003, ask how sad you can be
Why doesn't there be an explanation for this system, it's not scientific!
Yun Yi was a little puzzled, according to his previous writing experience, there should be at least a writing assistant or something.
"Your uncle!"
"Brush!" appears again in the system panel.
Yun Yi observed carefully, there was nothing wrong, it seemed that his guess was good, and there should be an activation password.
"Your master, your uncle, your aunt......"
Yun Yi kept saying hundreds of proper nouns.
It's useless, this is a system designed by that stupid bird, it's really unthinkable!
Yun Yi finally lost his patience, sat on the ground with a dry mouth, and said bitterly:
"My mother!"
"Tick!"
This time the system actually reacted, a burst of light and shadow flickered, and a female elf appeared!
Why a lady elf?
Because obviously, the elf is wearing a dress!
"Congratulations, Traverser 9527, you are the only elite among the users who have cracked the assistant password, I am the princess of the traversal assistant Qiuqiu, what can I do for you!"
"Forehead ......"
Yun Yi opened his big mouth, his eyes full of disbelief!
What a head it takes to withstand this amazing system designer!
Brother is served!
Brother's decades-long writing career can't match your talent!
"This ball ball princess, in the next, no, lowly, no, I want to know the main functions and usage methods of this system, I don't know if there is permission to get it?"
Yun Yi began to express his meaning euphemistically, after all, I don't know if this assistant is also so out of tune!
"Hee-hee, traverser 9527, congratulations, since you activated this princess, you have all the permissions, I wonder if this news can make you excited?"
"Great!"
Yun Yi jumped up excitedly and said in a loud voice:
"Assistant girl, can you tell me what permissions you have?"
"Di, user 9527, you have the permission to know everything about the system, the permission to use the assistant unlimited times, the permission to change the world at the full level, and the ......"
Forehead!......
Yun Yi's head was full of little poke ball skirts, and he couldn't help sighing and said:
"Princess Qiuqiu, can you put this later, can you tell me what this good energy is first?"
"Okay, user 9527!
Generally speaking, a human can be equivalent to five points of good energy, and a chicken is equivalent to one thousandth of a point of good energy, and the specific value is determined by the system!"
"Uh, how do you know if you've saved a life?"
Yun Yi couldn't help asking, this is very important!
"It's very simple, this creature was supposed to die, and if you let it get rid of the mortal situation, you can get a little bit of good energy, and so on!"
The system assistant Ball Ball Princess started jumping on the board and seemed to be in a good mood.
Yun Yi understood, this was to let him come to another world to be a living Buddha Jigong who rescued the suffering!
That's a bit difficult!
"This Qiuqiu Princess, since I have so many permissions, can I change the call command and summon your password, so that it can reflect my rights as a user?"
Yun Yi said tentatively, after all, every day he was full of "Your uncle, my mother!" really affected his mood.
"I'm sorry, user 9527! This is the system's own setting, which cannot be changed at will, and does not belong to the scope of user permission!"
"Your uncle, you terrible designer, God knows how you grew up, your mind is twisted!"
Yun Yi vomited a bad sentence in his heart, and then shut down the entire system.
In one night, Yun Yi continued to fuse the entire memory of Xiao Qi, who had dysentery, and he didn't even let go of Xiao Qi urinating the bed several times when he was a child.
As an excellent online novel writer in the 21st century, he deeply knows a truth:
The devil is in the details!
You can't let a small thing ruin you.
There is also an aphorism that is also important:
Lewd development, don't wave!
Steady as an old dog, resist!
This is the universal law of traversal.
Everything has to be done, and whoever survives in the end will win!
Early in the morning, the sky had just turned white, and Yun Yi had already gotten up and packed everything up and started his morning run.
Although six points have been added to the martial arts, it is still a negative number, which can only show how poor his physical fitness is.
If you want to mix well, you still have to take the initiative, and if you rely too much on the system, you will die miserably!
The system is not a panacea, but it is impossible to do without a system!
"Xiao Qi, you have eaten beef kidney, it scared the uncle!"
The gatekeeper at the gate of the palace will see Xiao Qi running by, and he can't help but joke loudly!
"Brother Tiger, it's okay to run and play!"
Yun Yi replied, and ran away in a blink of an eye.
Yun Yi ran around the palace five times, and he was so tired that he couldn't run, and his physical fitness was really poor.
"Xiao Qi, come to dinner!"
Tian Guang got up to see that Xiao Qi was not there, so he went to the kitchen to ask for breakfast.
"Why did you go in the morning, why are you sweating so much?"
Yun Yi picked up a bun casually, ate it in a few bites, and then said:
"The air was nice in the morning, so I went out for a run and exercised!"
Tian Guang stopped eating and looked at Yun Yi in a trance.
"Xiao Qi, air, what do you mean by exercising?"
Tian Guang was a little embarrassed, he hadn't heard of this, was he too stupid?
"Forehead ......"
Yun Yi was a little stunned, it was broken, and there was something wrong with his statement.
"Oh, that's just this, that, this, that's right, it's good in the morning, I went out to practice my legs and feet!"
"Ah, Xiao Qi, you can practice, how to practice, tell my brother, tomorrow morning my brother will practice with you!"
"Forehead ......"
Yun Yi is stupid again, how can I say this!
"Brother Guang'er, you are mistaken, this is not the practice of martial arts, or I always feel that my body is weak, and I run in the morning, so that my legs and feet have some strength,"
Now Tian Guang understood, it turned out to be practicing legs and feet, and this Xiaoqi was still talking about the gods.
"Oh, let's go together in the future, otherwise it won't work to find a daughter-in-law in the future, and let the mother-in-law laugh!"
"Forehead ......"
Yun Yi was speechless, this Tian Guang's brain hole is really strange!
The two then ate steamed buns.
The food in this palace is really good, and the meat buns are actually sent in the morning, which are full of juicy filling, which is really delicious.
Tian Guang couldn't eat two of them, and watched Yun Fei eat four in a row.
"Hey, Xiao Qi, this morning's running is really amazing, you can eat four, usually you can't eat one!"
"Forehead ......"
Yun Yi was dumbfounded again, it turned out that eating could be found to be a problem.
"Oh, this is nature, run more and eat more, it won't take long to grow stronger, always sick, it's also trouble!"
Tian Guang thoughtfully, looked at Yun Yi and said:
"Well, you call me tomorrow morning!
Xiao Qi, I'm going to clean the back house today, it's a big place in the palace, but don't look around, just keep your head down and clean it. ”
"Forehead ......"
Yun Yi is a little difficult, is he about to enter the Miss plot so soon, brother is not ready yet!
These attributes haven't been added yet, how can you get the heart of the young lady?
Yun Yi was about to look for the system assistant to ask, and suddenly woke up again.
What are you thinking, and the system hasn't released the task of dating Miss, what are you thinking?
I have a problem with my mentality!