There is a way that clothes are not as good as new, and people are not as good as before, this time I went to the Chenghuang Yamen to take office, who of you is willing to go with me?"
"The little one is willing to follow the master"
The ghosts knelt on the ground again without hesitation, and it was better than anything else to be able to follow this master!
Lu Yan nodded secretly, they were all smart ghosts, and then he got up directly and said, "Come with me, I'll leave it to someone else here." ”
But he was secretly laughing in his heart, the yamen was handed over, and he was not to blame if others didn't need it.
The toilet god yamen and the city god yamen are both in the county seat, not far apart, the ghost walking speed is already fast, and it didn't take long to come to the city god yamen.
Lu Yan didn't look at the ghost of the guards at the door, and walked directly into the main hall, and when he looked up, Jia Xiuxian, the newly arrived god of the seven-grade toilet, was waiting in the lobby.
There is also an eight-rank ghost sitting next to him, judging from the official uniform, it should be the official stone of Xiao County's judgment.
Seeing Lu Yan come in, Jia Xiuxian and Fang Shishi got up at the same time to greet them, with smiles on their faces.
"Lord Lu, congratulations, from the functional god to the one who sits on the side, he has officially entered the ranks of the feudal officials. Jia Xiuxian congratulated.
Lu Yan's face was also full of smiles: "I am happy and happy, and in the future, I will be a god in the same county as Lord Jia, and I need more guidance from adults." ”
"Where is it, according to the Yin Si system, the boundary of Xiao County is dominated by Lord Lu. ”
Jia Xiuxian said righteously, but he was secretly proud in his heart, don't look at Lu Yan robbing him of the City God Priesthood, but in his heart, Lu Yan can't do it long at all.
And he also took Lu Yan's toilet god, thinking about the incense of the current toilet god in the county, he couldn't help but get excited in his heart.
Secretly observing Lu Yan's expression, seeing that the other party didn't know at all, he seemed to be still excited about the promotion, and his heart was even more proud.
When he saw the ghost behind Lu Yan and a scholar dressed as a ghost official, his face changed.
Pointing to the original toilet god and ghost messenger, he asked: "Lord Lu is not doing this authentically, you brought all the toilet god yamen ghosts, didn't you let Brother Wei guard the yamen alone?"
Although he didn't care about these ghosts, Lu Yan's actions made him dissatisfied, and he couldn't break the rules.