Chapter 608: Giggles
Beyond the Flying Rabbit immediately and decisively said:
"What kind of child do you want at an age when you should be struggling?!"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
"Uh..."
"Work hard, come on!"
Shen Tianqi hid his face, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a hole to get into.
However, Shen Tianqi also received the money, so he was thinking about how to divide the spoils at the moment.
So he said, "Ladies and gentlemen, now that the problem of the rabbit has been solved, please go back." ”
"It's time to eat, sleep, sleep, and tomorrow it's a new day. ”
Aoki Tianlong also said: "Yes, let's go back to sleep, those who have wives sleep with their wives in their arms, and those who don't have wives sleep with their pillows in their arms." ”
Bai Jinhu also said: "Yes, let's go back, Benhu is also sleepy." ”
So, everyone went back to their respective peaks.
Shen Tianqi and the red beauty finch returned to the house, and after a while, Aoki Tianlong, who was wearing a green shirt, and a platinum tiger who was wearing a white coat walked over.
Aoki Tianlong: "Hurry up, share the spoils." ”
Bai Jinhu shook his head and said, "Brother Long, how can a scholar's division of money be called a sharing of spoils? ”
Aoki Tenryu: "......"
The red beauty finch said a little excitedly: "Don't say it, this finch is a little impatient, master, why do you keep looking at me?"
"If you don't give it to me, I'll jump off the island, and I'll expose you about it. ”
"If the finch is in a hurry, it will bite. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
You're pretty self-aware when you ride a horse?
Shen Tianqi thought about it this time, and he would let go of the red and beautiful sparrows, after all, women...
In the movie, when in danger, the first person to scream is a woman, the second one is still a woman, and the third one is still a woman...
Shen Tianqi said: "This time, we have received a total of seven people, namely Tongtian Ape, *** Sheep, Xuanshui Turtle Snake, Archer Pegasus, Colorful Elk, and Beyond Flying Rabbit..."
Speaking of this, Shen Tianqi paused, and then said with a dark face: "The one who stepped on the horse, the Xuanshui Turtle and Snake, was obviously two people, but he paid one person's money." ”
"Look at other people, one person's money can only live for two people, and then look at other people, one person's money can only live for one person. ”
"That's the difference between having a woman in the house and not having a woman in the house. ”
"I didn't expect that there are so many single dogs in Heavenly Court..."
Aoki Tenryu: "Thank you, I feel offended. ”
Bai Jinhu said seriously: "Once the sea was difficult to turn into water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud." ”
"When fate arrives, it is here. ”
It's a pity that Bai Mouhu's fate seems to have been pinched. ”
"Insulated. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Aoki Tianlong: "This cultural tiger just doesn't talk the same way, if there is no object, there is no object, and there are so many words." ”
Shen Tianqi coughed and said, "Brother Tiger, the author of this poem you just read is a high-ranking scumbag. ”
"Unexpectedly, Brother Tiger also has the ambition to be a scumbag. ”
Aoki Tenryu: "Phew!"
"You can live with the scum monkey for the rest of your life. ”
Bai Jinhu was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly said, "Oh, I said something wrong. ”
"Do it all over again. ”
"Ask what the world is like, and teach people to promise life and death. ”
"This is the fate that this tiger yearns for..."
Shen Tianqi said with emotion: "I didn't expect you to have such a high standard. ”
"So, Brother Long, what do you want?"
Aoki Tianlong immediately smiled: "As long as it's a woman, it's fine." ”
Shen Tianqi was stunned for a while, "Brother Long, your request is not low." ”
Aoki Tenryu: "???"
"Hmph! Three old men, nasty!"
Red Beauty Sparrow snorted coldly and said, "Contemptuous Sparrow only likes Shen Tianqi's style all his life. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Aoki Tianlong muttered, "Spicy chicken Shen Tianqi." ”
Bai Jinhu pondered for a while and said, "The spicy chicken flew with the sky, and both fell into the septic tank. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Have I sinned against you, I have ridden a horse?
Just scolding me for no reason?
I...
What am I doing wrong?
Shen Tianqi suddenly felt a little pain in his heart.
The red beauty sparrow immediately said angrily: "I have the ability to say it again." ”
Aoki Tenryu: "I don't have the ability. ”
Platinum Tiger: "Seconded!"
Red Sparrow: "???"
Shen Tianqi hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, don't be poor." ”
"Didn't you notice that they were all off topic?"
Shen Tianqi began to calculate, "We collected money from six people, each person received six hundred taels of gold, a total of three thousand six hundred taels of gold, we have four people, on average, each person can get 900 taels of gold." ”
"Any objections?"
"If there is no objection, the money will be divided. ”
Aoki Tianlong immediately nodded and said, "No objection, hurry up and divide the money." ”
The red beauty finch also said: "Yes, yes, I have no objection. ”
Bai Jinhu stretched out his hand and said, "This tiger has objections..."
Shen Tianqi: "You speak." ”
"Wait a minute..."
The platinum tiger closed his eyes.
Shen Tianqi, Aoki Tianlong and Red Beauty Bird waited quietly.
The time for a stick of incense has passed...
All three of them looked confused...
Do you have any misunderstanding about waiting?
Shen Tianqi coughed and said, "What... Brother Tiger, what did you say..."
"Say it, and we'll all talk about it. ”
"Let's discuss something..."
However, Bai Jinhu opened his eyes at this time, and said helplessly: "The amount is too big to calculate." ”
Sure enough, Benhu is still better at reciting poems and being elegant. ”
Shen Tianqi: "???"
You're crazy, aren't you?
Delayed for so long?
I don't know that an inch of time is an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of time?
"Just do as you say, Benhu is also a rich tiger now. ”
"In the future, remember to call me for this kind of good thing. ”
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Nothing!
So in this way, Shen Tianqi divided the money, nine hundred taels of gold per person, Shen Tianqi pondered for a while, and then took out ten taels of gold and rode to the territory of the Yuantong Immortal Emperor with a beautiful red sparrow.
......
"Just ten taels of gold?"
Yuantong Immortal Emperor frowned and said in disbelief.
Shen Tianqi next to him said solemnly: "It's just ten taels." ”
"One peak and one tael of gold, isn't it only ten taels?"
Yuantong Immortal Emperor said a little unwillingly: "Let you squeeze, you just squeeze me like this?"
"Can't you exploit a little more?"
When Shen Tianqi heard this, he immediately said with a bitter face: "Lord Immortal Emperor!"
As the saying goes, the landlord's family has no surplus food. ”
"The long-term family is even more gone. ”
"It was with great effort that I took the trouble to say that she took out a gold tael or two, and as for the other mounts, they were coerced and lured by me, and in your name, and they were also paid. ”
"But, how do I know, they're all a bunch of poor Bs!"
"Moreover, there are still piles of them!"
Red Sparrow: "Cluck, cluck..."
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Yuantong Immortal Emperor: "......"