"Sneeze, sneeze!"

Lu country, Akibara Castle, on a certain street.

Jiang Ping, who didn't go to Tianzun Palace, and even went the other way, sneezed several times in succession, he rubbed his nose, and complained to Long Dafu beside him:

"It's so annoying to be handsome, and I'm always talked about when I have nothing to do. ”

Hearing this, Long Dafu couldn't help touching his greasy belly, full of envy.

He really wants this kind of trouble.

It's a pity that the day of return from the seven nights is far away, and now he can only recall his handsome face and upright posture in his sleep.

But this frustration comes and goes quickly, and people still have to look forward.

He looked at the bustling scene of people coming and going on the street, and asked, "Childe, are we really going to do this?"

They traveled thousands of miles and crossed the borders of several countries in order to play a pair of gentlemen and his dog-legged retinue here.

And then there will be a great cause that will last for thousands of years and will not be left behind - molesting women of good families.

Theoretically, all non-male creatures on the street are their targets.

And the reason why they do this is to attract a player.

A big red player.

This player has his own understanding of the game, and players who belong to the first echelon have their own set of chivalrous standards.

Once he finds that someone is doing evil, or there are people and things that he can't see, he will turn into a killer and kill the evildoer cleanly, even the kind that the family dog will not let go.

Because within his standard, one person makes a mistake, and the whole family is guilty.

As a result, he committed a lot of major crimes, which can be said to be full of souls, and at the same time, the name on his head was also dyed blood-red.

Jiang Ping also got his news through today's big intelligence network, and knew that he would be in Akihara City in the near future.

Isn't this a door-to-door experience package?

So Jiang Ping ran over with the two younger brothers non-stop.

By the way, a detailed plan called luring the snake out of the hole was also developed.

Jiang Ping was dressed in a plain white shirt at this time, holding a jade fracture fan, hanging a dragon purple jade pendant from his waist, carrying a sachet in his arms, and calling a personable and rich man.

Hearing Long Dafu's question, he opened the fan with a bang and fanned the wind leisurely:

"Remember, we're not here to do anything bad this time, it's just a means, and our ultimate goal is to be chivalrous.

Always remember that we are a good person.

In this case, the burden on my heart will be much less.

And don't talk nonsense, fifty meters in front of the target, up!"

Fifty meters away, a young lady with a good figure and a beautiful appearance took her maid to pick a pearl hairpin at a jewelry stall.

Long Dafu's face collapsed.

Thinking about how he is also a dignified candidate for the Holy Son of the Demon Gate, it is too embarrassing to flirt with beautiful women on the street.

In this case, even if you spend some money to prostitute it, it is better than this.

However, Childe's orders cannot be disobeyed.

He patted his face, forced his spirit, and with a move of his hand back, several tall and sturdy attendants followed.

As a qualified dog, you must know how to take the lead for your own gentleman.

The young lady looks like she has a weak personality, and when she sees someone blocking the way, she is still an obese middle-aged man, and she is not a good person at first glance.

She panicked on her face, and she pulled her maid to hide.

But if you do a job, you have to love it, and even if you are an amateur, you have to show professionalism.

Long Dafu opened his hands and stopped him, with a lewd and disgusting smile on his face:

"Little lady, where do you want to go?"

A few entourages behind him also blocked the way of the two young ladies at the right time.

"Are you...... Who is it? Why are you stopping us?"

The young lady was so frightened that she grabbed her maid's hand, and the maid was a little tougher than the young lady, and asked boldly.

"Why are we stopping you?"

Long Dafu continued to smile ripplely, his eyes narrowed, revealing a squinting light:

"Isn't it obvious? Come with us and you'll know, hahaha......"

"I'm telling you...... You, my young lady is the pearl of the Gao family's palm, if you dare to touch her hair, just wait for the government to come and arrest you!"

The maid stood in front of the young lady and warned loudly.

She was smart enough to know that this would attract the attention of the rest of the people on the street and deter the ugly fat man who didn't know what to do.

Sure enough, with the maid's shouting, the attention of pedestrians coming and going on the street was attracted.

Everyone stopped, pointing around, discussing the identity of the fat man, the origin of the young lady, and a standard melon-eating posture.

Seeing that the popularity was gathering, Long Dafu wanted to follow the plan, and at this time, it was almost his own son-in-law who appeared.

And Jiang Ping is indeed prepared.

He took a few steps forward, walked out of the crowd, and pushed Long Dafu away.

As soon as the folding fan was opened, the standard smile of a gentleman was shown to the young lady, and the classic opening sentence was about to be said:

"Oops, little lady......"

As a result, as soon as he said the three words of little lady, he saw that the eyes of the young lady who was still very scared just now suddenly lit up, and he crossed his maid and grabbed Jiang Ping's arm, tightly, as if grasping the last life-saving straw.

"Childe save me!"

While speaking, the young lady shrank into Jiang Ping's arms in fear, and trembled and said:

"Childe, they are all bad people, Childe, you take me home, my father will definitely thank you a lot. ”

Jiang Ping: "......"

At this moment, Jiang Ping's heart was broken.

Sloppy!

If he didn't understand correctly, he was being teased by the girl.

What kind of world is this, can you be kind to a handsome guy like him?

Don't you just want to flirt with a girl?

Why is it so hard?

Can you follow the script?!

So Jiang Ping's heart was ruthless, hooked the young lady's chin, and forcibly finished his lines:

"Little lady, you can be born so well, my son wants you to be my eighteenth concubine.

As long as you promise, keep what you eat and drink spicy, from now on, you will be rich and glorious, and you will enjoy it inexhaustibly. ”

Now it's time to figure out who's the bad guys, right?

Not scared yet?

Don't scream yet? Don't run away?

I, Jiang Xuan, Ping, am so unreasonable and inhumane!

But who would have thought ......

"Uh-huh, I do!"

When the young lady saw Jiang Ping teasing her, not only did she not resist, but her eyes flashed with spring, and she nodded happily in agreement.

"Childe, I'm willing to go back with you. ”

"I don't want to!"

Jiang Ping turned around and left.

What kind of people is this?

Not reserved at all!

"Hey, what is your name, Childe, where does your family live, can I go to you?"

The young lady shouted loudly behind her.

"Miss!"

The maid had a black line on her face, and she grabbed her crazy young lady:

"He's in the same group as the group just now, he's a bad guy. ”

The young lady holds her heart in her hands and her face is full of peach blossoms:

"Impossible, how can he be a bad guy if he looks so handsome? Just now, he obviously beat the bad guy, he is my savior.

There is no way to repay such a great favor, and I will marry him.

Let's go Caiyu, go back, I want to tell my father that I have found the person I like. ”

Maiden Caiyu: "......"

Jiang Ping also almost stumbled, and hurriedly quickened his pace.

Female rascal!