Chapter 59: Mom Doesn't Allow Me to Fall in Love
Fragrance City
As the name suggests, the city is famous for its beautiful women. All kinds of demon races are dressed in a bit exotic, and it feels like entering the second dimension.
The clothes are generally revealing, and from Chen Wouji's eyes, I feel that everyone looks about the same, and I can't tell which one is beautiful and which one is ugly.
And the demon clan will have three deboning periods, and it will change according to the way you like. This is simply intolerable for Chen Wouji, who likes the original ecology.
"Godfather, where are we going this time?"
"Heaven and Earth"
"At first glance, the name is not serious. Chen Wuji looked at Yang Taijun with a smile
"Hehe, then you go around, I'll go by myself. ”
"There won't be any pits this time, right?" Chen Wuji was a little unsure, last time he gambled money, last time he was a poisonous weed, and this time he was afraid that there would be some moths.
"Nope"
"Really?"
"Really"
"Okay, with the words of godfather, I am relieved. Chen Wuji immediately ran away
Walking and looking, the city is built on the lake, there are many rowing boats on the lake, and there are some Jiangnan scenery.
The little demon on the boat dressed up in flowers and branches is constantly greeting guests.
Unlike the other two, there is no oppressive feeling, and there is some petty bourgeoisie.
Suddenly, a lot of little sister youkai rushed out from all over the place and ran towards a small bridge.
Chen Wuji was also curious, and walked over with the flow of people. I asked as I walked, it turned out to be the four talents of Yanxiang City, and I was going to report the poetry contest on the bridge today.
The demon clan also has poetry? Chen Wuji was speechless, what poetry can the demon clan make? It's almost impossible to lose your mind.
As the crowd flowed, they came under a broken bridge.
The four dog-headed Jindan monsters above, dressed in the showy costumes of the human race, are holding fans.
The peach-clothed dog's head suddenly roared, "Ah, a flock of geese under the mountain"
Sky blue dog head: "Jump down the river with a poof"
Burgundy dog's head: "Go down to the river to catch geese and stew"
Purple dog head: "Go home and hug your wife after eating"
It is this kind of talent that is most lacking in the 21 st century. Chen Wou-Ki spat at them.
Squeeze out of the crowd and continue walking, coming to the center of the square. A large tree hugging a hundred people hung with courtship information and a portrait of myself written in cloth.
Ninety percent of them are female yokai. Chen Wuji took a cursory look at it, and all of them asked Yanxiang City to have a house and a spirit boat to travel.
The most hateful thing is that some of them are ugly, and they are especially beautiful. A normal-looking bull-headed little girl. The conditions are to have morning porridge and evening soup, a maid's villa, and I don't look at myself. Paint a little stake and smear a little powder to think you are a sparkling figure.
There is also an even more infuriating one, in addition to the house Lingzhou, who actually asked for a bride price of one million spirit stones, saying that he would buy a house for his younger brother.
My mentality collapsed.
A little cat girl actually asked for a million spirit stones to give to Chen Wouji, but Chen Wouji didn't even ask for it.
"Handsome guy, is it a blind date?" An aunt monster held a portrait and stopped Chen Wouji.
"No, I'm young, and my mom won't let me fall in love. Chen Wou-Ki decisively refused.
"Auntie doesn't seem ready to give up. ”
"You're not young, he was only 15 years old when my husband took me, and I was fifty years old at that time. ”
"Uh... These words made Chen Wuji speechless.
"Come, look at my daughter, who used to be the most beautiful woman in Xiangyan City. When the aunt said this, she was a little emotional and hurriedly took the portrait to Chen Wouji.
"Dare to ask, how old is your daughter now?"
"It's not big, it's only in its 60s. The main reason is that the bride price is cheap, and I didn't want to take my daughter without a million before, but now I only need 100,000 spirit stones. "A look of what you've earned.
"Dare to ask Auntie, when you got married, how much bride price did the man give?" Chen Wuji was a little curious.
"Alas, I posted 500,000 yuan, so I once wanted to marry my daughter out and earn this money back, but I didn't expect it to be delayed again and again, and now it only costs 100,000 spirit stone bride price. ”
"Well, aunt, I personally think that you can wait, the older a woman is, the more valuable she is, I really don't lie to you. Chen Wuji didn't want this aunt to entangle, so he walked away quickly. I really think I'm a fool, and I want to pit 100,000 spirit stones when I'm sixty.
Heaven and earth
Yang Taijun walked directly into a box
Inside, nephrite is in the bed, full of fragrance, a monster with a centipede scarred face, looking at Yang Taijun.
"Hmph, I didn't expect to be found by you. ”
"Ah Wei, it's dead. ”
The centipede monster seemed a little disdainful, "I know, the idol killed, I was there." ”
"Why don't you stop it?"
"Why should I stop it, and who can stop it?"
"You're just drunk and dreaming of death every day?"
"What can I do? Thirty years, but thirty years after thirty years, thirty years after thirty years, a hundred years after the boss. "The centipede monster became more and more emotional.
"Look at me, don't you feel disgusting? I feel disgusting myself. Uncle Coconut has looked for me, and I don't want to move. ”
Yang Taijun can understand Duan Kun very well, how can he not be.
"This time, it's different, I found the secret weapon, it's better to fight once, even if it's a dead person who doesn't need to live, no one is a ghost, what do you think?"
Secret weapon? Duan Kun listened to Yang Taijun's narration, and his eyes gradually lit up
Chen Wou-Ki followed the lake all the way and looked all the way, and suddenly saw a pig-headed little girl, sitting by the river and crying.
Chen Wuji didn't want to go over to meddle in things, but the pig-headed little sister was crying so sad that she couldn't bear it, so she walked over.
"You're crying, crying is disturbing me"
"I'm sorry, woo woo~"
"Tell me, what's going on? I might be able to sort it out for you. Chen Wuji was a little upset when he heard this.
"Woo woo~~"
"Shut your mouth, I'm crying I'll drop you, say it well. ”
The pig-headed girl immediately closed her mouth and kept choking.
"Don't look at me, although I'm not handsome, but it's not something you can climb, I'm a declining nobleman, and I don't have much love for my family. ”
The pig-headed little sister looked at the green windmill with her head and laughed out loud.
The two of them sat on the surface of the lake, watching the sunset, and Chen Wouji's ankles kept turning from side to side.
"My name is McDull, and I used to have a happy family, but then my family went to participate in the battle of Baiyun City, and they all died. Because I fell asleep while I was working today, and my uncle kicked me out.
They all say I'm a broom star, an ominous little monster, and they say I look like a dog. often didn't give me food, and forced me to work day and night, but I fell asleep while I was dry, and I really fell asleep accidentally. I miss my mom and dad too. Woo woo woo~