These two sentences of "cow playing the piano" and "talking about the cow" annoyed Hou Gongzi, he jumped off the high platform suddenly, and walked closer to the audience who were blocking in front: "Who are you?, which one-headed garlic came out of the crop field, find fault, do you want to pinch it!"

This Hou Gongzi is not much older than Hualan Ting, and Shan Tianchong did not show weakness when he heard this: "The fetal hair has not faded, and the milk smell has not dried." Who are you? Who do you care who I am, and I care who you are? After reading a few introductory books, I made a lot of nonsense here, misleading people's children, and Qimen Dunjia was ruined in the hands of you old-fashioned liars. ”

Hou Gongzi was furious: "You are a liar! Your whole family is a liar!"

He turned to the jade-faced boy next to him: "Big brother, this group of outsiders insulted me as a liar when the Qimen of Yangcheng was a liar, what do you say." ”

Before the jade-faced boy could answer, a coquettish voice came from outside: "What else should I do?

When the voice arrived, I saw a yellow-haired woman pulling another plain-shirted woman to pull away the onlookers and break in, while saying: "Get out of the way, let my sister see who dared to make trouble here on the first day, is it itchy?"

At this time, the surrounding people all gathered around, and everyone whispered: "There is a lively look, I offended the four sons of Dangyang, see how they end." ”

It turned out that the jade-faced son was called Jian Jie, the eldest grandson of the lord of the Lishan Daguan Pavilion on the outskirts of Dangyang, the yellow-haired woman was called Xue Tao, the plain-shirted woman was called Feng Lian, and the Hou Gongzi was named Hou Ding, all three of whom were descendants of the Qimen Dunjia Sect attached to the Daguan Pavilion.

The four of them are good friends, the relationship is irreversible, relying on the power of the sect, it is not possible to talk about doing all evil, but in this area it is also a combination of calling for wind and rain, arrogant and unreasonable, secretly people say "see blood and seal the throat, Lishan four fierce", people dare not say it clearly in front of people, and most of them are named after the four sons of Dangyang.

Jian Jie is a bit old after all, this Qimen Dunjia Conference was convened by his Grand View Pavilion, he didn't want to make a reputation for bullying outsiders on the first day, so he stopped Xue Tao, who jumped over and shouted, and said to Shan Tianchong and others:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the purpose of this conference is to promote the exchange of Qimen Dunjia Taoism, since everyone has different opinions, it is better for us to find a place to close the door and discuss it, and it is also a good thing to think about it. ”

After soliciting the opinions of Hua Lanting and Lin Xianjing, Shan Tianchong agreed to Jian Jie's proposal, and everyone followed Jian Jie and the four of them into a martial arts venue in the venue.

The door was closed, and the onlookers were muttering, guessing that this was to close the door and beat the dogs.

But this time they were wrong, Hou Feng and Xue Tao thought like this, Jian Jie was beaten by the elders of the family not long ago, and asked him to be more restrained during the conference, to focus on the overall situation, and not to offend the guests for nothing.

The two sides sat down, Jian Jie first appeased and suppressed the three Hou Ding, ordered people to serve tea, exchanged names, and said to Shan Tianchong to them: "Ranking Daoist friends are guests from afar, this Shan Dao brother sounds like he has a lot of knowledge about Qimen Dunjia, presumably you are also experts, it is better to meet by chance, it is better to collide and improve together." ”

Hua Lanting said on behalf of everyone: "The guest is as the host, Brother Jian Dao is the landlord, and I will listen to the respect, I don't know how to collide?"

Jian Jie said: "Bow first and then soldiers, attack and defend the military, let's talk about the idle days first, listen to your high opinions, if no one can convince anyone, then compare a few more tricks, theory combined with practice, victory or defeat is a trivial matter, can enhance communication, isn't it wonderful?"

Seeing that Hua Lanting did not object, Jian Jie said again: "But Shicai Shan Daoyou said that we are liars, this is a bit excessive, don't blame Hou Feng and the three of them can't suppress their anger, please explain one or two first." ”

Seeing that Shan Tianchong was about to start refuting, Hua Lanting and Lin Xian stopped him, although Jian Jie's words were hidden, but people were kind and good, so there was no need to choke head-on.

Hualan Ting looked up to the sky and played haha, using Tai Chi to push the hand to unload the force, avoid the heavy and light, take care of the left and right, and a thin mud, that is one of the four sons of the construction place.

