Chapter 52: Strange Rain (Ask for Recommendation)
Three o'clock in the afternoon is getting closer and closer, and the atmosphere at the sacrificial ceremony seems to be frozen, and a pair of expectant eyes look up at the sky.
Whether the drought can end depends on today, and once it continues, all localities will really run out of food.
"It's three o'clock in the afternoon, and the toilet god is finished"
Xiao Xian Gongcao looked at the sky, it was clear and cloudless, there was not even a little wind around, and the scorching sun was scorching the earth.
It is impossible to rain in this kind of weather, even if the dragon king himself rains, he must prepare in advance, the wind blows the clouds, and the clouds appear.
Looking at the people of Xiao County who were beginning to be disappointed not far away, how could it be raining for the toilet god!
Didn't you see that even the temple of the toilet temple didn't appear at the scene of praying for rain?
"Hey, Lu Yan appeared"
Yang Ling, who had been paying close attention to the changes, suddenly stared at the sky, and his heart suddenly became nervous.
Then he laughed dumbly, what if Lu Yan appeared! He really can't make rain!
Ordinary people can't see ghosts and gods, unless the other party deliberately appears, and Lu Yan at this time did not expose his body in front of the people below.
I saw Lu Yan floating in the clouds, and his gaze shifted from the people from all over the world to the four ghosts and gods hidden in the Chenghuang Yamen of Xiao County next to him.
A mocking smile appeared on his face, and they were not the only ones who wanted to see his jokes, there were many ghosts and gods who were watching him.
He had been preparing for this day for not just three days, but three months, and today it was finally time to harvest.
The right hand was stretched out, and the volley was raised, and with a dazzling red light, a red funnel appeared in the hand, smiled evilly downward, and began to cast a spell.
What is that?
Yang Ling's pupils below shrank suddenly, and as his research on Lu Yan increased, a lot of his information was also exposed to the outside world, such as his natal artifact.
The funnel-shaped artifact should be a net bucket, which can absorb the evil plague in the latrine, and it can be regarded as the standard artifact of the toilet god.
It's just that Lu Yan took out this artifact for what he was doing?
The sky remained unchanged, and there were no precursors of rain such as rain clouds, lightning, strong winds, and clouds.
"The rain of the Heavenly Court requires the cooperation of the four parts of wind, rain, thunder and lightning, even if the dragon clan has the rain instinct, it is inseparable from the wind, rain, thunder and lightning, the little toilet god wants to rain, what am I afraid of!"
Yang Ling smiled bitterly, feeling that he was too nervous, and it was also Lu Yan who had caused too much shadow on his psychology.
In a trance, I felt a heat on my face, as if rain had fallen, and I immediately felt a thrill.
Hurriedly looking into the sky, there were indeed a few drops of water falling, but not much, not even dew.
But this is already amazing, Yang Ling opened his mouth wide and looked at the sky.
The rain fell into his mouth and he swallowed it instinctively, and his face became eerie, first stunned, then shocked, and finally angry.
"It's pee!"
"Lu Yan actually peed in the sky!"
Yang Ling's face turned green, and the dignified county city god actually drank Lu Yan's urine, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar.
At that moment, the urine suddenly increased, as if it was really raining.
"Vomit"
Yang Ling couldn't help but vomit, the ghosts and gods don't eat whole grains, and naturally there is nothing in their stomachs, but they can't help but churn in their stomachs when they think of the urine that just drank from the sky.
At the same time, the shock in my heart lingers for a long time!
The other ghosts and gods watched in shock at the strange scene around them, and the urine fell like rain and fell bigger and bigger.
There were no clouds, thunder and lightning, urine under the clear sky, and the air was filled with a strange smell, but it was much lighter than the normal smell of urine.
The people at the scene of the rain prayer closed their mouths tightly and stared blankly at the sky, no one would suspect that it was the toilet god who was raining when this scene happened.
Other immortals will not urinate even if it rains, and replacing rain with urine is what the toilet god can do.
In the clouds in the sky, Lu Yan held a net bucket that emitted red light, flying out like a savior, and urine kept gushing out of the net bucket, and it was spread out by divine power, like a huge shower.
He started preparing three months ago, first to expand the capacity of the net bucket, use the characteristics of the net bucket to build it into a spatial artifact, and then use the net bucket to absorb the urine of the entire Peijun.
The people below do not have to worry about the toxicity contained in the urine, because the net bucket absorbs the characteristics of the evil plague qi, and all the toxic substances and gases are absorbed into it.
Gradually, there are finally ghosts and gods who discover the secrets, one is Peijun Chenghuang Mi Zhengxin, and the other is also the Great Chu Capital Chenghuang.
The toilet god was canonized by them, so naturally they could inquire about everything about the toilet god, and when they saw the net bucket in Lu Yan's hand, they immediately understood that this was to absorb the urine of the people in the whole county with a natal artifact, and then it would fall as rain.
For people who are in deep drought, what is the difference between urine and rain?
"I really let this kid pass, but he is suspected of selling his reputation!"
The Great Chu Capital City God's Palace, the supreme ruling core of the country's ghosts and gods, King Fude silently looked at Lu Yan who was urinating, his heart was like a mirror, even if the urine water in the whole county was absorbed by the net bucket, it was still too little compared to the rain.
The amount of urine that ordinary people urinate a day is fixed, and at most it is just moistening the fields in Xiao County, which has little effect on the drought.
As I was thinking, the rain did not stop, but it became heavier and heavier, and rain clouds began to appear in the sky, and strong winds began to appear.
"This ...... It's really raining!"
Du Chenghuang looked at the sky in surprise, not understanding what was going on, Peijun was responsible for the rain in the West Sea, they hated Lu Yan to the core, how could they help him rain.
The strange sight shocked all the gods, monsters, and ghosts who paid close attention, and no matter how they couldn't figure out why it was really raining.
"Could it be that this is what Lu Yan said, there is more help for the righteous and less help for the unjust?"
This thought arose in everyone's minds, and it would not have been possible to explain the scene that had taken place in front of them.
Dark clouds covered the sky, and the rain below was getting heavier and heavier, and Lu Yan, who was in the dark clouds, struggled to put away the net bucket.
His face was a little pale, but he was full of happy smiles, feeling countless inquiring eyes, and his heart was very proud.
"Shinto cultivation must be scientific, and we must not be blindly superstitious, otherwise we will only know it but not know why. ”
Lu Yan smiled, the so-called rain is nothing more than the sun transpiring the moisture of the earth, and then forming clouds in the sky, and then returning to the earth through rainfall, forming a water vapor cycle.
The drought in Peijun is not fake, but the clouds in the sky are still there, and even more clouds have accumulated because there has been no rain for half a year.
He lowered urine through the natal artifact, which forcibly cooled the air, and the clouds naturally liquefied into rain when the temperature dropped.
The so-called urine is just an introduction.
The heavy rain became heavier and began to spread throughout Pei County, and heavy downpours were inevitable.
"The military order has been completed, and the reward promised by Mi Zhengxin should also be cashed, I don't know what kind of mood he is in now!", Lu Yan smiled strangely and flew towards the Chenghuang Mansion of Peijun.