Chapter 50: Lovers Become Brothers
People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads!
Ultimately.
Under the coercion of Sun Hao.
Zhun Ti could only endure the heartache, and angrily threw a Bodhi seed to the Tongtian Sect Master.
Seeing Zhun Ti and the two of them riding a fairy mule.
Depressed and departed.
Sun Hao waved his hand at them with a smile and shouted:
"Two fellow Daoists!"
"If you are free in the future, welcome to Kunlun again!"
"Let's keep talking!"
Hear the words.
Zhun Ti couldn't help but shake his face.
He vented and pinched the fairy mule under him. As a result, the painful fairy mule almost didn't directly flip him off his back!
Communication?
your grandma's legs!
In Zhun Ti's heart, Sun Hao has already equated with the broom star.
Every time he meets Sun Hao, he has to be unlucky!
In the future, the farther away you can hide from this kid, the better!
Recovered the cow.
I got a Bodhi seed for nothing.
The Tongtian Sect Master couldn't help but feel good.
He pulled Sun Hao and rode on the back of the ox and flew towards Biyou Palace.
......
Kui Niu has been recovered.
But in less than a month, it ran again!
The reason lies with Sun Hao.
Since the last time Kui Niu ran away, Sun Hao realized that he had made a mistake.
That's ......
You can't wear a wool with a wool!
There are thousands of cows in the world......
But in order to save trouble, he only stared at the Tongtian Sect Master's cow and milked it vigorously.
Of course they quit!
No, I almost killed Kui Niu and was kidnapped by Na Zhun Ti......
What a sin!
For atonement.
Sun Hao decided to make up for the poor cow.
On this day, taking advantage of the absence of the Tongtian Sect Master, he secretly made a lot of desserts with the last bit of milk he had left.
Quietly came to the bullpen.
Kui Niu is dozing off.
Footsteps are heard approaching.
It barely opened its eyes a little, glanced lazily at Sun Hao, ignored him, and closed its eyes again.
Sun Hao was a little funny.
He put a few delicate plates in front of Kui Niu, and whispered:
"Xiaokui, I don't know about milking......"
"I'm sorry for causing you so much damage!"
"These are desserts made from your milk, and if you try them, you will be compensated. ”
"I promise, I'll never milk you again!"
originally
Kui Niu didn't think about it.
But a rich milky aroma came to my nose.
It seems to be mixed with a hint of sweetness, constantly stimulating its taste buds.
Finally, after Sun Hao left.
It tasted curiously.
The next second.
Kui Niu's eyes lit up!
The rich mellow aroma......
It complements its warm delicacy......
The tender and sweet flavor that glides slowly into the mouth along the tip of the tongue......
O God!
It's not too tasty!
No wonder even the owner is addicted to it!
At this moment.
Kui Niu finally understands the "perverted" behavior of Tongtian Sect Master and Sun Hao these days!
After all, the allure of dessert ......
It's just too big!
From this day on, Kui Niu began to fight against himself.
"Master, if you don't ......"
"Shall you continue to milk me?"
"As long as ...... Just share me with some desserts, hehe......"
Kui Niu took the initiative to propose to the Tongtian Sect Master.
The Tongtian Sect Master shook his head:
"No, no, no!"
"I swore I'll never milk you again!"
Kui Niu wants to cry without tears.
In the end, it just can't stand it.
Finally do it yourself!
Lie on the ground and turn your hooves into palms.
Kui Niu endured the pain and tears.
Gritting his teeth, he squeezed hard.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, I can hold ......"
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, persistence is victory......"
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it's all worth it for a delicious dessert......"
A full bucket of milk was milked.
Kui Niu was already in tears, and his face was convulsed and deformed.
"It hurts so much!"
"Just this once, not for example!"
Secretly made up his mind.
Kui Niu carried a bucket full of milk and asked the Tongtian Sect Master to take it and go to Sun Hao to make a lot of desserts.