Hua Lanting spoke first: "The four of you don't know that in our Xuan Immortal Continent, the word liar has developed into a neutral word, which has almost the same meaning as a specialist in a certain field. ”

"There is a saying that the scholars of the ancients must have teachers. Teachers, preaching and receiving karma to solve doubts. To paraphrase, a liar is about the same as a scholar. ”

Jian Jie almost squirted out a sip of tea, and said with wide eyes: "Brother Tai, I don't read much, don't lie to me." Today, if you don't explain clearly, a liar is equivalent to a professional, and don't blame my son for turning his face and not recognizing people. ”

Hua Lanting said: "In our secular world, there were people who reported to the government that there were too many liars and asked the government for help, so the lord organized a competition between liars and scholars, so that everyone could learn to distinguish between liars and scholars. ”

"The topic of the first game is the origin of heaven and earth, and the liars team up against our Dao Sect power. ”

"The liars talk about Pangu opening up the world and Nuwa making people from the soil, and the real Taoists are saying that one life is two, two is three, and three is everything. ”

It turned out that the juvenile Mengtong could not distinguish between liars and real people, and they were even more fascinated by mythological stories, and only the Xiucai knew that most of the ancient legends were deceived by children. ”

Lin Xian continued: "The second discussion is about the origin of life, and the liars talk about reincarnation and the immortality of the soul, and the experts and scholars invited try their best to prove that we humans evolved from apes in caves. ”

It turned out that the showmen were more inclined to believe in the story of the six realms of reincarnation, and asked the liar how he could see what his past life was, and only the people on the scene cared about the evidence that the monkey became a human. ”

Yi Liunian followed up and said: "In the third session, the liar and the Taoist priest discussed health and longevity respectively, and it turned out that the people, including the people, could not resist the deception of the liar, and it was easy to believe that mung beans and wolfberries could cure all diseases. Only the Gongsheng were unmoved and developed a strong interest in Taoist alchemy and qi refining techniques. ”

Zhuge Yun said: "The next one is about character and temperament, and as a result, the tributes and scholars can't distinguish between liars and Confucians, especially young people and women, who were soon dazzled by the astrological theory of touching the bones. ”

Hua Lanting continued: "In the last game, the officials and gentlemen personally played against the liars, and the result was more funny. ”

"At the beginning, it was the little liars who lost, because they were just amateur liars, but the big men were professional liars, and it was easy for the audience to believe that liars were liars. ”

But then, when the number one liar brought in, the situation changed. This big liar talked eloquently, cited the facts, and fearlessly accused the officials of being liars, and succeeded in convincing everyone below. ”

For no other reason, this big liar has already managed to change his form several times, he has been an official, and he has also become a university scholar after becoming a scholar. ”

Speaking of which, Hua Lanting concluded: "You see, the situation is very complicated. While some fields are easy to distinguish between liars and academics, others are extremely difficult to distinguish, and the more important the field, the harder it is to distinguish. ”

What's worse is that scammers have become scholars in their main fields of study through diligent learning of professional skills in order to confuse the real with the fake, while many scholars can't resist all kinds of temptations and turn to deception. ”

To sum up, it is impossible to effectively distinguish who is a liar and who is a scholar. Therefore, liars and professional scholars can basically use each other. ”

Jian Jie and the other four people on the opposite side were dumbfounded and stunned when they heard this strange talk.

The yellow-haired Xue Tao sighed in confusion: "Divine logic! But why don't I believe it so much?"

Hua Lanting replied with a firm face: "Everyone lied to me, I lied to everyone, everyone is a liar, this world is so realistic." Passing years, out of the list, try to show them examples. ”

"Come on", Yi Liunian said, "Girl, listen to me." ”

"The old father and the old mother will say: Child, bring the New Year's money, and I will keep it for you. ”

"The old master of the private school will say: Boy, if you tell me the truth, I will not tell your mother. ”

"The head will say: Hello everyone, this seat will take up a short period of your time, and I will say a few words. ”

"The top student will say: Ma Dan, I didn't do well in the exam this time. ”

"Master will say, "When you pass this level, you can relax as much as you want, and no one cares about you." ”

"Madame will say, 'Come on, come on, it'll be right away.' ”

"The guy will say: Big brother, I really didn't make any money from you, I sold it at the purchase price. ”

"Friends will say: It's good if people come, look at you, what kind of gifts do you bring? Walk slowly, I'll treat you to dinner another day. ”

After Yi Liunian retreated, Hua Lanting said with a serious face: "Miss Xue, in fact, you women are the biggest liars, and what women want to express is usually the opposite of what she said. Of course, you won't admit it, but it also shows that liar is not a derogatory term. ”

"Come, brothers, submit testimony to the court. ”

Lin Xian was surprised: "Oh, whatever you want." The meaning of the interpretation is -- why don't you listen to me!

Yi Liunian: "I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep." What it actually means - if you dare to say goodbye, the old lady will blow it up for you. ”

Zhuge Yun: "Okay, I won't bother you." The words in my heart are - let go of what you are doing, come over and coax me, coax me until I am happy!"

Hua Lanting: "That's really good, you go play, remember to have fun." In fact, he is gritting his teeth and shouting - why don't you die!"

Lin Xian was shocked: "I don't want to see you again." The original meaning of the translation was - now, immediately, immediately, come and hug me. ”

Yi Liunian: "You go to her! The subtext is - if you dare to go, you can try it, and my sister will let you try it and die!"

Zhuge Yun: "It's okay, I'm fine, I'm fine." This sentence can be understood as - I have something! I have something! I have something! Say something important three times!"

Jian Jie, Xue Tao, Feng Lian, and Hou Feng were all stupid, and they were dumbfounded.

Is this the legendary serious nonsense?

is so nonsense, pointing to the deer as a horse, but he said that the clouds are auspicious and the sky is falling, why do you think it makes sense, but you can't refute it?!