Chapter 184 Five Gourds and Nine Turns of Jindan
I don't want Sun Wukong to just let the people waiting at the Pan Tao Club fall asleep, the figure of the Bull Demon King flashed out, Yaochi Tianjing obviously belonged to a day other than thirty-three days, but it was originally in West Kunlun, so thirty-three days since it couldn't see the Yaochi Tian.
So the cow didn't care about Sun Wukong, and directly began to let go of eating and drinking, and after drinking a pot of wine in one gulp, he began to pull his pants, and there was a burst of "whooshing" water in an instant.
As a result, Sun Wukong didn't move, but he was already dumbfounded: "Brother Niu, what's wrong with you?"
The Bull Demon King said directly and rudely: "Haven't you found out about the monkey yet? This peach club is a game aimed at you, and it is for you to make trouble, so why not surprise them in the store?"
In an instant, Sun Wukong also reacted, Pan Tao will be a pit waiting for him?
As a result, this reaction was the result that the Bull Demon King had already eaten all the dragon liver and phoenix marrow on the long case in front of him.
But it's okay to eat cleanly, and he even started to take off his pants and squat on the long case again, and suddenly a lump came out, which also made Sun Wukong lose the idea of tasting the dragon liver and phoenix marrow.
Then the cow pointed out again, and suddenly a lump on the long case turned into dragon liver and phoenix marrow.
I saw that the long cases around the Pan Tao Club were also divided into names and positions, and the long cases that pulled and urinated were the positions of the Jade Emperor of Haotian.
Then the Bull Demon King went straight to the location of Yuanzi in Wanshoushan Town, and did not forget to say in a rough voice: "Brother, don't move the Emei Mountain and Putuo Mountain, and change them in other places, I still have some good medicine for the big Buddha stick here, and then give them some." ”
The Bull Demon King said that it was a porcelain bottle and threw it to Sun Wukong, and there was space in the porcelain bottle, and it was impossible to only hold a little, so in an instant, Sun Wukong couldn't help but be weird.
Immediately after the two of them were together, the Bull Demon King was responsible for eating clean, and the two of them pulled and urinated together at the Pan Tao Meeting, and all the immortal wine and fairy brew were replaced with the urine of the two, and the dragon liver and phoenix pith were replaced with the feces of the two.
Then with the finger of the Bull Demon King, it turned into a dragon liver and phoenix marrow in an instant.
But in the future, the little white dragon can cure the disease of mortal kings with a soak of urine, obviously the feces and urine of the two also contain aura, but it is not as rich as the real dragon liver and phoenix marrow.
Then it was blown out by the Bull Demon King in one breath, so that all the smell dissipated, and when the heavenly immortals, Buddhas, and Bodhisattvas ate it again, they would feel that it was just that the aura was much lighter, and it was impossible to eat anything.
It is as if it is an artificial dragon liver and phoenix marrow, and the immortal wine and immortal brew are also medicated.
Especially the position of Zhen Yuanzi, as well as the position of the two male bodhisattvas of Wutai Mountain and Jiugong Mountain, as well as the position of the immortal Weng of the three islands of the Ten Continents, were all taken care of by the Bull Demon King with some extra medicine.
The medicine was given by the master, and he only said that it was a big Buddha stick, but he didn't tell how to use it, but with the insidiousness of the sage Sun Yuan, how can he use the medicine for himself?
So the Bull Demon King did not hesitate to go to the peach meeting, and by the way, he left a little more privately, the medicine given by the sage master, I am afraid that even the five elders of the five directions will not be able to detect the abnormality.
But I don't know what to do at the same time.
Above the thirty-three days, it is also known as Taiqing Heaven, the same independent one-dimensional realm.
Taishang Laojun also instructed lightly: "Golden Horn, Silver Horn, you two and let all the fairy children, immortal generals, immortal officials, and immortal officials in the Danfang all go to the three-story pavilion Zhuling Dantai to listen to my sermon with the ancient Buddha of the Western Burning Lamp." ”
In an instant, the silver horn commanded: "Yes, master." ”
But Jin Jiao was worried: "But master, if there is no one in the Dan room, what if someone breaks into the Dan room and steals the master's Nine Turns Golden Pill?"
