Chapter 486: Unsightly
Yue Wumeng looked at his hands blankly.
A solemn face.
He couldn't imagine that he had suppressed such an anti-heaven talent for so long.
Sure enough, everyone has talent.
It's just that Yue Wumeng can't understand why his own generation of great Confucianism has all his talent focused on the simple skill of throwing stones......
It's weird to say, everyone else is slashing the sky with a sword, shattering the moon with a sword, turning around and picking up a stone from the ground and throwing it over, just like a special child fighting......
But whether it's simple or not, it works very well anyway!
It is said that when the human body is in danger, it will develop all its potential. Yue Wumeng felt that he was besieged by the reward and punishment envoy and discovered this talent for throwing stones.
Between the corpses of the rewards and punishments, the moon stood proudly.
In the moonlight, on the top of the mountain, the whistling mountain wind blows on the cheeks.
Yue Wumeng sighed: "How invincible is, how lonely, lonely. Invincible is how, how, empty......"
Zhang Feng: "......"
Okay, I'm going to blow you up, why are you still in the drama like this.
Do you really think you stoned it to death?
Didn't I stone them to death one by one?
Seeing Yue Wumeng completely enter the play, lost in an exclamation, Zhang Feng felt that you were almost enough......
And for the moon no dream.
There was no doubt at all.
Although I don't believe it, I have no dreams in the month, and I am the king of stones!
The corpse of the Rewarding and Punishing Messenger in this place is not to be faked!
Actions speak louder than words!
Myself, it turns out that it is such a bull batch!
He turned out to be the king of stones in Lizhou!
I was delayed by Wendao, peerless stone king!
Awaken, Lava Behemoth Moffett!
Yue Wumeng took a deep breath and sneered: "Who else?"
Night.
Yue Wumeng was sitting by the bonfire, and Liu Ming and Liu Qing were still doing their homework.
As for Zhang Feng, he sat opposite Yue Wumeng across the bonfire.
Yue Wumeng has already given up on Li Tieniu, in his opinion, although this Li Tieniu has a good talent, he is completely a scumbag, and he will learn two words in three days......
"Actually, to tell you the truth, when I was a child, I found that I was very accurate at throwing stones. Yue Wumeng said slowly.
But Zhang Feng didn't bother to listen to Yue Wumeng's bragging.
After all, how did Yue Wumeng, the king of stones, come about, Zhang Feng knew it in his heart.
Zhang Feng remembered that story again in his heart.
Many years ago, there was an ancient official who loved fishing, but his fishing skills were not very good.
Once a colleague made an appointment to try fishing, so he arranged for his subordinates with excellent water skills to dive underwater, and secretly hung the fish on his hook one by one, and in one day, he caught more fish than all his colleagues, and became famous for a while, and was respected by his colleagues as the king of fishing.
The king of fishing and the king of stones are almost the same nature. The only difference is that the King of Fishing knows where he got his title, while the King of Stones, Moon Mumeng, thinks that it may be a matter of fate......
Don't ask, it's fate to ask.
Well, Zhang Feng is that fate.
The last king of the flying sword who lost himself, King Li Hai, is still fishing in the depths of the Nanli Sea......
Zhang Feng waved his hand, interrupting Yue Wumeng and said, "What kind of enmity do you have with that helmsman?
"Yes, it's a relative. Yue Wumeng sighed, "He's my brother-in-law." β
"What do you mean by a brother-in-law?" Zhang Feng was stunned.
"That is to say, his fiancΓ©e is my childhood sweetheart. Yue Wumeng's expression was complicated.
Zhang Feng: "???"
It's a relationship...... Why are you called a relative?
This is obviously a rival in love!
"No wonder he wants to kill you......" Zhang Feng frowned, "But even if it's a rival in love, it's not a killer, right, what did you do with that childhood sweetheart?"
"Doing things that weren't allowed. Yue Wumeng smiled distractedly, with a look of retrospectiveness, "At that time, we were only six or seven years old, and we were neighbors in the village, and we often went on dates in the groves in the back mountains, and secretly did things that were not allowed by adults......"
Zhang Feng was shocked at that time!
it, cow batch!
Six or seven years old?
Brutes!
"What a beast!" Zhang Feng sighed, pointed to the moon and said: "Okay, you have no dreams for a month, on the surface you are a sanctimonious Confucian, but I didn't expect to go to the back mountain grove with a little girl at the age of six or seven...... It's better than a beast, no wonder people want to kill you!"
"No, when I was six or seven years old, I took the little girl to the back mountain grove to catch frogs, why is it not as good as a beast?" Yue Wumeng looked confused.
Zhang Feng: "???"
Catching frogs?
"So, what you said about not being allowed by adults is to catch frogs?" Zhang Feng looked shocked.
Yue Wumeng nodded even more confusedly: "Yes, isn't what you said?"
"Huh...... That's what I'm talking about. Zhang Feng looked skeptical of life.
This is really innocent.
To tell the truth, when Zhang Feng first heard the word dating, he never expected that it would be two six or seven-year-old children going to catch frogs...... By the way, this shouldn't be a date, right?
"At that time, I should have found out that I threw stones with extra accuracy, and those frogs were knocked out by me one by one......" Yue Wumeng's face was complicated, "I should have known that I was the king of stones......"
Zhang Feng: "......"
This is especially into the play.
"Okay, let's not talk about it, I'm going to sleep. After Yue Wumeng finished speaking, she stood up and walked to the side of the bed and lay down.
Zhang Feng quietly walked over.
found that Yue Wumeng didn't sleep at all, but held a stack of letter papers and watched it beautifully.
Zhang Feng snatched it over, Yue Wumeng's face suddenly changed greatly, he hurriedly got up, gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry, give it back to me, otherwise ......"
Yue Wumeng viciously grabbed a handful of stones: "Otherwise, I will throw you to death with a stone!"
Zhang Feng: "......"
"What is this?" Zhang Feng looked at Yue Wumeng's appearance as if he was facing a great enemy, and was a little curious at the moment, "If you don't say it, I'll tear it up." β
"Love letters. Yue Wumeng looked ashamed, "Please don't look at it, it's full of unsightly words!"
Listen to this.
Zhang Feng was excited.
It's unsightly!
I Zhang Feng like this unbearable...... Ahh
I'm going to see how unsightly it is!
Zhang Feng trembled and looked down, but he was confused in the next second.
The first letter: "I'm going to catch frogs tomorrow, are you going?"
"Good. β
The second piece of letterhead: "My mother won't let me go to the back mountain forest, but I still want to catch frogs, will you go?"
"Go!"
Third letter: "Go?"
"Let's go!"
Fourth letter: "?"
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Zhang Feng: "......"
The crooked handwriting on this letter paper is completely like two little kids discussing catching frogs.
"This is what you said was an unsightly thing?" Zhang Feng angrily threw the letter back.
Yue Wumeng sighed shyly: "Alas, it's embarrassing. β