Chapter 10: Shooting the Fighting Mansion (Asking for Recommendations)
Lu Yan was afraid that Xiaozhu's screams would alarm his parents, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.
Sneaking into the girl's room in the boudoir at night, even if it is passed out by the gods, it is not good.
Hurriedly said: "Xiaozhu don't panic, I am the god of the toilet, I can divinate the growth of the silkworm and give the fetus the fortune, I think you are kind-hearted, and you are specially shown to see you." ”
"No, you're Brother Lu Yan"
Xiaozhu was smart, and immediately guessed Lu Yan's identity from the other party's speech and demeanor.
Although the other party's voice was deliberately disguised, how could he hide it from her, who grew up with Lu Yan.
But looking at Lu Yan, who was illusory and glowing red, Xiaozhu was stunned for a moment, the brother Lu Yan in front of him was not a living person.
He asked stupidly, "Brother Lu Yan...... Are you dead?"
"Forehead ......"
Lu Yan smiled bitterly, she was really a smart girl, he was so hidden that the other party saw through it.
You must know that because most of the believers are women, he has never shown his true identity, so that people cannot distinguish whether the toilet god is male or female, so as to attract believers.
Xiaozhu was still the first to see through him.
Nodding helplessly, he said, "I am indeed Lu Yan, but I am not dead, but I have become a god, the god of the toilet." ”
"The god in charge of the toilet?", the smile on Xiaozhu's face was very strange, and soon she thought of a question, and couldn't help blurting out: "Then what about your Lu family's incense?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that this is what the girl's family should ask, and he immediately blushed.
This incense is different from Lu Yan Shinto incense, but it is meant to continue for future generations.
Lu Yanqiang couldn't help but smile and replied: "Then you don't have to worry, the gods are immortal, does it matter if you keep the incense or not?"
In fact, the Yin God also has a Yin Shou, and a Mao God like him has a Yin Shou for about three hundred years, unless he can accumulate enough merit or continue to improve.
However, he is confident and is not worried about the exhaustion of yin life.
"Of course it's important, Uncle Lu's greatest wish before his death was to continue the Lu family's incense. ”
Xiaozhu endured his shame and said crisply.
Lu Yan was stunned for a moment, it turned out that Xiaozhu's love for the original owner had reached this level!
But it was not good to say anything again, and there was a sudden silence in the boudoir.
After a long time, Lu Yan opened his mouth and said: "In addition to packing up things, I am here to preach, and I often worship me to predict the growth of silkworms and gain fetal fortune in advance, and I will pass on your sacrificial methods later, and I will secretly protect you." ”
Xiaozhu was silent, Brother Lu Yan became a god, and he was even more unattainable than when he showed his talent in high school in the past, and he couldn't help but feel more and more lost in his heart.
"Okay, listen up"
According to the legend of his previous life, Lu Yan added a set of sacrificial methods he had compiled to inform Xiaozhu that he could better communicate with him through sacrifices.
After finishing speaking, he left silently, he didn't know what Xiaozhu was thinking, but unfortunately the gods and men were separated, and he couldn't take Xiaozhu's soul directly.
Therefore, he thought of another way, which was to teach her the way of sacrifice and make her a role similar to that of a temple blessing, so that he could also take care of her.
When he left Xiaozhu's house, he began to get busy, and early in the morning was the peak time for going to the toilet, which was suitable for spreading faith.
Lujia Village is where he grew up, and there are many memories of this place in the memory of the original owner, and when he appeared, he only needed to say a few words about the other party's old things, and the other party was immediately convinced.
In just one hour, the entire Lujia Village has been transferred, and even several neighboring villages have been involved, and today's harvest is more than a hundred times more than yesterday.
The next step is word of mouth, the most important thing for the gods is to maintain mystery, and frequent appearances are not conducive to spreading faith and absorbing incense.
For those areas that are not involved, you can occasionally show a few words of guidance, and then you should be silent for a while and open up incense in other counties.
Speaking of which, he is still good as the god of the toilet, and the god seat sets his incense area to be Pei County, and Pei County has five counties, unlike those lands and county towns that are also restricted by geography and cannot go out.
In this way, it is more convenient for yourself. ”
Lu Yan groaned, his figure disappeared, and he returned to the Divine Domain again, and his brows couldn't help frowning as soon as he entered the Divine Domain.
In the six-square-meter bathroom, in addition to the original dresser, toilet, shower and other items, there are books, dirt and the bodies of two Taoist children.
Disorganized and annoying.
"Still need to clean up"
Lu Yan smiled bitterly in his heart, although he didn't have a habit of cleanliness, who would like to live in such a dirty environment, let alone two corpses.
Fortunately, there was a broom in the bathroom, and he sorted all the garbage and forcibly cleared some space out.
Just looking at the garbage in the place, I can't help but feel a little worried, it's not a problem to always pile up like this, and when his eyes fall on the toilet, his eyes suddenly light up.
Just throw the garbage down the toilet and flush it away.
Thinking of this, he immediately took action, threw the dirt scraped from the graveyard into the toilet bowl bit by bit, and then flushed it out.
It was only gradually that the expression on his face suddenly became serious.
He only brought this bathroom with him when he crossed, but where did the water come from to flush the toilet?
And where does the dirt that went down the toilet go?
The more I thought about it, the more strange I felt.
Lu Yan pondered for a moment, and directly threw Dao Tong's body into the toilet, accompanied by a flushing sound, the water in the toilet emitted a red light, and the corpse disappeared into the gap at the bottom little by little.
It seems that the mysterious change occurred after the bathroom overlapped with the Divine Domain, which led to this incredible thing.
His heart was pounding, and he felt more and more that the bathroom had become mysterious, and he had a hunch that the mutated bathroom must have many strange functions waiting for him to discover.
After discovering the toilet bowl devouring function, Lu Yan threw all the garbage into it and flushed it away, and then began to study the toilet, but unfortunately found nothing, so he had to give up temporarily.
At this time, the bathroom was filled with white mist, which was the incense offered by believers from all over the world.
He no longer has any reserves of divine power, and he just converts all the incense into divine power.
"At present, the speed of processing incense is still too slow, which leads to the accumulation of incense in the bathroom. ”
Lu Yan muttered to himself and began to absorb the incense, and by the time the incense had been absorbed, half an hour had passed.
Standing up and moving in the small bathroom, my stomach began to growl.
It suddenly dawned on him that although his soul had become a god, his physical body was still a mortal body and needed to eat.
"I haven't eaten for almost two days"
Immediately, he left the Divine Domain and appeared on the streets of Xiao County, ready to find the first place to fill his stomach.
As he was walking, he suddenly saw two golden rays of light shooting out from the east, shooting from the earth like the sky, and the direction inserted into the sky was the Dousu of the twenty-eight constellations, also known as Doufu.
"Two golden rays of light, shooting at the Dou Mansion, how do you feel so familiar?"
Lu Yan muttered, this is the world of Dao Law Manifestation, and Heavenly Court is really alive with immortals.
Who is so bold that he dares to shoot at Heaven with golden light, and is he not afraid of Heavenly Court's punishment?