Heard the words of Shen Tianqi and Xiao Hei.

Calm Celestial's whole body trembled.

"So... I..."

"I'm bleeding?"

Shen Tianqi pondered for a while and said, "That's not true. ”

"At least you got a blood. ”

Calm Celestial: "???"

"But I don't know if I lose it in the future. ”

Xiao Hei shook his head slightly and said, "Are you still a scumbag?"

"The entry level of a scumbag is that if you don't pay, you will let a lot of women chase after you, knowing that the other party is a scumbag, and you have to love him alive and dead. ”

"Just you?"

"I... I... Am I a spare tire?"

The calm celestial man hid his face and cried.

"No..."

Shen Tianqi sighed and said, "You are a jack if you die." ”

Calm Celestial: "......"

"Ahhh

The calm celestial man cried and said, "I have lost nearly 200 million yuan!"

Xiao Hei said: "No, if you are a little more aggressive, your loss tonight is estimated to be 500 million elite soldiers, and if you are a little decadent, you will only lose 1 million elite soldiers tonight." ”

"Woooooo

"Say no more!"

"I'm too simple!"

"Blood loss!"

"Blood loss!"

The calm celestial man immediately burst into tears, and he said to Shen Tianqi: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, I don't even have a wife now. ”

"What to do?"

Shen Tianqi pondered for a while, "Why don't you eat a wife's cake?"

"Hope bread to quench your thirst?"

Calm Celestial: "......"

"Lord Heavenly Emperor, you said that I want her back now, how much can I want?"

The Calm Celestial hesitated and asked.

Shen Tianqi thought for a while, "It's very likely that you will have a big mouth back." ”

Calm Celestial: "......"

I wanted to be a scumbag, but I didn't expect to overturn the car the first time. ”

"Miserable!"

"Lord Heavenly Emperor, I have nothing now. ”

"I'll trouble you when I'm going to have the Ten Flavors Emperor Pill. ”

"The relationship is not going well, at least the career is going well. ”

"If your career doesn't go well with you... Then I'm unlucky, my career is not good, and my love is not good. ”

"I don't want to call it a calm celestial!"

"I'll change my name to the Three Wastes Heavenly Man. ”

Xiao Hei's eyes lit up and said, "Hey, don't say it, this name is quite nice." ”

The calm celestial looked at him with a smile on his face: "You get out of here." ”

Black: "......"

The calm celestial man grabbed Shen Tianqi's hand tightly, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, I will leave the matter of the Ten Flavor Emperor Pill to you." ”

Shen Tianqi sighed, damn, today you have to say that you want to return the money, it can be regarded as coming back, if you want to say that you don't want to come back, the four cents are indeed not money.

Formula substitution:

Prepare 1 Dan furnace, the price is calculated according to one or two, the material is calculated according to one or two, and your hard work is X.

That's 1+1+X=0.004.

2X=0.004

X=0.002。

Shen Tianqi: "???"

That's not right!

I've been busy for so long, and I paid 0.002 hard work?

Did you miscalculate this formula?

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The calm celestial man sighed: "Alas, let the old man pee and let the resentment in his heart be gone!"

Speaking of calming the celestial man into the grass next to him, he sighed: "In the past, the wind urinated, but now it is a shoe with the wind." ”

Shen Tianqi and Xiao Hei looked at it meaningfully.

For a second...

Two seconds...

Three seconds...

Four seconds...

Five seconds...

A long thirty seconds passed.

Calm Celestial: "......"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Black: "......"

Xiao Hei couldn't help but say, "You are pee!"

Calm Celestial Humanity: "The feeling hasn't arrived yet, let me brew for a while." ”

The corners of Shen Tianqi's mouth twitched, and he said, "Why don't we watch it?"

The calm celestial pondered for a while: "This... Should you watch it?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Black: "......"

The two turned around and waited quietly.

Thirty seconds passed, and there was still no sound of water.

The two of them couldn't hold back any longer, and when they looked back, they saw that the calm celestial had already lifted his pants.

"You... Pee?"

Shen Tianqi and Xiao Hei said with a confused expression.

"yes. ”

"Then why didn't you hear a sound?"

The calm celestial's eyes widened, and he said, "Didn't you hear the sound of ticking?"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Black: "???"

Why do you want a drop of water to wear it?

Shen Tianqi and Xiao Hei were a little speechless for an instant.

"After a busy night's work, I went back to sleep. ”

The calm celestial man said a little tiredly.

Xiao Hei echoed: "I feel the same way, I'm a little tired tonight." ”

Calm down the celestial and Xiao Hei were about to go back, and suddenly the blue iron pillar ran over.

The three of them looked at it, and this blue iron pillar was actually wrapped in a bathrobe!

I saw Lan Tiezhu revealing his wrinkled legs, and when he saw Shen Tianqi, a shy expression appeared on his face, "Lord Heavenly Emperor~ I'm here." ”

Three: "Gross!"

This noodle is too spicy for the eyes!

Shen Tianqi shuddered a little, "What are you doing here?"

Lan Tiezhu said: "You have tried the silver krait and the cobra, but you are not satisfied, then let the old man accompany you." In fact, the old man is also the first time in terms of the same sex. ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Black: "???"

Calm Celestial: "???"

Xiao Hei and the calm celestial looked at Shen Tianqi with shocked expressions.

Oh amazing! My Emperor!

The opening starts with two vipers on the day?

It's all poisonous snakes!

It's tasteful!

The Emperor of Heaven is the Emperor of Heaven!

After two struggles, the pee was longer and more fierce than them.

Not only that, but he even asked Lan Tiezhu to accompany him personally!

When did the Emperor unlock the new skills?

When he saw the eyes of Xiao Hei and the calm celestials, Shen Tianqi hurriedly said: "No! I don't! I am as good as a jade! I am pure! You have to believe me." ”

Xiao Hei: "Lord Heavenly Emperor!"

Calm the celestials: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, I also understand. ”

Shen Tianqi was about to vomit blood angrily!

You know what a!

Are you self-digesting and self-understanding like the Blue Iron Pillar again?

Shen Tianqi said angrily: "Lao Tie, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you running around with a bath towel? You bad old man, you still show your thighs! Aren't you afraid of mosquitoes biting you?"

Lan Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! There is definitely not even a single mosquito in our clan!"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Xiao Hei looked at Shen Tianqi meaningfully: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, then you are busy first, and I will go to sleep first." ”

The calm celestial also looked at Shen Tianqi meaningfully: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, then you are busy first, and I will go to sleep first." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Wait!"

"You guys come back to me!"

"TMD! I don't believe it today, and the explanation is not clear!"

Shen Tianqi was anxious.

Xiao Hei and the calm celestial looked at each other: Look, look, the Emperor of Heaven is in a hurry!

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