Taishang Laojun still said lightly: "Remember to put the five gourds and nine golden pills in the open, don't care about it, don't ask more, just put it away." ”
Finally, the two boys received the order together: "Yes, sir." ”
Immediately after Taishang Laojun lifted it lightly, that is, to the three-story pavilion Zhuling Dantai of Tushi Palace, I saw that the ancient Buddha with the face of a donkey in the west was already waiting.
Seeing Taishang Laojun appear, the ancient Buddha couldn't help but say together: "Dao Ancestor has already arranged it?"
Taishang Laojun shook the dust lightly: "I have sent all the people in the Danfang away, and when the demon monkey arrives in my Danfang, if you see no one to take care of it, you will eat my five gourds and nine turns of the golden pill." ”
The ancient Buddha of the burning lamp also joined hands again: "If an ordinary immortal god eats so much at one time, he will definitely explode and die on the spot, but the demon monkey physique is different, not only the body of the ancestral witch during the flood, but also the primordial god, which can cultivate the magic of supernatural powers." ”
Taishang Laojun nodded slightly: "I use the Five Gourd and Nine Turns Golden Pill as a medicine guide, when I can refine that demon monkey and return to the origin, and refine the Chaos Pill that has never been before, but there is still one way to lead him here." ”
The ancient Buddha of the lamp said lightly: "What's so difficult about this." ”
Suddenly, an invisible road led from the Tushi Palace to the door of the Yaochi Treasure Pavilion, that is, as long as the demon monkey came out of the Treasure Pavilion, it could only go to the Tushi Palace.
Taishang Laojun couldn't help but ask lightly: "I don't know how the Buddha prepared to learn the scriptures?"
The Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha's gaze also withdrew from the Yaochi Treasure Pavilion and said, "It's a pity that I can't see the territory of the Yaochi Heaven, and the demon monkey will be able to come out soon."
As for learning scriptures, I don't want to be able to respond to the merits of opening the heavens, the Buddha is set to be five hundred years later, and the Taoist ancestors can also arrange it in advance, and share the merits of opening the heavens at the same time. ”
Taishang Laojun also nodded: "Once the Heavenly Dao was a god, we were not allowed to teach qi practitioners to disturb the world, and set up a number of days to interfere in the change of dynasties in the world." Now the human beings who look south to the world have stopped respecting our Taoist Buddha, and they need to be punished in advance. ”
The ancient Buddha also nodded lightly: "What the Taoist Ancestor said is very true, now that the saint is not out, but it is no longer the time when the flood is desolate and the gods are sealed, it doesn't hurt to send someone to that world."
It's just that if you are like the Daoist brother of Yunzhongzi in the world, I am afraid that it will be difficult to work, and it will no longer be able to set off the disaster of war in the world, but now the human beings in the world have regarded our immortal arts as demonic arts. ”
Taishang Laojun also nodded in depth when he heard this: "Let's wait until the demon monkey is refined, and then let the Dragon God of the Four Seas cast a spell first, so that the sea water will flood, and the coastal humans will be swept into the sea, and a small punishment will be given in advance;
At the same time, let the dragon king of Hongjiang cast a spell on that world to make heavy thunder, heavy rain, and hail, and bring disasters to the southern world, once there is a famine, there will be chaos;
After that, you can let the birthday star go to the world, incarnate as a self-Sanqing Taoist immortal, find a pair of people who have grudges and grudges in the hearts of the human dynasty, and people who have ambitions, teach them 'Taiping Techniques', Xuanhua on behalf of the sky, and save the world. ”
Lighting the lamp ancient Buddha raised his hand: "The plan of the Taoist ancestor is very good, when I teach people in the West, I will also send people to the south to see the world, this time I will not interfere in the change of human dynasties, just let the human beings fight each other, when enough people die, it will naturally be easy to educate." ”
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And it was between the two of them talking on the third floor of the Hated Heaven Doushi Palace.
I saw that the demon monkey finally came out of the Yaochi Treasure Pavilion, and he was already eating immortal wine and staggering, and turned his head and returned to the Monkey King Mansion at the gate of Pan Taoyuan.
As a result, in a few steps, he inexplicably walked to the front of the Doushi Palace.
Suddenly, he couldn't help but wonder, and couldn't help but say to himself: "Tushi Palace is above thirty-three days, and it is a place where the old monarch who hates the heavens is too high, how did he get here? ”