"Wow it's delicious!
"The dessert is so delicious! or ......"
"Hold on one more time?"
In this way, every time Kui Niu milked himself, he grinned in pain.
Then make up your mind to quit sweets!
Available every few days.
It couldn't help but convince itself again......
Or......
Hold on to it?
That's it.
It's not been a month yet,
Kui Niu was directly tired to the point of collapse!
Because during this time, it milks the cows by himself, and it is milked too often!
Pain is secondary.
The point is,
I feel like my body has been hollowed out!
And so on......
Kui Niu thinks it will run out of milk......
So it stole away again!
This time, the Connected Heaven Sect Master didn't know where Kui Niu had gone.
However, the Tongtian Sect Master was not worried.
Because the Wanli sound bell shows that Kui Niu has always stayed in the Kunlun Mountains and has never left.
"Well, let it calm down. ”
Sun Hao nodded.
Don't ask anymore.
......
this day.
The sky is clear.
After Sun Hao ate and drank enough, he went to his eldest brother Taishang Laozi to preach for him as usual.
And Hongjun Daozu is making every effort to prepare for a three-year appointment with Demon Ancestor Luohu, and he has no time to take care of Sanqing and Sun Hao for the time being.
SUN Hao Jiayun,
Fly from Xuantian Sect to Eight Views Palace.
When I came to the vicinity of Hakkeigu Shrine, I suddenly found two cows chatting under a large tree.
One is the green ox of Taishang Laozi's mount.
On the other hand, there is the mighty and majestic Kui Niu.
Eh, wait!
Why does that cow look ......
It seems a little familiar......
Sun Hao couldn't help but stop.
He hid his figure and eavesdropped.
Qingniu looked at Kui Niu:
"Little Sister Kui......"
"You...... How did you end up like this?"
Kui Niu's mouth was deflated and he sobbed:
"Woooooooooo......oo Little Brother ......"
"I don't want to, but I can't stand the pain of milking every day, and my body is going to collapse!"
"But the dessert is so tempting!"
"I can't control myself!"
Qingniu was speechless for a while.
It looked at Kui Niu carefully:
"Then you ...... now"
"Is it a man or a woman?"
"Oh no, male or female?"
Kui Niu winked innocently:
"Physiologically ......"
"It's a bull. ”
Moment.
A thunderbolt from the sky,
It seems to fall from the sky!
Directly split the green cow to the outside and tender inside!
It's not good for the whole cow directly.
It's a good ......
Sister Kui Niu her,
How did you become a bull?
Qingniu looked sad.
Its lips trembled slightly, and it asked:
"......Who the hell are you?"
"How?"
Kui Niu recalled:
"The master used to say that there is a plant in Kunlun Mountain called firethorn fruit, which can reverse gender if eaten. ”
"So I ......"
When Qingniu heard this, he was in pain:
"No, Kui!"
"Can't you bear ......?"
"Just abandon the relationship between the two of us?!"
Kui Niu's face was guilty:
"But people are really afraid of pain, woo woo woo ......"
But people can't help but want to eat desserts...... That's all I can do......"
There was a moment of silence.
In Qingniu's eyes, a look of determination flashed:
"Or, I'm going to eat some firethorn fruit too......"
"I'm going to be a cow!"
Kui Niu immediately shook his head:
"Don't, Brother Xiaoqing!"
"Milking hurts, it hurts! You can't stand it!"
Qingniu was helpless.
Eventually, after some friendly negotiations.
The two cows hugged their heads and cried.
Decided that from now on,
The two of them are only good brothers.
Of course, they can only be brothers......
Sun Hao was speechless for a while.
And he finally understood,
Why does this cow have milk?
It turns out that all this ......
It's all the sins of the green cow of Taishang Laozi!
Tsk, lovers become brothers.
It's been a long time!
However, what Sun Hao didn't expect was ......
There are even more outrageous things, which are about to subvert his three views!
......
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