Chapter 239: Let's Wipe It Zero
The river god shook his head slightly and said, "Your Highness the Holy Maiden, you also know the temper of my river god. This holy water is not something you want me to give. At the very least, you'll have to give me money. ”
Damn it!
The world has changed.
Even the bathwater was charged!
It's still a bad old man.
Is the operation of this world so sao?
Her Highness asked, "How much?"
"For the sake of your holy woman's face, I'll give you a twenty-percent discount, I have three hundred and two mouthfuls of holy water here, how about I charge you two hundred and forty taels?"
Shen Tianqi was shocked, this is a sky-high asking price! Unreasonable charges!
How can you describe the bath water in a sip?
The basic price of one bite is three hundred taels?
Damn it!
This is worth hundreds of millions casually!
Shen Tianqi suddenly saw his way to make a fortune.
Shen Tianqi reminded with good words: "Your Highness the Holy Maiden, let him wipe you a zero, how much can you save." ”
The saint nodded, and then said in a voice: "River God, can you wipe me a zero?"
The old man bared a mouthful of white teeth and said with a smile, "Of course." ”
"Thank you very much. ”
Immediately, in Shen Tianqi's shocked gaze, he took out twenty-four taels of silver!
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Do you have any misconceptions about erasure?
The corners of the river god's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly: "I said Your Highness, Your Highness the Holy Maiden, I wiped off a fraction of the holy water for you, and the price is two hundred and forty taels, and twenty-four taels is a loss-making business." ”
Just a sip of 24 taels of bath water here and still lose money?
Shen Tianqi's forehead was full of black lines, but he didn't say anything at the moment, so he could only stay honestly.
The holy woman didn't say anything about the words of the river god, and directly took out two hundred and forty taels of silver.
"Well, the Holy Maiden takes whatever she wants. ”
The river god smiled.
However, at this time, Shen Tianqi thought that this holy woman had made a very sand sculpture move, and she actually turned around and asked herself, "How much do you want?"
Big sister!
Didn't you say you wanted a gourd of water?
And didn't I come out with a gourd before?
Naturally, I want a gourd!
You ask me how much, what if the river god doesn't give it?
What a god you are!
I've encountered quite a few pits since I came into this world, but you're definitely the one who pits me the most naturally.
Sure enough, as soon as the Holy Maiden's voice fell, the river god frowned and said, "What's the matter?
The saint shook her head and said honestly, "Why would I ask for your bath water?"
River God: "???"
Heart-piercing!
It's exciting!
"This is not bath water! This is holy water! Holy water! You girl doll!"
The river god gritted his teeth and said angrily.
The saint shrugged helplessly and said, "It doesn't matter, anyway, I won't drink the bath water of an old man who has been soaking in the river all day." ”
Shen Tianqi was made his scalp tingle by the words of the saint, is it so beautiful?
Is it so straightforward?
Aren't you afraid that this bad old man will beat you?
"Huh!"
The river god sneered and looked at Shen Tianqi, "You want holy water?"
Shen Tianqi nodded.
The river god clenched his fists and said, "Okay, but I have a request." ”
"Senior, please speak. ”
After all, we can't just take other people's things.
"Let me fight for three days! How about I give you a gourd of holy water?"
The river god clenched his fists and rattled.
Shen Tianqi: "???"
You're pretty good at making demands!
In exchange for your bathwater, let me be beaten?
Come on!
I have a big mouth here, do you want it?
If you have the ability to beat the saint, what kind of ability are you to beat me?
Isn't this bullying our honest people!
Shen Tianqi naturally refused, "Senior, can you change the method?"
The river god sneered and said, "Then there is no other way, you can go." ”
Shen Tianqi said: "I can buy it with money." ”
"Hehe, it's great to be rich, do you know how much I'm worth now?" said the river god proudly.
"How much?"
Shen Tianqi was a little curious.
"Uh... Let me do the math. ”
"I can collect about 30,000 taels of silver a year, and there are twelve months in a year, that is, 30,000 plus 30,000 plus 30,000..."
The river god counted with his fingers.
Shen Tianqi felt that he was a little pitiful, a man who had not received nine years of compulsory education, he didn't even know the ninety-nine multiplication table.
It's sad.
The sorrow of the times.
"It's three hundred and sixty thousand. ”
Shen Tianqi said directly.
After a little bit of thinking about it, did you smash your toes?
As soon as Shen Tianqi spoke, even the Holy Maiden looked at him in amazement, "You are so powerful, you can know such a huge number at once." ”
The river god also had a surprised expression on his face, but then snorted coldly: "What is eighty-nine thousand ninety-one plus seventy-six thousand four hundred and twenty-five plus one hundred and thirty-three thousand six hundred and sixty-six?"
Shen Tianqi said lightly: "It is equal to thirty-two hundred and twenty-seven thousand six hundred and eighty-one." ”
"Shhh
The saint gasped, "Horror!"
The river god's eyes widened, and he said incredulously: "What is the equal of nine million five hundred and fifty-three thousand six hundred yuan plus three thousand six hundred yuan and fifty-nine eight cents?"
Shen Tianqi blurted out: "It is equal to nine million six thousand six thousand thirty yuan and eight cents." ”
River God: "Awesome!"
Shen Tianqi sneered in his heart: You just report the number, I just talk nonsense.
Let's talk about our own, you have the ability to do it yourself.
Also, it's pitiful that you can only add and not multiply.
The river god glared at Shen Tianqi and said, "Anyway, I have a lot of money, a lot, a lot. ”
Shen Tianqi said helplessly: "So senior, can't you buy this holy water with money?"
The river god sneered, pointed to the river and said, "But if you can fill the entire river for me with money, let alone a gourd, you will drain it, and I won't say a word." ”
Shen Tianqi blinked when he heard this.
What do you say?
There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell for you to vote for.
Anyway, that's what it means, you have spoken yourself, and I won't take the initiative anymore, how bad is this impact?
But the saint said, "River God, you are embarrassed for him." How does he look like a rich man?"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Who do you look down on?
Although I don't have a lot of money, only 100 million points, it is more than enough to fill the river.
The river god said firmly: "I don't care, if he can't fill my river, don't think about getting a drop of my holy water!"
The holy woman shook her head and sighed, and said to Shen Tianqi: "I have long asked you not to speak, how about this?
Shen Tianqi pondered, this anger was also provoked by you first, obviously it was the river god who sprinkled his anger on me.
However, he also knew that this holy woman was quite tall and cold, but her brain was a sand sculpture, so he didn't care, but said softly:
"Now is the time to witness the slot. ”
Saint: "???"
River God: "???"